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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I think strat should tell us when he's drunk posting. It would expalin a lot.

 

and we appreciate you sharing. you're better off though, women are the worst.

 

But vaginas are the best.

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And therein lies the rub.

 

Actually the rub was all over my pork shoulder, and damn if it didn't turn out awesome. I was worried about the heat in the BBQ sauce but the sugar in the rub/drippings took care of that. Highly recommended (but get better corn next time).

 

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I think strat should tell us when he's drunk posting. It would expalin a lot.

 

 

 

But vaginas are the best.

I spent like $120 last month on alcohol which ultimately did not help me or make me happier, and it also forced me to go back on a more strict diet. I mean, I'm still at like 160 on the dot, but I was up to 165 and it bothered me. so I'm going to stop drinking for as long as I can hold out.

 

dicks, tho

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I'm just a big big fan of art in general. The wife and I are members, so we go pretty frequently. I've explored every inch of that place, and can hardly wait until I go back. I usually have my next two visits already on my calendar.

 

You and I are a little different on some things though, because I love impressionism, especially Pissarro. Probably my favorite painting in the whole world is impressionist (Pointillism):

Do it. He still loves you. You still love him. Get back together.

My favorite impressionist is Van Gogh, and my two local favorites are Hospital at St. Remy, and Portrait of the Artist's Mother. The mother's portrait makes me laugh because it's such an awkward smile. (The Hospital was part of the Armand Hammer private collection, who is Armie Hammer's grandfather--and I want to know--did Armie Hammer ever see these paintings hanging in a private home?)

 

Thanks for the ex advice. Seeing it typed out like that helps me focus. Nononononononononononononononononono.

 

This old man just won't quit. I'm staying on this treadmill until he leves. We can't stop. And we won't stop.

Oh thank Brv he quit not long after I had planned on quitting.

 

It's the time stamps that made me laugh.

 

 

Saturday I had seven tacos, and washed them down with a cupcake. Tonight for dinner I'll be having chicken in curry with white rice, and maybe pineapple?

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pictures?

 

no. it was very plain. no bling. tall. skinny. from what I remember a smallish head.

 

Why is the notary giving you something?

Right? Never got anything from the realtor, notary, title company, nothing. F'uckers.

 

escrow company

 

 

I walked out of a mattress store and got $125 knocked off. I also braved ikea but got all that shit online afterwards (like this) and will have it next weekend.

 

the L word was dropped on me earlier (and I liked loved it)

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I dunno, I'm starting to think that maybe

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That...is disturbing. The crap some people consider art.

 

Ron, here's the meat on the grill.

 

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Occasionally the wife makes pulled pork but it doesnt appear that that at all... although your chili behind it looks spot on

 

 

 

 

I imagine the name is supposed to describe the "pulling" of the meat apart, correct?

 

 

 

 

Around here it means removing the string from your esophagus...

 

 

 

 

 

I decided not to be a piece of shit and got some stuff done.

 

 

 

 

I manage to do both just fine....

 

 

 

 

I walked out of a mattress store and got $125 knocked off.

 

 

 

 

 

Ive walked out of a car dealer a few times but never considered doing such a thing elsewhere until now...

 

 

 

 

Todays agenda includes errands to get ten cases of beer, car tags, pay a speeding ticket, and exchange some argon cylinders

 

 

 

 

Ill try it at all four establishments and report my savings later this evening...

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He's got Water World on the tv. I'm not mad. I got my headphones in, of cours.

 

That other guy sounds awesome.

 

 

Also: hi spademan

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Nothing's free in water world. Remember that nap.

 

I've had a headache for a few days now. It's dull but it's there and I don't like it. I might be dying.

 

Otherwise not much going on. Looking forward to chachie telling us all about his holiday weekend. Guy never shuts up about himself.

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Seriously though, where's shake?

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I was watching Parks & Rec last night on FXX and it got me thinking about my favorite comedy shows ever. Half hour comedies.

 

1. 30 Rock

2. Arrested development

3. Curb

4. It's always sunny

5. Parks & Rec

6. Scrubs

7. The league

8. Seinfeld

9. Mash

10. Entourage

 

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Andi's fingers where you never expected you'd be seeing them.

 

I have no idea what the context of this is or why it was posted. But I disagree on your expectations anyway.

 

 

3. my middle initial is in my vesting so I am expected to have this in my signature too. I was like really? really. I did my regular signature and just printed the initial in the middle. "I've never seen that before" was the response.

 

I enjoyed this a lot. And congrats on notary boobage.

 

 

I respect James Harrison so much more after watching hardknocks. That dude is an absolute beast. I can't believe he was doing pullups with freeweights strapped to his belt. Incredible strength.

 

I can do that. Respect me. (We don't need to get into specifics of how many or how much.)

 

 

Do it. He still loves you. You still love him. Get back together.

 

Don't cockblock IE.

 

 

****. So all of those posts where spacing plays an integral stylistic role in the pacing and humor of a post is forevermore turned into block paragraph that reads as rambling prose? History has lost something. Something sexy.

 

Don't worry, I went back and edited most of my best posts.

 

 

it's a complicated, touchy situation. which is why I'm writing about it freely in the very place that facilitated it initially.

 

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Saturday I had seven tacos.

 

Somebody post another number and let's do a taco eating contest.

 

We're talking 'bout actual tacos, right?

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Speedz, jubi and i watched via webcam while andi rolled around on her bed in a skimpy pj getup while her fingers disappeared underneath her panties and made small circles in a specific area

 

 

Fun times

 

/chachacontext

 

Nice meat tilt. Sorta looks like skirt, but not. I went to a real butchers this weekend while killing time out of the house. Didnt buy because we were in the heat from no ac. Not gonna cook

 

Picked up a window ac unit, cooled the bedroom at least. They fixed the ac this morning apparently, thankfully

 

I drank friday and sunday. Had fun sunday, had a cute waitress. Got her involved where i tell them we want to guess her age, height and weight. She had fun with it

 

I got nothing else.

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I could eat ten tacos if I wanted but why would I want to do that?

 

Because tacos are delicious and sometimes you need to set goals for yourself.

 

 

Speedz, jubi and i watched via webcam while andi rolled around on her bed in a skimpy pj getup while her fingers disappeared underneath her panties and made small circles in a specific area

 

I'm aware of the story, but why was that unexpected?

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I was watching Parks & Rec last night on FXX and it got me thinking about my favorite comedy shows ever. Half hour comedies.

 

1. 30 Rock

2. Arrested development

3. Curb

4. It's always sunny

5. Parks & Rec

6. Scrubs

7. The league

8. Seinfeld

9. Mash

10. Entourage

 

Correct list, off the top of my head:

 

1) Peep Show

2) Louie

3) Curb

4) It's Always Sunny

5) Simpsons

6) Arrested Development

7) Chappelle Show

8) Ali G.

9) Fawlty Towers

10) Mr Show

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