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wait a second here, she's pregnant, maybe she'll get all fat, the guy will get tired of her and dump her... then she'll be fat, single, and with a kid. this... might work out...

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Well now I see why Idaho real estate is so cheap.You can feel good about your domicile now Shake.EDIT: Too slow. Damn you guys.
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Ha, ya...me and shake at pretty much cut from the same cloth I guess. Those are all old chicken coops from apparently the turn of the century, built right around the time Lewis & Clark came through. Also, never know when you might need a pontoon in the middle of winter!Edit: not the most recent century, although, I guess they were there at that time also. I will not apologize for the quad being dirty. Unlike most people who report their quad for farm purposes on thir tax returns, we actually do use it for mainly farm stuff.

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Edit: Oh, and vb never got his prize. Initially because Wang said he was going to write a revised forward, but then because of the above.
VB didn't win, SJ, I won. I never got my prize, which was a personal caricature. I did donate my prize of a cartoon book to VB out of the kindness of my heart, as the winner. Really it is most important for me to get my prize.
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VB didn't win, SJ, I won. I never got my prize, which was a personal caricature. I did donate my prize of a cartoon book to VB out of the kindness of my heart, as the winner. Really it is most important for me to get my prize.
I didn't say he won. I also thought you and beans had all that caricature stuff worked out already.
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I didn't say he won. I also thought you and beans had all that caricature stuff worked out already.
SJ, YOU ARE A ****ING BASTARD!
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I recieved a gift card to J Crew. I'm thinking about purchasing some suede boots with it. Or perhaps leather driving moccs. A scarf maybe. A wool polka dot tie. Slim fit chinos. The possibilities are endless!

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do NOT get the oiled leather macalister boots in dark brown. they look great online, but when they arrived the damn leather looked like plastic and it was flimsy and just plain crappy. huge disappointment.

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I guess I really need to go see Black Swan.Anyone get anything really sweet for Chanukah/Christmas? I got a $1000 gift certificate to Stubhub. Shazam!
Kayla saw it in the theater with her mother on Christmas Eve. She really liked it, but she's a pretty big Aronofsky fanboy. Also, she said the lesbian scene was "less awkward than I expected, but I expected 'Wild Things with your parents at age 14' awkward." I Wiki-searched "black swan" last night, and after about 20 minutes of clicking, I ended up ordering Nassim Taleb's book "The Black Swan" from Amazon. I got a gift-certificate to Amazon.
I got a 160gb ipod. on a related note: fuck dutch, mk, and wang, and their horrible, horrible mix tagging skills.
Honestly, I originally wrote something snarky, here, but I really have no idea of the proper procedure for tagging a shared mix. I've thought about that a few times, and I always fool around for 30 minutes -- searching from the right protocol, failing to progress, and getting anxious -- before giving up and truly loathing myself when I post it. How, exactly, should I go about tagging my mixes? I made a pretty good Best of 2010 mix, but didn't upload it in large part because of this very concern.
do NOT get the oiled leather macalister boots in dark brown. they look great online, but when they arrived the damn leather looked like plastic and it was flimsy and just plain crappy. huge disappointment.
If I had a nickel for every time I've had this exact same problem I would have zero nickels because I'm not a faggot.
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do NOT get the oiled leather macalister boots in dark brown. they look great online, but when they arrived the damn leather looked like plastic and it was flimsy and just plain crappy. huge disappointment.
would you extend this to the suede mcalister boots as well? maybe i should just play it safe and get some new shirts.edit: decisions! the stress! what if i buy the wrong thing? i just dont need this in my life right now.
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My ladyfriend also saw Black Swan, immediately texted after that it was amazing, and agreed to see it again with me after I made the request upon her mentioning the muff-diving scene. I swear, Wang, I'll go blow-for-blow with you about whose chick is better. By the end, we'll have succeeded in making everyone (or just shake) hate us forever*...it'll be great.

If I had a nickel for every time I've had this exact same problem I would have zero nickels because I'm not a faggot.
Flawless Victory.*not due to jealousy, due to us being ****ing obnoxious
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Honestly, I originally wrote something snarky, here, but I really have no idea of the proper procedure for tagging a shared mix. I've thought about that a few times, and I always fool around for 30 minutes -- searching from the right protocol, failing to progress, and getting anxious -- before giving up and truly loathing myself when I post it. How, exactly, should I go about tagging my mixes? I made a pretty good Best of 2010 mix, but didn't upload it in large part because of this very concern.
well the main thing is all the songs need to be tagged with the same album name and numbered both in their file name and the id3 tag. if you don't, they just jumbled all together when you put them into itunes and there's no way to find them easily. plus, you know, capitalization would be nice.
If I had a nickel for every time I've had this exact same problem I would have zero nickels because I'm not a faggot.
don't hate cause a nigga know how to work
would you extend this to the suede mcalister boots as well? maybe i should just play it safe and get some new shirts.edit: decisions! the stress! what if i buy the wrong thing? i just dont need this in my life right now.
I would think the suede would be ok, but really though, when are you going to wear suede shoes? I can't see myself wearing suede shoes, and as wang so lovingly mentioned, I'm a huge faggot. either way though, the return process wasn't bad.
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I swear, Wang, I'll go blow-for-blow with you about whose chick is better.
Just have your double-wedding already.(I have a prior commitment that weekend, but thanks for the invite.)I just had a small chuckle at the idea of an FCP-themed wedding featuring "Jenn with Two N's and speedz99" and "Kayla and Shimmering Wang."
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