king_tanner 84 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 You get 1 hand every 5 min. It is so boring. How do you guys play live without being drunk? I've tried and I get bored after 2 hands. Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Just got back from playing live.....much better than online imo Link to post Share on other sites
psufans2 1 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 You get 1 hand every 5 min. It is so boring. How do you guys play live without being drunk? I've tried and I get bored after 2 hands.rub one out under the table???? Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 rub one out under the table????rub someone else out under the table?If I find myself getting bored at the card table, I'll usually do one of the following:1. Talk to the chick at my table or a nearby table with the biggest boobs, "Hey lady, I couldn't help but notice the size of your rack. I am bored and think that we should have sex." Works like 92% of the time.2. Berate the dealer for going so slow by saying things like:"My, you sure are slow.""OMG, were you born retarded?"Wow, are you a human or a sloth?"3. Sometimes I'll just walk around the table, and ask to sweat other people's cards when they're in a hand, and tell them what I think the best play would be. Link to post Share on other sites
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