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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I tried to watch it. The local casino that I play poker at is attached to a race track. They really got the feel of these southern california horse gamblin guys down exactly right. But other than that, it took me several episodes to understand each storyline, it was just so hard to hear what people were saying, and it moved really slowly up until the last few episodes. Really not surprised it was cancelled, and it was definitely going down even if speedz had been able to save the horses.
i'm really a fan of that world. so i was loving it and i will miss it.
hey isn't mad men back on now? I've been rewatching it and I'm towards the end of the third season now. not sure whether I want to continue to spread it out so I end up watching season 5 towards the end of 2012 so I'll remember it better for season 6, or just pump them all out and get it out of the way. oh the decisions in my life.
don draper would be a man and drink until the answer was obvious.
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we're nearing minute 20 of a phone call from my mother. the irony of her calling me to complain about her mother calling her and complaining about stuff is lost on my mother.

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that's it, but I worry about the URL.
I worry about you.didn't win the god damned lottery. that was my vacation fund damn it!
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GL Stratosphere. Hopefully at least one of us can get out of our shitty jobs. I made the mistake of looking at the "career advice" section of some CPA forum last night and learned that PA firms don't really give a shit if you already have your CPA license and if you didn't go directly to a Big 4 firm right out of college, you might as well just kill yourself as you're never going to get above a Sr. Staff Accountant at some company because no matter how long you've worked there, they're going to hire some punk from a Big 4 for the controller or manager positions. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

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I wish somebody had told me sooner that being stupid would make being successful more difficult. or maybe they did and I wasn't paying attention I don't know

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the IT manager and I were lugging these heavy printers upstairs and I'm like, "why are the two most out of shape guys in the bank assigned to this job." happened to be we were within earshot of some girl, so he lowers his voice and says, "speak for yourself." I'm fairly round and all, but I'm nowhere near this guy's three bills. I mean, jesus, lighten up, you aren't gonna fuck her anyway, you're like 35.

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Poor Shake.
I've seen shake, he's not fat, balding, and as old looking as this guy.and OK, even if the girl was like 30 instead of 22, when's the last time you actually needed to be masculine to attract female attention? we haven't been in anything resembling the state of nature for like 1000 years or so.
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i'll bet shake secretly does okay with the ladies.today at work one guy accused another guy of stealing the tape dispenser from the copy room. i shit you not. happened right next to my cubicle and was getting a little heated. one of the office people had to come out and tell them to stfu. i thought it was hilarious.

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when's the last time you actually needed to be masculine to attract female attention?
Poor Shake.That's all he has going for him.
i'll bet shake secretly does okay with the ladies.
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This is pretty awesome:

But I'm a sucker for this stuff.
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Yeah. That "stuff" is literally the only reason I watch shows like American Idol.
I love that he messes up at the beginning and that he's shaking from nerves the entire time. I want to give him a big hug.I would put that on my ipod if it was on itunes.
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This is pretty awesome:
But I'm a sucker for this stuff.
Oh, snap, singers who aren't extremely attractive. But society has programmed me to think that if you can sing, you must also be attractive. MINDFREAK!
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Oh, snap, singers who aren't extremely attractive. But society has programmed me to think that if you can sing, you must also be attractive. MINDFREAK!
I think my perspective of the situation is a little different than the one you laid out here. I care about it because 1) He's only 17 and can sing like the Bocelli and 2) HE had no self-confidence. He wanted to think he was good, but he didn't really believe it. I love that.
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I'm fairly round and all, but I'm nowhere near this guy's three bills. I mean, jesus, lighten up, you aren't gonna fuck her anyway, you're like 35.
as someone who is three bills, out of shape (but probably better than your computer game playing ass) works in a bank and over 35, I say, suck me buddy
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I love that he messes up at the beginning and that he's shaking from nerves the entire time. I want to give him a big hug.I would put that on my ipod if it was on itunes.
You know they have a free program where you can turn YouTube vids into mp3s that you can then put onto your iPod? I may have gone the Wally long way of burning it to a cd first, but still. How do you think I got your girl Allison Williams version of tik tok on my iPod. I bought the Sam tsui stuff, cuz I'm gay
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