David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I would just like to state that while that play is not beneath me and I may or may not attempt it, I happen to have had nothing to do with the laffinsohard account. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 And now badd2daabone! Both badd and laffin registered on November 1st this year. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 somebody is framing me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Your worst fear confirmed; me and my fam roll tight like the Firm. Link to post Share on other sites
MyronCope 1 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 IT'S ALMOST QUADRUPLE YOI! Link to post Share on other sites
Johannes Kepler 1 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 COPERNICUS IS A F4GGOT AND SO IS RON Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Come on guys, this isn't funny anymore. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BobHope 6 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I haven't been funny since the Rooseveldt Administration, it didn't stop me from making Road to Zanzabar. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
ComicBookGuy 1 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Worst. Poll. Ever. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 ronny has been making fun of me for no good reason for years now and i'm tired of it. Fixed for accuracy. Poorly Fixed for accuracy. Fixed for accuracy. I love reading DS posts but to me Ron is the poster boy for this forum IMO. Yeah, if Ron left, it would be a disaster. There's a few people without whom this place would wither on the vine. Turd, Timdog, cuin4yearDan, DNA4Ever, PrtyPsux, RenaeDawn, Beans, Wang...irreplaceable posters all. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 don't forget JWeb, KowboyKoop and Miss Idaho Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Yeah, it would be pretty hard to find another Wang. 7 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Whatever happens, you know what I really appreciate about making this final? It's shown me who my friends are. And aren't. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 rofl at the lice accounts wtf 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I read "I have too much lice" and "what is the right amount of lice" in front of a girl I'm trying to stick it to at a bar and burst out laughing. She asked what was so funny. Pretty sure I shouldn't tell her? Edit: told her I got a funny text from a friend. Then I read "homeostatic lice." Back top square one. No way this broad is coming home with me. Thanks, Obama 3 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Also, who registers a Johannes Kepler account? What the hell is going on? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Also, who registers a Johannes Kepler account? What the hell is going on? Don't you remember Copernicus, wang? http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forum/index.php?showtopic=121824 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I can't believe how happy the lice accounts make me Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Don't be afraid to vote with team lice, fellers. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I can't believe how happy the lice accounts make me Yeah it is so stupid, but even though it's going to be Operation: Dry Dick tonight as a direct result, I can't stop laughing. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 you're a dry guy? that explains so much. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 you're a dry guy? that explains so much. Nah, I usually either Jergens or KY Warming. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 To this day, even with all the weird stuff I've done, the best orgasm I've ever had was me alone, ****ing a rolled up towel with a rubber glove in the center, lubed up with store brand lotion from Kroger. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I'm sure I was watching a weird scene I stole from Cheggit, but no clue what it was. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 To this day, even with all the weird stuff I've done, the best orgasm I've ever had was me alone, ****ing a rolled up towel with a rubber glove in the center, lubed up with store brand lotion from Kroger. You feed your cats food that costs $25/day, but you beat it with off brand hand lotion? Link to post Share on other sites
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