Suited_Up 2 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 please say serena altschul please say serena altschul please say serena altschul please say serena altschul please say serena altschul please say serena altschulProbably Kennedy. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Hate to disappoint so I will just say yes.Daisy Fuentes? Link to post Share on other sites
The Lobster 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Hate to disappoint so I will just say yes.Carson Daly? Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Daisy Fuentes?Nah, she wasn't someone who had a regular show and therefore not super famous. At the time she was just one of the hottest in a group of super hot girls that were sunbathing topless by the pool every day we were there . Probably like a week later I saw her hosting some show. Was also during this trip that I learned that Club Med workers had the best job in the world as several girls in that group ended up hooking up with the Club Med people. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 QUOTE (Adam_g @ Monday, January 5th, 2009, 11:56 AM) *Hitchhiked from Vancouver BC to Ontario (made it to Kenora, then had to take a bus - Ontario folks arent big on picking up hitchikers)Partied with Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz at Pure we met because we had booths beside each other.Smoke a joint with Ad-rock from the beastie boys (molson Park, Barrie)Partied with the fugee's at Canada's wonderlandDropped 40+ foot clifs, when I lived as a ski bum in Whistler(does everyone from Ontario live in WHistler for at least one season or what, LOL).Got arrested for throwing snowballs at mounties (also in Whistler)Started my own well on fcp(I'm almost 100% sure no fcp'er has done this, lol)Reminds me of the day I got my nuts cut off.Several years ago my wife and I had just gotten to the top of Blackcomb Mountain (7th heaven area). It had dumped the night before and only a portion of the 7th heaven and Cloud nine runs were groomed. It was crystal clear morning with blazing sunshine, but the ride up was extremely and unusually cold.We start to shoot down cloud nine, get about 1/4 mile or so down when my wife's ski binding explodes into pieces. Not sure if it was the cold or what, but she was done. The problem now was....how the hell do we get her off the mountain? She was not hurt, so the idea of having the ski patrol shuttle us down was out. Walking down to the nearest lift meant about 3 miles of knee deep powder...in ski boots...sinking a foot or so into the snow with every step and carrying her equipment. Not an option. I had never been in this situation before. The place was fairly deserted too and we were literally stranded.We are standing there for about 30 minutes, trying all kinds of things, sliding on our butts, her trying to ski on one leg, etc. All of the ideas failing miserably and us now starting to freeze out asses off. Then.......he came.Out of the blue, skiing perfect figure 8's, a complete specimen, a mountain of a man, a good 6-foot 5-ish. Great looking, tan, and about as nice a guy as I have ever met. He was an Australian football player, on vacation. He noticed we were struggling and decided to ski over to see if he could help. I showed him the blown up equipment and we talked about how far it was to the first lift that could actually take folks both up and down the mountain. It was about 2 miles away.He then says, "no problem mate, I'll just carry her down". Ummm, wat? "Sure .. just hop on up on my back...here ya go, just carry her skis and poles and try to keep up". Holy shit, there goes my left nut. She hops up on this guys shoulders, wraps her legs around his tummy and off they go like a shot. I'm standing there like Don Knotts fumbling with her skis and poles "umm...hey, wait for me! ". I start down about 200 yards behind him, attempting to follow his line. He has now ventured away from the groomed snow and is taking a bit of a short cut through what was powder but is now a football field of Volkswagen sized moguls. He is FLYING through them like it's nothing, with my wife clinging to him like a scared cat. She looked like one of those kids panda bear back packs strapped to him. I follow into the mogul field, make 2 turns and go down in a heap. GG right nut.Somehow my skis stayed on and I am able to get up rather quickly and finally catch up to them just as they are reaching the bottom of the 7th heaven express lift. The folks standing in line are applauding and laughing. Hilarious and humiliating at the same time. The lift we were now at (7th heaven chair) only goes UP, and we have to go down! The only way to get down is to ski thru a winding trail to the mid mountain chair which allows downloading. Holy fuk! now what? I thank the guy and he asks what we are going to do. I told him we'll figure it out and that we've already been enough of a bother, etc. He says "no worries mate" (or something perfectly Aussie like that) throws Sylvia back up on his back AGAIN and starts down the last mile or so to the mid mountain lift! Once again, I try to follow like the emasculated loser that I have suddenly become but the guy skied so good I could not keep up. I was a good minute behind them. I tried to offer him lunch, money, thank him profusely etc. He would take none of it. All he said was "my pleasure, nice to meet you" and he disappeared. The guy literally saved our asses and seemed glad to do it. Unreal, on so many levels.Sylvia was gushing and laughing and all I wanted to do was crawl into a crevice so deep no one would ever find me. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Nah, she wasn't someone who had a regular show and therefore not super famous. At the time she was just one of the hottest in a group of super hot girls that were sunbathing topless by the pool every day we were there . Probably like a week later I saw her hosting some show. Was also during this trip that I learned that Club Med workers had the best job in the world as several girls in that group ended up hooking up with the Club Med people.:fillingoutapplicationstoclubmedcancun: Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 i must say, i'm pretty impressed by everything that everyone has accomplished and my stories are nowhere near as interesting. the 3 things i have not done that most of you guys have is, i've never shit my pants (at least not since the diapers came off), never had a hole in one, and never slept with a girl (obv, and sorry for the disappointment)we did however sleep a total of 4 hours over a 3 day span and got drunk and sober about 5 time while playing a provincial pool tournament that we went on to win. At one point we played a straight stretch of 18 hours of match after match (me and my girl's team). My life sucks so bad that this is by far my most "outrageous" story. We lost our first match by 1 ball on Friday afternoon (it was filled with controversy) and said screw it, and we drank ourselves silly and played scotch doubles tournament till 6 am. (we drove 4 hours to be there, why not). We had an 8am match so we went, showered, sobered and made it to our match (started drinking again--thank goodness there was a liquor store in our hotel). We proceeded to play until 1:30-2 am straight (good thing the bar opened at 11am) without losing another match. We then finished our scotch tourney from the night before, bed around 6am (again) and played at 9am straight through again without losing and the finals ended at 6pm ish, in the car and came home (thankfully i wasn't driving)by far the most fun i've ever had Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Scott's emasculationI hope you manned up and took your wife back to the lodge and ravished her like you never had while she still had the Aussie on her vagina mind. Maybe she would have done something new and really cool that you don't even know about. Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 :fillingoutapplicationstoclubmedcancun:Seriously. Your job is basically to party with the guests. Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Reminds me of the day I got my nuts cut off.StorySeems like it was more than just your nuts that got cut off. Great story Nutz, literally laughing out loud!! Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Seriously. Your job is basically to party with the guests.That would suckWhat would you do on your days off? Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 That would suckWhat would you do on your days off?Why would you ever take a day off??!! Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Why would you ever take a day off??!!Duh....Arbor Day? Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 1. been featured in several cartoons.2. condensed the bitterest of forum e-rivalries into cat form. Link to post Share on other sites
DOG 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 condensed the bitterest of forum e-rivalries into cat form./ thread Link to post Share on other sites
The Lobster 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 1. been featured in several cartoons.2. condensed the bitterest of forum e-rivalries into cat form.Specbrad tornado summary in cat form would be epic.Just sayin... Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 - Played a round of golf with the wrestlers Booker T, Spike Dudley and Chris Jericho- Made three hole in ones- Had dinner with my uncle, Mike Krukow, and Dwayne Kuiper- Went to three world series games in 2002 (fck you Angels/Dusty Baker)- Went to over 300 giants games at candlestick and never caught a home run or a foul ball, but at my first two games at Pac Bell I caught three- Live within an five minutes of Tmay420, sbrounder, westmenloaa and an hour of PMJackson (obv brag) Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Wow, this is very admirable, yet I feel as if you are missing something.Just the opposite. I don't know what I'm missing, so I'm never disappointed.A couple more-Got a private tour of the Pentagon. This was pre 9-11, no way this would happen today.-Passed two kidney stones without medicine. I really hope no one else has ever experienced this. BY FAR, the most painful thing that has ever happen to me. I wouldnt wish this on my worst enemies.-Broke the growth plate in my left knee playing soccer. Most painful sports injury I have ever had.-Made every single regular season NC State football game this year. 1. This is one of my biggest fears.2. Even the away games? So 5 times, but only one woman? Meh. Admirable, but still meh.Ok, my new one:I've had sex with more than 5 women, more than 5 times, and no kids. Also once while actually driving.I said I've only KISSED one girl.- Played a round of golf with the wrestlers Booker T, Spike Dudley and Chris Jericho- Made three hole in ones- Had dinner with my uncle, Mike Krukow, and Dwayne Kuiper- Went to three world series games in 2002 (fck you Angels/Dusty Baker)- Went to over 300 giants games at candlestick and never caught a home run or a foul ball, but at my first two games at Pac Bell I caught three- Live within an five minutes of Tmay420, sbrounder, westmenloaa and an hour of PMJackson (obv brag)who? Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 - I was on 48 Hours....eating a beer (think Teen Wolf style) while on Spring Break 2002 in Panama City Beach, FL.- Colby Armstrong, of the Penguins at the time, gave me his stick after the Winter Classic 2008Meh, that's all I got. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Loaned Bubba from Forrest Gump $20 while on the golf course to tip the caddy.He paid me back the next dayPlayed golf with Scott WolfDreamy Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 - I was on 48 Hours....eating a beer (think Teen Wolf style) while on Spring Break 2002 in Panama City Beach, FL.- Colby Armstrong, of the Penguins at the time, gave me his stick after the Winter Classic 2008- Has had dinner with king1305/threadhaha, sweet! Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Bought Nutzbuster's wife a coffee and took it to her at workDon't tell Scott Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 this thread is such bragaments but kind of fun- got hit in the head with a 9-iron when i was 6, got 16 stitches, still have harry potter scar- won school and district spelling bees in grades 7 and 8, made final 3 in state in 8th grade lol nerdaments- went to d.c. as finalist in the voice of democracy essay contest in h.s. but got pwnt- went down on a chick in college with gum in my mouth and uh..lost it...she later mentioned she had to 'cut it out' and i immed thought of uncle joey- played a show and partied w mark and tom from blink before they blew up- played a show with travis from blink before he was in blink (he was in a band called the aquabats)- sang at a papal mass at st. peters in the vatican- sang at st. francis in assisi (also italy), church at the top of the spanish steps in rome, notre dame in paris- lost ~$250k in 1 second trading when they announced the reopening of 30-year treasuries and made most of it back after tripling down- made ~$20-50k in 1 second a few times on terrorism rumors in '04/'05- worked 48 hours straight then immed drove 12 hours to get to my grandma's funeral- rented a car and drove from vegas to chicago straight through solo only stopping for food/bathroom- doubled through john juanda in the wsop m.e.- composed and sold music for a bunch of commercials- lived with bizzle in vegas for a summer and lived to tell the tale Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 this thread is such bragaments but kind of fun- composed and sold music for a bunch of commercialsSo YOU'RE the asshole that came up with that "saved by zero" shit. I should cut you. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 nutz losing nutsGreat story! 1. been featured in several cartoons.2. condensed the bitterest of forum e-rivalries into cat form. Link to post Share on other sites
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