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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Wow, it would still be on the front page even if it wasnt pinned. What a beehive this place is...

 

This thread and the gif thread are the only ones that get any action. And the gif thread is almost entirely me and essay posting stuff.

 

Looking at the army thread, apparently they have some sort of Facebook group where they...um, do whatever it is they do. Organize orgies I assume.

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Pretty sure this is all speedz' fault somehow. Remember that guy?

The bastard.

yeah that guy is horrible man I hate speedz

 

 

RIP

 

Jews. First they take down the economy, now this thread. What next, China?

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So it looks like I'll be paying about $2500 in taxes this year, so that's pretty sweet.

start selling advertising on your beer blog, then you can write off your beer purchases.

 

don't worry, i'm a tax professional. you can totally trust my advice.

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like, you owe and extra $2,500 in taxes? jesus I hope that's not what you mean because that means I'll probably owe even more. if so... then fuck.

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That is what I mean. But don't worry, you're safe. The wife was on unemployment the whole year, and I ended up with two 1099's from reffing for another $4500 of untaxed income. I knew this was coming, just didn't know what the damage would be. Was hoping it would be less, but it's about what I expected.

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oh. phew, that sounds better. most of that is probably for the 1099's no? I know so very little about taxes. and you know, they say you should just avoid things you don't understand... guess that settles it. no more taxes for me!

 

 

edit: and holy shit, you made $4,500 fucking reffing? I need to start knowing things about sports.

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oh. phew, that sounds better. most of that is probably for the 1099's no? I know so very little about taxes. and you know, they say you should just avoid things you don't understand... guess that settles it. no more taxes for me!

 

 

edit: and holy shit, you made $4,500 fucking reffing? I need to start knowing things about sports.

 

Yeah, you could double your take-home. I hear the NFL will hire just about anyone these days.

 

 

I am not current on SPORTS!, I fear.

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