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My roommate got a dehydrator for Christmas and he's got the first batch of beef jerky cooking now. It has really good reviews on amazon and if it does work out well then this might be a game changer. Pretty excited for this first batch.

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Are they just your standard non-religious family? Do they know you're screwing? Are they the standard "go to church twice a year christians" that don't care that you guys are screwing?
Standard non-religious christians (catholic, maybe). Apparently the annual tradition is to plan to go to church and then realize at the last second that there's something better to do. Pretty sure they know we're not saving ourselves.
Do they think anything about your Jewness? Did anyone ever bring it up?
It was joked about many times...they're actually very funny for non-jews. Her cousins wrote "Happy Hanukkah, Jewz!" on the kitchen whiteboard, their mother freaked out because she thought I must have been offended, and a good time was had by all when making fun of the mother because clearly I thought it was funny.
Did anyone mention anything about Christmas and then quickly think twice about it and give you a sheepish glance?
On Christmas, while I was there for Christmas, did they mention anything about Christmas and then feel guilty about it?Really, I'd tell you guys more, but I probably shouldn't be telling all kinds of stories about her family on the internets. Which is a shame, there was some good stuff.
yeah speedz, are they properly concerned about your soul being on a one-way trip to hell?
Completely improperly unconcerned.
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Yeah I'm with my wife's christian family for christmas. They went to church christmas morning (w/o my wife). Now that we have a kid there was a small concern they might try to get her to participate, but they didn't.

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Standard non-religious christians (catholic, maybe). Apparently the annual tradition is to plan to go to church and then realize at the last second that there's something better to do. Pretty sure they know we're not saving ourselves. It was joked about many times...they're actually very funny for non-jews. Her cousins wrote "Happy Hanukkah, Jewz!" on the kitchen whiteboard, their mother freaked out because she thought I must have been offended, and a good time was had by all when making fun of the mother because clearly I thought it was funny.
*giddy*
On Christmas, while I was there for Christmas, did they mention anything about Christmas and then feel guilty about it?
Hey, **** you.*still giddy*
Really, I'd tell you guys more, but I probably shouldn't be telling all kinds of stories about her family on the internets. Which is a shame, there was some good stuff.
You son of a bitch.
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yesterday she proceeded to set the oven on fire, with nothing in it.
Oh, I know all about fires...We just tell unsuspecting guests that the dish is "smoked"That excuse works well on most items like ham, turkey, chicken, etc...What really raises eyebrows is when the coleslaw and deserts come out with the identical "flavoring"We as a family are accustomed to it, though... after years of eating her breakfast I still slip up and order hashblacks in commercial establishments......and the kid spent many a school day afternoon in the principals office for heading to the cafeteria instead of outside during fire drills
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you secretly wish you could drink cheap wine and be unable to tell the difference
I like being unable to tell the difference. Sometimes I still buy the expensive stuff because...um...I guess because I like to pretend.
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I like being unable to tell the difference. Sometimes I still buy the expensive stuff because...um...I guess because I like to pretend.
I have trouble ever seeing myself being okay with dropping $100 in today's dollars on a bottle. I'm sure I'll adjust eventually.
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You son of a bitch.
I know, right?
I like being unable to tell the difference. Sometimes I still buy the expensive stuff because...um...I guess because I like to pretend.
I have trouble ever seeing myself being okay with dropping $100 in today's dollars on a bottle. I'm sure I'll adjust eventually.
I find there to be a bigger jump in noticable quality from $10 to $25 than from $25 to $100.
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probably gonna need to get me another bottle of gin today. been on tanqueray to start but thinking about switching it up for variety. anybody have any recommendations?maybe I'll get some other type of liquor too! I am on vacation after all!

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Just go lick the sap off of a pine tree. Seems to taste about the same as gin to me. Just put my first batch of jerky in the dehydrator. Going to be a long six hours. The batch my roommate made last night was really good.

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don't worry napa, when you get older you'll understand.
Yeah, I used to think those six hours waiting for jerky were the worst, but now that I'm older I realize it's the six hours waiting for gin to distill.How about that post, Shake? Did that one make sense?
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It was joked about many times...they're actually very funny for non-jews. Her cousins wrote "Happy Hanukkah, Jewz!" on the kitchen whiteboard, their mother freaked out because she thought I must have been offended, and a good time was had by all when making fun of the mother because clearly I thought it was funny.
It's funny because he is illiterate.
I find there to be a bigger jump in noticable quality from $10 to $25 than from $25 to $100.
To jump up from the 20ish dollar range, you really have to know what you are buying, because there is a lot smugness by wineries that they can sell shit wine for a lot, just because. Some has to do on quantity produced. If they produce 60 cases, but it's not good wine, it's just going to cost more.
probably gonna need to get me another bottle of gin today. been on tanqueray to start but thinking about switching it up for variety. anybody have any recommendations?maybe I'll get some other type of liquor too! I am on vacation after all!
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I find there to be a bigger jump in noticable quality from $10 to $25 than from $25 to $100.
I find the biggest jump in noticeable quality to be from $300 to $400-MK
probably gonna need to get me another bottle of gin today. been on tanqueray to start but thinking about switching it up for variety. anybody have any recommendations?maybe I'll get some other type of liquor too! I am on vacation after all!
Samesies! (well, technically I'm "working from home").Bombay Sapphire is the gin you're looking for.
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Bombay Sapphire is the gin you're looking for.
buddy I was drinking with last night got a bottle of that for christmas. that plus this recommendation now seals the deal. to the store! in a couple of hours!and ocho (still type your old name first every time then have to go back and correct) I haven't seen this season yet so I don't get your reference. perhaps hulu has it? to hulu! right now!
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