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ronny is going to have a goddamn stroke when he finds out about this. shake might too.

 

see the problem is that there is always grey area. she can always claim this or that or whatever and say she didn't think you would feel this way about it and that its all friendly and all this and that and whatever the **** women are saying. but she strikes me as someone who is too smart to not know you don't want to hear this shit. so either she is pure evil or she just wants some attention. either way **** that noise, you got a thigh slapper and you don't need this shit. i don't know man. ****in women man.

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Is that first time suss has been used in this thread? I think it might be. I'm sure you already know the answer to that.

 

Turns out it is. That's surprising to me; it's a common saying, right?

 

 

see the problem is that there is always grey area. she can always claim this or that or whatever and say she didn't think you would feel this way about it and that its all friendly and all this and that and whatever the **** women are saying. but she strikes me as someone who is too smart to not know you don't want to hear this shit. so either she is pure evil or she just wants some attention. either way **** that noise, you got a thigh slapper and you don't need this shit. i don't know man. ****in women man.

 

I'm just not sure what kind of friend InEx is going to be if she can't talk to him about stuff that's going on in her life. You don't get to just choose what you want to hear. Is that something you would ever say to one of your bros? I mean, this is why guys and girls can't really be friends.

 

If IE had told her his long story about boner-spooning with that one chick and she said, "I don't want to hear about that," what would we be saying about that?

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no stroke from me. it's obvious she's messing with him. no need for more thought after that. my real concern lies with how beans is going to smuggle gallons of booze onto a cruise ship.

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I'm just not sure what kind of friend InEx is going to be if she can't talk to him about stuff that's going on in her life. You don't get to just choose what you want to hear. Is that something you would ever say to one of your bros? I mean, this is why guys and girls can't really be friends.

 

If IE had told her his long story about boner-spooning with that one chick and she said, "I don't want to hear about that," what would we be saying about that?

 

that's the thing. they aren't really friends and they never will be. she isn't stupid and she should know that. so **** her and this peter. sounds like a real loser too.

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that's the thing. they aren't really friends and they never will be. she isn't stupid and she should know that. so **** her and this peter. sounds like a real loser too.

 

So what are we doing here then? You know, the royal we.

 

And I agree; total loser. He's no Stratamatic, that's for sure.

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Was just going to say paraphrase the Aceman that she's either dumb or evil, but my dude SA beat me to it. I agree with him now.

 

Snowing pretty good here. Wish I didn't have to pack and shit tonight or I'd go and hit up the shitty local snowhill with my roommate and do some shredding. Still might. **** it.

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Yes.

 

Decided against skiing. Been so long I know I'll eat it a few times and the last thing I need is to be super sore for climbing grain bins the next few days. Can't hang like I used to. We're getting old boys.

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I watched the movie Flight last night.....unauthorized autobiography of Beans played by a black guy. But no way Beans goes out like that at the end, right?

 

 

 

I guess I need to see this... dont tell me how it ends

 

 

 

Hopefully the hero gets plastered on a cruise ship, wife slips and falls overboard while griping about it, its ruled accidental, insurance money is wired to bank in carribean, scene ends with a sign on a building, "Opening Soon.... Porkin-and-Beans....The Islands Best Strip Club!"

 

 

 

Oh, just got your text comment but still dont know how to respond the same way.... each person get to take twelve cans onboard. Between me, the one that dont come home, and the kid that should be enough burbon and vodka. Hopefully

 

 

 

 

my real concern lies with how beans is going to smuggle gallons of booze onto a cruise ship.

 

 

 

 

First vid is up on twitter....

 

 

 

Someone mentioned...think it was Tilty...the other day that they werent playing for him. I checked the PC just now and they dont for me, either. Works on the phone though

 

 

 

This is such ground breaking stuff Ill throw up a few pics and see if they stick to the screen. You wont believe my method of sealing the can back without, hopefully, leaking...

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So what are we doing here then?

 

are you whacked out of your head!? i'm the richest man in this building! i've got TWICE the square footage you have! (meaning i have no idea what we're doing or why we're doing it)

 

he means your penis. he's always thinking about your penis apparently. probably thinking about it right now.

 

i wasn't. but now i am.

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It's a video that shows a V8 can with a pin hole in the bottom. I'm assuming it will be loaded up with various boozes and the spot welded shut. Can you weld aluminum?

 

EDIT: Apparently you can.

 

 

 

I thought about that, but it wont work...I can spot weld it with some low temp aluminum rod but it will discolor the can. Plus with the booze in there when heat is applied it will heat up to boiling before the aluminum melts, preventing it from melting...

 

 

 

This will be a mechanical connection

 

 

 

I have other things going on this afternoon but hopefully Ill finish the project later tonight...

 

 

 

 

I can't see any of beans' pics on twitter. It really bothers me.

 

 

 

 

The pics or videos?

 

 

 

I guess I need to find a new upload thingy and dump the twitpic...

 

 

 

Information this important shouldnt be censored

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I assumed you were going to use wax.

 

I have to open your videos in Chrome - they don't work in Firefox.

 

 

 

 

Nah...to much risk of leaking. These things will split in half under pressure before the seal blows. My first thoughts were filling water bottles with clear booze and tea bottles with burbon. Turns out its such a plauge of smuggling these days they actually shake the containers and watch for bubbles. From what I gather reading the cruise forums....what kinda loser posts on cruise forums...geez... lotsa people get busted using that method

 

 

 

Theyd get suspicious if I staggered onboard with nine large bottles of mouthwash...

 

 

 

So the cans have it.

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Nah...to much risk of leaking.

 

Whats the worst that can happen - you're forced to suck on the damp clothes in your luggage after wringing your shirts out into pint glasses? I thought you called that "Tuesday morning"...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe you're just hoping for more novelty.

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