frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 You don't want Soderbergh--he's his own DP and can be super controlling. The script is the star here. Maybe McG, Brett Ratner, or Michael Bay are avails? I think we should look toward Russell Crowe to star, and create original soundtrack. I mean, this guy in the story, his story will be served by being a musician. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I like McG, if Steve doesn't sign McG is in. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Vegas Knights 54 Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 On the slim chance there are any movie producers reading this, the first 3 scenes of the script shown in post #2 are actually optional scenes. I like them and I think they add to the film but they could actually be dropped if necessary for cost or some other reason. But if they are used, the church scene could be shot in any church. It doesn't have to be Catholic. I would imagine there are many churches that wouldn't mind making $2000 or so for a day of filming. And many of their members would probably love being extras in a movie. I've also heard you don't need a permit to shoot movies inside in Nevada. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Man, this is getting a little frustrating. We have removed and re-written that whole opening. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Unfortunately Vegas Knights is no longer on this project. Our legal team has removed him from all documents and spun off into a new corporation known as OchoAces, inc. it's based in Delaware for tax purposes. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Glad you did Delaware. Better for liability reasons as well. Once we strip the profits, we file BK. Rinse repeat. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 McG is inspired. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 As a choice, I mean. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I think the female character should be wearing a backlit light colored baby doll nightgown in the first sequence. The church sequence, she should be showing a little cleavage in church, because she's a whoring whore who whores. (Unless you address this in ACT 2?) Man, this is getting a little frustrating. We have removed and re-written that whole opening. Unfortunately Vegas Knights is no longer on this project. Our legal team has removed him from all documents and spun off into a new corporation known as OchoAces, inc. it's based in Delaware for tax purposes. Check the time stamp of my post--if your new property features a whoring whore who whores, you will hear from my thread attorney. McG is inspired. If McG isn't available, like he has a shingles flare up and he simply cannot commit to this project, I suggest we go a completely different direction with Chris Columbus. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Check the time stamp of my post--if your new property features a whoring whore who whores, you will hear from my thread attorney. Nevermind, I'm not going to wait to read your new property. I'm going to be proactive about protecting my narrative voice. Essay, I'm female, and I like you as a friend. Now, I want you to act in a way that is self-defeating and inexplicable. Go file an injunction on yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 in re SexyFrau, Inc. vs. OchoAces, Inc. WHEREAS, SexyFrau alleges intellectual property theft and unwanted leering. WHEREAS, SexyFrau alleges to like Essay as a friend only. WHEREAS, SexyFrau alleges the whoring nature of the character currently named "Whoring Whore" was its idea and its idea alone. WHEREAS, SexyFrau alleges that OchoAces, Inc. did knowingly and willingly violate the Mann Act on the night of August 21, 2014. WHEREAS, SexyFrau seeks damages in the amount of $11 Bazzallion Dollars. WHEREAS, SexyFrau seeks full copyright and all intellectual property rights to the script now known as "Hero Fvcks Whores for 90 Minutes and Also Gambles Some." Duly brought by Essay, a licensed attorney and known sexual pervert, this day, the 22nd of August, the year of our Lord, 2014. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Thank you! Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 This thread has really turned into something special. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 So looks like we are changing the Character to SluttyMcSlutt. Noted. David, I think we could use a fresh set of eyes here. Gerry has offered nothing since the changes have come down from up top. What say you? Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 So looks like we are changing the Character to SluttyMcSlutt. Noted. David, I think we could use a fresh set of eyes here. Gerry has offered nothing since the changes have come down from up top. What say you? I will think it over and offer some notes later, but I think there is a really healthy and productive exchange of ideas going on here. I especially like all friend zone lawsuit elements. Have we considered flipping the promiscuity thing? Like, maybe his wife was a virgin when they married, and dislikes sex and is into purity, and he leaves her because the shame she still feels over sexuality has made it impossible to have any real intimacy. He could leave her for a dealer who turns tricks on the side, and thus is warm and loving, i.e. competent in bed. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Can that train of thought end in lasting polygamy? Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Can that train of thought end in lasting polygamy? It gets there and keeps going. The gimp mask will make a nice Pulp Fiction reference to bring in the film lovers, too. Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 New plan, turn it into a sequel to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, set about 30 years after the original ended....Charlie ended up selling the factory and buying a casino. Gene Wilder reprises his role of Willy Wonka of course, but now he's evil and tries to stack the deck against our hero whenever possible. The oompa loompa's are now black jack and craps dealers and sing morality songs about the pit falls of gambling. the climactic sequence is Charlie versus our hero in a heads up hold em match with control of the casino on the line. Link to post Share on other sites
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