I Called In Sick Today

[speedz99 145]

I will try it. I try everything now. I used to never try anything. Hell, I tried a chicken liver app a couple of months ago.

I happen to love chicken liver. You could chalk it up to the fact that I'm a jew, but I enjoy most organ meat dishes.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I did. I mean, I'm stil an honorary Jew ya know. Although, after almost 2 years up here with barely any Jews, my membership is about to expire. Fortunately, zi can still do the new york old lady Jew voiceFwiw, I didn't like the app

[Sickinfo2 291]

Girlfriend: Is that...are you chafed?Me: ...yes.Girlfriend: What are you, an amateur?

See, now I'm impressed. Well done grasshopper. How long did you.....

It was until that point in Mexis post that I realized he wasnt responding to speedy...Dammit...now Im gonna have to remember the login stuff on facebomb to gaze at sals steaksIn other news, Ive been drunk weedeating for the last hour. Tough holding onto a beer but even tougher keeping grass out of the canTwitpics as soon as I find my phomne!

[speedz99 145]

I did. I mean, I'm stil an honorary Jew ya know. Although, after almost 2 years up here with barely any Jews, my membership is about to expire. Fortunately, zi can still do the new york old lady Jew voice

I forget, did you move somewhere to be with the ladyfriend? Is there going to be a Mrs. Mexico at some point?

I didn't like the app

Yeah, I'm pretty sure liver is a taste that's difficult to acquire later in life. Not impossible, mind you.

In other news, Ive been drunk weedeating for the last hour.

Always beansing, even when doing normal person stuff.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

From South FL to Orlando (Central FL) to live with girlfriend. Yes. We've both been married before so no rush to marry. We like living in sin for now. We've talked all about it.

[brvheart 1,752]

We like living in sin for now.

[insert necessary grumble]*dismissive hand gesture*Ps. I see no reason for a non-Christian to not live with their significant other prior to marriage. It seems to make a lot of sense, actually.

[speedz99 145]

Ps. I see no reason for a non-Christian to not live with their significant other prior to marriage. It seems to make a lot of sense, actually.

Is there something in the bible that specifically prohibits living with a significant other before marriage? Like, is "living in sin" an actual biblical quote that specifies cohabitation, or is it just a sex thing?

[brvheart 1,752]

Is there something in the bible that specifically prohibits living with a significant other before marriage? Like, is "living in sin" an actual biblical quote that specifies cohabitation, or is it just a sex thing?

No. It's just a sex thing. The Biblical issue is that sex is designed to be between a man and wife. It's not any worse than telling a lie or anything else. But if you know God said, "don't do this", and then you do it continuously, then it's likely you don't care much about what God has to say about anything.Joseph and Mary weren't even officially married when they traveled alone to Bethlehem, but they were engaged. The Bible specifically mentions that Joseph hadn't had sex with her, however.

[speedz99 145]

No. It's just a sex thing. The Biblical issue is that sex is designed to be between a man and wife. It's not any worse than telling a lie or anything else. But if you know God said, "don't do this", and then you do it continuously, then it's likely you don't care much about what God has to say about anything.Joseph and Mary weren't even officially married when they traveled alone to Bethlehem, but they were engaged. The Bible specifically mentions that Joseph hadn't had sex with her, however.

So then why do you have a problem with Christians living together before marriage?

[Tiltinagain 973]

And a pat of butter on top.

I almost added the butter too but steaks that good don't need it usually. Lesser than prime, butter for sure.

Try it for yourself...trust me, it's at least worth a shot. Done right, it can be pretty amazing.

Bone marrow is something I've wanted to try for quite a while but haven't had the opportunity yet. And foie gras.

Girlfriend: Is that...are you chafed?Me: ...yes.Girlfriend: What are you, an amateur?

Ha ha. Awkward much?

Wait, what is chafed?

I'm glad you asked

seems like a lot of work for something you're just going to take in and crap out.

You're just upset that he didn't marinate them in ketchup

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

i like ketchup, blow me already.watching this new show "girls" on hbo. it is trying really hard to be edgy and its not good.

[ShakeZuma 585]

suitedaces why is emma roberts thompson watson whatever so goddamn hot? she doesn't look normal but god damn if I don't see her and go "uuhhhh wanna touch ok yesssss..." and other shit that isn't accepted in public. think I put a roberts in there too. I like her as well. I think I need a girlfriend. or a better porn site. something. jesus I'm lonely. talked to a girl tonight though! told her I might ask her out next week! I probably won't. fuck my life.least I'm not napa!(I'm kidding; I'm sure napa's in jail right now for raping that girl. go napa!)

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

suitedaces why is emma roberts thompson watson whatever so goddamn hot? she doesn't look normal but god damn if I don't see her and go "uuhhhh wanna touch ok yesssss..." and other shit that isn't accepted in public. think I put a roberts in there too. I like her as well. I think I need a girlfriend. or a better porn site. something. jesus I'm lonely. talked to a girl tonight though! told her I might ask her out next week! I probably won't. fuck my life.

emma charlotte duerre watson is so goddamn hot because she is literally perfection personified. her features are classic, her skin as smooth as pure silk. her eyes a brown that penetrates the mind and heart and body and soul. emma roberts also very sexually attractive. real life girls are overrated. they'll not text you back, or cheat on you or something. best to just fantasize about a famous actress you could never ever talk to.and i really hope napa gave that girl a stern talking to about texting etiquette.

[brvheart 1,752]

So then why do you have a problem with Christians living together before marriage?

I don't. However, I would think that if you were a Christian who actually cared about following the Bible, then you would do everything you could to avoid a situation where you would be tempted to sin. Living with a girl you love in an apartment alone is simply not a smart idea, if you are trying to avoid things like screwing until you're marriage. I certainly don't think it's sinning for a Christian, but I do think it's pretty foolish. Because it would be damn near impossible not to screw.Personal note: About two months ago my wife went on a diet, and she was hitting the workouts pretty hard. I was like, "Dude, why are you going on a diet? You're really great, just like you are." So she says to me, "I'm trying to tighten up my _ _ _ for you". I have to say, she knocked off like 15 pounds, and that makes a ton of difference. I have no idea why I just said that, but it has something to do with it being a bad idea to live with my wife if we weren't married.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I almost added the butter too but steaks that good don't need it usually. Lesser than prime, butter for sure.

if its good enough for Ruth's Chris, it's good enough for me

suitedaces why is emma roberts thompson watson whatever so goddamn hot? she doesn't look normal but god damn if I don't see her and go "uuhhhh wanna touch ok yesssss..." and other shit that isn't accepted in public. think I put a roberts in there too. I like her as well. I think I need a girlfriend. or a better porn site. something. jesus I'm lonely. talked to a girl tonight though! told her I might ask her out next week! I probably won't. fuck my life.least I'm not napa!(I'm kidding; I'm sure napa's in jail right now for raping that girl. go napa!)

I love you so much

So she says to me, "I'm trying to tighten up my _ _ _ for you". I have to say, she knocked off like 15 pounds, and that makes a ton of difference. I have no idea why I just said that, but it has something to do with it being a bad idea to live with my wife if we weren't married.

I didn't know you could spell "pussy" with three letters

[speedz99 145]

I almost added the butter too but steaks that good don't need it usually. Lesser than prime, butter for sure.

Of course they don't need it.

Ha ha. Awkward much?

It would have been awkward if she and I weren't awesome, yes.

(I'm kidding; I'm sure napa's in jail right now for raping that girl. go napa!)

Heh.

I didn't know you could spell "pussy" with three letters

Box.

[Tiltinagain 973]

if its good enough for Ruth's Chris, it's good enough for me

Great point

Box.

Nice

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Box.

unlike my steaks, well done sir, well done

[speedz99 145]

emma charlotte duerre watson is so goddamn hot because she is literally perfection personified. her features are classic, her skin as smooth as pure silk. her eyes a brown that penetrates the mind and heart and body and soul.

Well then, here you go.

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

glad that is temporary for this new movie role. i would hate for anything to mess with that perfection.

[speedz99 145]

Super bored. I rented The Hangover 2, but I feel like that won't be much help.

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

Super bored. I rented The Hangover 2, but I feel like that won't be much help.

it might distract for a little while. but that movie was so bad it could also lead to angry speedz and that just isn't good for anyone.me personally? i'm doing anything i can to avoid studying for finals.

[speedz99 145]

Shit. I'll probably still watch it if I can tear myself away from the other crap I'm watching.I wish I was hungry. Then at least I could get excited about eating something.

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

I wish I was hungry. Then at least I could get excited about eating something.

they keep showing the same wendys commercial over and over today (or so it seems). really forcing my hand on where i eat after this royals game is over.

[ShakeZuma 585]

I'm getting ready to watch paranormal activity 3. pretty big fan of this franchise actually. also making some more tropical/carribean jerk type shrimp. I'm fancy. also, watched that movie called charlie bartlett earlier. that movie was so bad it pissed me off. fuck I hated it so much.