The Magically Delicious

[mrdannyg 274]

LOL, I thought you would like the prospect Adam. The prospects I traded in the other deal, I was going to basically release anyways because I have an influx of 1st rounders this year to get the likes of Kane, Schroder, Schenn, Kadri, and others, so it makes a lot more sense to make room for those guys .

Not to give anything away, but what prospects are available to you in this year's draft? 2nd and 3rd overall - do you expect to get 2 of the above, or are there more available?

[Ottawa_Biatch 288]

I expect to get 2 of the above. Lots of names already gone, Duchene Tavares, GSP

[ajs510 122]

I expect to get 2 of the above. Lots of names already gone, Duchene Tavares, GSP

PIM's must be at a premium in the AHL.

[rinswun 6]

This is a major reversal for you. When I took him in the FCHL draft you thought he was overrated.

i still think he is overrated because i see a lot of people on dibbler touting him as the next AO, but i do think he has 50-60 point potential which in the ahl is huge!

[Ottawa_Biatch 288]

What is dibbler?

[ajs510 122]

What is dibbler?

I think it's that ice cream that's just hundreds of little dots.

[MapleLeafpoker 1,462]

What is dibbler?

Dibbler is the common name for Parantechinus apicalis, an endangered species of marsupial. It is an inhabitant of the southwest mainland of Western Australia and some offshore islands. A member of the Dasyuromorphia order, it is small, carnivorous, nocturnal, with speckled fur that is white around the eyes.Dibbler on WikiKidding, kidding. They're actually talking about this great hockey website, but dont want to give it away. Its awesome, Ive been on there every day since they started. The guy who runs it is a genious.check it out.....Dibbler

[ajs510 122]

Kidding, kidding. They're actually talking about this great hockey website, but dont want to give it away. Its awesome, Ive been on there every day since they started. The guy who runs it is a genious.check it out.....Dibbler

Dammit Arp! Now everyone will know all our secrets!(e1)

[SBriand 4]

Dammit Arp! Now everyone will know all our secrets!(e1)

like me! now I have some reading to do.

[Ottawa_Biatch 288]

Trade by the Magically DeliciousTo Ingmen:Tim Connolly (BUF) $2.25 $2.25To Magically Delicious:1st rounder 2009 (Ingmen)4th rounder 2009 (Ingmen)1st rounder 2010 (Ingmen)

[ajs510 122]

Trade by the Magically DeliciousTo Ingmen:Tim Connolly (BUF) $2.25 $2.25To Magically Delicious:1st rounder 2009 (Ingmen)4th rounder 2009 (Ingmen)1st rounder 2010 (Ingmen)

I would like to offer this as Exhibit A on why the FCHL should never expand above 15 teams.

[Fenxis 99]

I would like to offer this as Exhibit A on why the FCHL should never expand above 15 teams.

And that we should test owners for drugs?

[Ottawa_Biatch 288]

I'm on Roids. I would be banned.

[Ottawa_Biatch 288]

Already Signed Nashville 4 yrs @ $0.50, $0.50 $0.50, $0.50Defence Free Agent SigningsBrendan Bell (STL) 1 yr $0.50Peter Harrold (LA) 1 yr $0.50Forward Free Agent SigningsSam Gagner (EDM) 1 yr $2.00David Krejci (BOS) 5 yrs $1.75, $2.00, $2.25, $2.50, $2.75Kris Versteeg (CHI) 5 yrs $0.75, $0.75, $0.75 $0.75, $0.75Nikita Filatov (CBJ) 1 yr $0.75Cody Hodgson (VAN) 1 yr $0.75Zack Boychuk (CAR) 1 yr $0.75Brian Boyle (NYR) 1 yr $0.75Nigel Dawes (CGY) 1 yr $0.75Dustin Jeffrey (PIT) 1 yr $0.75Frans Nielsen (NYI) 1 yr $0.50Maxim Lapierre (MTL) 1 yr $0.50Ryan Potulny (EDM) 1 yr $0.50Kamil Kreps (FLA) 1 yr $0.2516 Players Signed for 2009/2010Goalies Released New York Islanders Defencemen ReleasedKarlis Skrastins (FLA) Forwards ReleasedRyan Carter (ANA)Mike Grier (BUF)Jakub Petrazulek (CAR)Jay Pandolfo (NJ)Note: 26 players to be signed including 3 goalies. The reason some guys only signed 1 yr is because I can only sign them 1 yr.

[Ottawa_Biatch 288]

To IngmenShortstackers 2nd round pick 2009PKDealers 3rd round pick 2009To Magically DeliciousIngmen 2nd round pick 2010Ingmen 3rd round pick 2010Reasoning: I had 9 picks originally, and 14 guys on my farm. The limit is 20. There was pretty much no use in having that many picks, because I would have to drop people on my farm. Right now the farm looks like this:D JOONAS LEHTIVUORI PHI ml $1.00 --- --- --- ---D SAMI LEPISTO WSH ml $0.25 D BOB SANGUINETTI NYR ml $2.00 --- --- --- ---D KEVIN SHATTENKIRK COL ml $2.00 --- --- --- ---D VYACHESLAV VOINOV LA ml $2.00 --- --- --- --- F JOE COLBORNE BOS ml $2.00 --- --- --- ---F LARS ELLER STL ml $2.00 --- --- --- ---F SIMON HJALMARSSON STL ml $1.00 --- --- --- ---F BRETT MACLEAN PHX ml $0.50 --- --- --- ---F OSKAR OSALA WSH ml $1.50 --- --- --- ---F RYAN STOA COL ml $0.25 --- --- --- ---F COLIN WILSON JR ml $3.00 --- --- --- ---F ARTEM ANISIMOV NYR ml $1.50 --- --- --- ---F TYLER ENNIS BUF ml $1.00 --- --- --- ---The farm system right now for the Magically Delicious is pretty average, but we feel after the draft with 4 1st rounders, we can really benefit and improve it a vast amount. Depth wise for the draft, we also felt the 2010/2011 draft will have a little more depth as well as less juniors will be taken out of it, so we felt it made sense to grab some picks there.

[serge 904]

Already Signed Nashville 4 yrs @ $0.50, $0.50 $0.50, $0.50Defence Free Agent SigningsBrendan Bell (STL) 1 yr $0.50Peter Harrold (LA) 1 yr $0.50Forward Free Agent SigningsSam Gagner (EDM) 1 yr $2.00David Krejci (BOS) 5 yrs $1.75, $2.00, $2.25, $2.50, $2.75Kris Versteeg (CHI) 5 yrs $0.75, $0.75, $0.75 $0.75, $0.75Nikita Filatov (CBJ) 1 yr $0.75Cody Hodgson (VAN) 1 yr $0.75Zack Boychuk (CAR) 1 yr $0.75Brian Boyle (NYR) 1 yr $0.75Nigel Dawes (CGY) 1 yr $0.75Dustin Jeffrey (PIT) 1 yr $0.75Frans Nielsen (NYI) 1 yr $0.50Maxim Lapierre (MTL) 1 yr $0.50Ryan Potulny (EDM) 1 yr $0.50Kamil Kreps (FLA) 1 yr $0.2516 Players Signed for 2009/2010Goalies Released New York Islanders Defencemen ReleasedKarlis Skrastins (FLA) Forwards ReleasedRyan Carter (ANA)Mike Grier (BUF)Jakub Petrazulek (CAR)Jay Pandolfo (NJ)Note: 26 players to be signed including 3 goalies. The reason some guys only signed 1 yr is because I can only sign them 1 yr.

This is possibly one of the worst teams an AHL team has EVER produced. There wont be enough players to ice a lineup on a regular night. While i understand the Biatch's plans, this team has no chance to win more than a handful of games. It will be a disaster every night.I would like to see a rule in place that a team cant do what the Biatch did...Its just not competitive enough to have a chance against any team on any given night..Over under on the amount of wins.....10

[rinswun 6]

he still has to add 10 guys and all these guys should have decent seasons:Sam Gagner (EDM) 1 yr $2.00David Krejci (BOS) 5 yrs $1.75, $2.00, $2.25, $2.50, $2.75Kris Versteeg (CHI) 5 yrs $0.75, $0.75, $0.75 $0.75, $0.75Nikita Filatov (CBJ) 1 yr $0.75Cody Hodgson (VAN) 1 yr $0.75Zack Boychuk (CAR) 1 yr $0.75i dont think his team will do that badly, i've seen some of the other teams and they are worse than this

[serge 904]

he still has to add 10 guys and all these guys should have decent seasons:Sam Gagner (EDM) 1 yr $2.00David Krejci (BOS) 5 yrs $1.75, $2.00, $2.25, $2.50, $2.75Kris Versteeg (CHI) 5 yrs $0.75, $0.75, $0.75 $0.75, $0.75Nikita Filatov (CBJ) 1 yr $0.75Cody Hodgson (VAN) 1 yr $0.75Zack Boychuk (CAR) 1 yr $0.75i dont think his team will do that badly, i've seen some of the other teams and they are worse than this

The 10 guys that he will add wont be significant. I like to know what he is going to do with with the money he has left over....Biatch under 10.5 wins..Need to ice 6 forwards and 4 dman..He has no one..Ill book action if you guys like...If Biatch is willing to bet, ill give him better juice.Bad team , very bad team..

[serge 904]

The lack of response by the owner of the Delicious shows how scared the Biatch is...We demand a response.

[Ottawa_Biatch 288]

LOL Subway Sandwich Challange. We will cover

[Ottawa_Biatch 288]

The owner of the asdfjkl; was on the radio this morning in Ottawa on Live 885 and had this to say on the morning show...."Dear beloved fans spanning across all seven continents, thank you for listening in to this morning. This magically journey has begun, and it will be quite some time before we get to the top of the mountain to that enchanted forest, but in the mean time, we are prepping this morning for some valuable pieces to pick up later this week, which hopefully can be turned into long term assets for us. This morning, I have had a starbucks venti tzao chai latte with no foam and soy milk, we paired it with a greek feta and spinach breakfast sandwich. It has helped me become a better GM for you the people, we have numerous free agents we are targeting, which we believe will make us younger, more affordable, and set us up to compete in the future. We're also looking to upgrade our goalie situation. The main concern obviously though is our blue line, as we want to get tougher and stronger to help mentor our young guns. We also have four first round picks, and expect to make a big splash this year by drafting at least 3 90 point guys as they are plentiful this year. All the AHL will be watching as the Delicious get even more Magically Delicious. Thank you, but I have to get back, as I have a book signing this morning."

[serge 904]

The owner of the asdfjkl; was on the radio this morning in Ottawa on Live 885 and had this to say on the morning show...."Dear beloved fans spanning across all seven continents, thank you for listening in to this morning. This magically journey has begun, and it will be quite some time before we get to the top of the mountain to that enchanted forest, but in the mean time, we are prepping this morning for some valuable pieces to pick up later this week, which hopefully can be turned into long term assets for us. This morning, I have had a starbucks venti tzao chai latte with no foam and soy milk, we paired it with a greek feta and spinach breakfast sandwich. It has helped me become a better GM for you the people, we have numerous free agents we are targeting, which we believe will make us younger, more affordable, and set us up to compete in the future. We're also looking to upgrade our goalie situation. The main concern obviously though is our blue line, as we want to get tougher and stronger to help mentor our young guns. We also have four first round picks, and expect to make a big splash this year by drafting at least 3 90 point guys as they are plentiful this year. All the AHL will be watching as the Delicious get even more Magically Delicious. Thank you, but I have to get back, as I have a book signing this morning."

o rly?

[Ottawa_Biatch 288]

This just in from the Toronto Paparazzi.....Reporter: We just saw Lord Biatch of the Magically Delicious walk into his hotel room with a newspaper, a Hockey News Magazine (which will be his secret weapon this year, as no other GM's have the power of this magazine), a continental breakfast, and a coffee. Lord Biatch was frustrated and irate that the breakfast did not include eggs and bacon, but instead was filled with bagels and muffins. Inside the room we heard some loud snoring, not sure what it was, but we will investigate. Stay tuned...

[Ottawa_Biatch 288]

Reporter: Biatch is coming out for an interview. (Lord Biatch walks out to the millions and millions of paparazzi. The Jonas Brothers are next door and jealous they don't have as much paparazzi as the Biatch does)Reporter: Hey BiatchBiatch: Sup?Reporter: What was that magazine you were holding?Biatch: It's the Hockey News Fantasy Guide for 2009/2010. It cost me 8 bucks, but now I have a huge advantage over the rest of the league. I know the surefire 100 point guys, the sleepers, the late round gems, the bust picks, I know everything. It's like they are going into a fight with a water gun and I'm going into the fight with Bush, Al-Qaeda, the Ji-Had, that Korean dude, and then NASA just as an insurance policy. Long story short, it's not even fair that I have this amount of knowledge. Reporter: Who are you taking with pick #2 and pick #3?Biatch: Well we have a list of 42 guys, we are trying to shorten it down. But we seem them all as equal, so it's going to be tough. Reporter: Who are you targetting at the FA Draft?Biatch: We're going to try to hit the owner of the Mustangs with a sandwich while he isn't looking since he bad mouthed the Delicious, but we'll see. I have to go though. We'll see you soon.

[Babying 613]

I personally think you had a pretty good draft. Never realize all the high picks you had.