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You know they have a free program where you can turn YouTube vids into mp3s that you can then put onto your iPod? I may have gone the Wally long way of burning it to a cd first, but still. How do you think I got your girl Allison Williams version of tik tok on my iPod. I bought the Sam tsui stuff, cuz I'm gay
Actually, no I didn't know that. I'm also super happy that anyone else in the world knows who Allison is, because that version of the song is incredible.JJJ, the whole first episode of the new season of Britain's Got Talent was really good. http://www.tubeplus.me/player/1973960/Brit..._1/Auditions_1/ It seemed to have better production value than AI as well.
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I think I have early onset dementia or something. I'm really screwing up my writing lately. What I'm typing is not what I'm thinking, and it's a little worrisome.

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I think I have early onset dementia or something. I'm really screwing up my writing lately. What I'm typing is not what I'm thinking, and it's a little worrisome.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
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Actually, no I didn't know that. I'm also super happy that anyone else in the world knows who Allison is, because that version of the song is incredible.
Did you also know that she's Brian Williams's daughter, of NBC News? And that she will also be costarring in a new HBO show titled Girls? And that she was on an episode of The League this past season?
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So stratexplorer, any other backlash for insulting the president and thinking he cares what you earn?
he was INSULTED because I insinuated that I DIDN'T think he cares what I earn. verbatim: "you're acting like I don't know what the hell's going on at my bank."I didn't even bother to explain it, but I think it's perfectly rational to think a bank president would not give a shit about what the least important and lowest impact members of the organization make. I might have been one of the most important tellers, but that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus.the immediate backlash was him basically straight-up saying that I don't have a future with them, that I should be job searching. so I put in my two weeks, and that ends on friday. it's easy to be ballsy when you 1) don't care about what you're risking and 2) are extremely unhappy with your work situation. it's sad, because I was actually starting to not mind the job itself.I'll be instantly making more money for my parents while I'm job searching, and it'll be healthier in a few ways. oh, and, management.
as someone who is three bills, out of shape (but probably better than your computer game playing ass) works in a bank and over 35, I say, suck me buddy
there's nothing wrong with being those things and you know it. masculine douchebags get under my skin, always have, always will.
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there's nothing wrong with being those things and you know it.
There might be a couple things wrong with being overweight and out of shape.We need to double our efforts to find a replacement forum.
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Yeah. That "stuff" is literally the only reason I watch shows like American Idol.
I much prefer the failure.
as someone who is three bills, out of shape (but probably better than your computer game playing ass) works in a bank and over 35, I say, suck me buddy
hey man you know that I know you could bang her if you wanted! high five!
I think I have early onset dementia or something. I'm really screwing up my writing lately. What I'm typing is not what I'm thinking, and it's a little worrisome.
phew, for a minute there I thought you actually watched britain's got talent and I was like "what the fuck?"
masculine douchebags get under my skin, always have, always will.
WHATEVER BRO I COULD BENCH YOU YOU HEAR ME?!
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YEAH MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND A NEW FORUM. ONE WITHOUT SO MANY JERKS HUH
BUT THEN WHERE WOULD I GO DID YOU EVEN CONSID-...er...that...yeah.Anyway, the forum was down, so I checked out that one possible site (not the bestiality one) and my god the emoticons.Edit: Oh shit guys, speedz is here. Don't say anything about the other forum right now.
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oh, so you mean alter our efforts, not double them. doubling them would mean we should look more aggressively, and one could infer from that that this forum will be shutting down soon. hence my concern. god, a jerk AND an idiot.

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oh, so you mean alter our efforts, not double them. doubling them would mean we should look more aggressively, and one could infer from that that this forum will be shutting down soon. hence my concern. god, a jerk AND an idiot.
Yes, I'm all three.But I meant double.Because the forum was down for a while. Which meant imminent danger. Obviously.
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Did you also know that she's Brian Williams's daughter, of NBC News? And that she will also be costarring in a new HBO show titled Girls? And that she was on an episode of The League this past season?
I love you, Mexico. Thanks for coming back. Also, I'm going to find that episode of The League tonight and watch it.MV5BMTQ2NjkxMjQxOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjk5NTY4NA@@._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg
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Yes, I'm all three.
you win this round, jerk.also, I was a little surprised to hear how poorly the bank president reacted to strat's comment. I mean strat phrased it poorly, but I don't think it was that horrible of a question for the prez to be like "gtfo doucheclown."
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speaking of horses, was anyone else watching Luck on hbo? i was. i liked it a lot and it really was getting very good at the end of season one. sadly it was just canceled because a third horse died during filming of season two. i uhh, think they could have worked around it, but the low ratings probably didnt help. anyways, the show gave me a new appreciation for horses. watching them run in slow motion was pretty sweet.
You know, it's really pretty shitty that they shut down, and I feel like it was more about the cost and lack of ratings than the horse safety issue. Word is their mortality rate was well below that of an actual race track. Plus, you know, horses just die sometimes.
pretty sure I just obliterated this problem solving test with riot games. up next is a phone interview, then a flight to LA to interview onsite, then I have to talk to the CEO. so, I still have to climb a mountain.
Wait, this plus the thing with your CEO...a lot has happened with you since I haven't been around much. I don't remember giving permission for that.But it all sounds pretty awesome, congrats.
This is pretty awesome:
But I'm a sucker for this stuff.
Good link. Also a sucker I am.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
Heh.
Edit: Oh shit guys, speedz is here. Don't say anything about the other forum right now.
YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME.
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We need to double our efforts to find a replacement forum.
I agree. I've been getting the IPS down error throughout the afternoon.
phew, for a minute there I thought you actually watched britain's got talent and I was like "what the fuck?"
It's funny, because I'm totally going to give it a go for another episode. The first one was so good that it deserves another chance.
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he doesn't even understand the words he's saying!

Plus, you know, horses just die sometimes.
they just teach you that?
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Wait, this plus the thing with your CEO...a lot has happened with you since I haven't been around much. I don't remember giving permission for that.But it all sounds pretty awesome, congrats.
yeah I mean, I didn't really want to elaborate when it was all happening, but basically: I am crushing pretty hard on my coworker (not a single mother, but completely unavailable) which makes life pretty miserable on its own. so throw in some eye-poking as far as teller and IT roles causing stress for me and both bosses, no significant raise for the added responsibility, and the revelation that I won't be moving up any further... why in the world would I stay there?only two more days. I'm gonna miss her quite a lot, but I'm not gonna miss the feeling. haven't decided if I should even keep in touch if she makes an effort to. I've been pretty mum on it because it seems like such a petty thing to throw to you guys, but this doesn't happen to me very often, you know? I have some more time to think on the matter.who knows if anything will come of any of these job prospects, but it's a massive boost to my confidence to get so many bites so fast.
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there's nothing wrong with being those things and you know it. masculine douchebags get under my skin, always have, always will.
I feel like you don't get that I'm mostly joking. I'm rarely serious with my outrage. It's mock outrage, man. WHAT THE FCK, Strat?
hey man you know that I know you could bang her if you wanted! high five!WHATEVER BRO I COULD BENCH YOU YOU HEAR ME?!
Hells yeah. I get her for some drinks after work, book itYeah, let's bench some shit.
I love you, Mexico. Thanks for coming back. Also, I'm going to find that episode of The League tonight and watch it.
Why thank you Petey. Not sure why I called you Petey, but I like it. Keep in mind, I'm pretty sure I'm the one that nicknamed Napa, Clint
It only took almost three years and $150,000!
Wowzers. For that kinda scratch, I'd let you reattach anything I have. And you probably have more to goStory about med school. This guy came in yesterday looking for a quick $35k for his son to do 4 months of med school in the Caribbean. Huh? He said that since his kids grades and MCAT were just above average and not perfect, he didn't even bother applying to stateside schools, he applied to the Caribbean. The deal is, they have a 4 month intensive program that they don't finance, have to pay up front, and if you pass, they'll let you in to med school. $36k. Seems like a racket. If you pass, they have $36k of your cash and then 3 more years of your money and if you fail, they still have your money. Point is, I thought of you then almost asked the dad "does your son like animals?"
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Point is, I thought of you then almost asked the dad "does your son like animals?"
hahaha. Speedz is gonna be pissed when he reads this. MANY VET SCHOOLS ARE MUCH HARDER TO GET INTO THAN REAL MEDICAL SCHOOLS, MEXICO! BELIEVE IT!
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