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You sat on my right earlier today in a 6-max game I was screwing around in while two-tabling HU. :club:
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*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [Ad 4d] NINNAN - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Calls $0.50THAFEDS - Calls $0.50LINCLNTECH27 - Raises $2.25 to $2.50BOBERTJ21 - Calls $2OOODANNYBOY - FoldsTHAFEDS - Calls $2*** FLOP *** [5s Jc 2h]LINCLNTECH27 - Bets $4BOBERTJ21 - Raises $11 to $11THAFEDS - FoldsLINCLNTECH27 - Calls $7*** TURN *** [5s Jc 2h] [8h]LINCLNTECH27 - ChecksBOBERTJ21 - Checks*** RIVER *** [5s Jc 2h 8h] [10h]LINCLNTECH27 - Bets $15BOBERTJ21 - Calls $15*** SHOW DOWN ***LINCLNTECH27 - Shows [9d Kd] (king high) BOBERTJ21 - Shows [As 2s] (One pair, twos) BOBERTJ21 Collects $56.50 from main pot

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meh, i was right but didn't have the balls to fire, i hate running bad - even when you are able to think straight, you can't do anything about it.
I would have called river bet, but folded to turn c/r. I wasn't happy about you calling the turn though because I thought you were gearing up for a big river bet, which I was telling myself I'm puke/calling.
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I can't tell what's worse, their play, or your open limp/fold
sir don't pretend you know what you are talking about... this table was especially passive preflop so eat it!
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sir don't pretend you know what you are talking about... this table was especially passive preflop so I should have been value raising a ton of hands but instead I decided their way was more profitable!
FYP.
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Seat 2 - ILOVESTAKE ($47.75 in chips)Seat 3 - METALMAN66 ($18.60 in chips)Seat 4 - NISH26 ($74.10 in chips)Seat 5 - EXTANTQI ($63.80 in chips)Seat 6 - JAMAICAMAN ($32.69 in chips)Seat 7 - JIWEY ($40.45 in chips)Seat 8 - LOUMALNOTTI ($31.04 in chips)Seat 9 - MAIKARRDSROK ($88.54 in chips)Seat 1 - UPS_FEEDER ($115.76 in chips)METALMAN66 - Posts small blind $0.25NISH26 - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to ILOVESTAKE [As Ad] EXTANTQI - FoldsJAMAICAMAN - Calls $0.50JIWEY - FoldsLOUMALNOTTI - Raises $1.50 to $1.50MAIKARRDSROK - FoldsUPS_FEEDER - Calls $1.50ILOVESTAKE - Raises $7.25 to $7.25METALMAN66 - FoldsNISH26 - FoldsJAMAICAMAN - FoldsLOUMALNOTTI - All-In(Raise) $29.54 to $31.04UPS_FEEDER - FoldsILOVESTAKE - Calls $23.79*** FLOP *** [2c Qc 2h]*** TURN *** [2c Qc 2h] [3d]*** RIVER *** [2c Qc 2h 3d] [4s]*** SHOW DOWN ***ILOVESTAKE - Shows [As Ad] (Two Pair, aces and twos) LOUMALNOTTI - Shows [Jh Qd] (Two Pair, queens and twos)

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I just realized that I had $80 remaining on AP, so I gave the site another shot - all I can say is that it's the worst level of play I've ever experienced online. No one has a clue. Even the players I think who know what they're doing - playing tight, raising preflop - are only suffering the misfortune of never flopping a pair (middle, top, bottom, doesn't matter). At that point the whole stack goes in.

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I just realized that I had $80 remaining on AP, so I gave the site another shot - all I can say is that it's the worst level of play I've ever experienced online. No one has a clue. Even the players I think who know what they're doing - playing tight, raising preflop - are only suffering the misfortune of never flopping a pair (middle, top, bottom, doesn't matter). At that point the whole stack goes in.
Welcome. Good luck with putting them on a range of hands.
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I'm so joing AP soon. Again does anyone want the signup bonus?Offered in the BAW thread. I hate my current site, f'n PLO crippled me and took my br.

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Welcome. Good luck with putting them on a range of hands.
I've already realized that traditional poker thinking - aka logic - doesn't apply. E.g. I raised 6x with KK and 4 callers saw a flop of AQ5. Obviously I went for the check/fold, and followed through when the third player bet the pot. Two callers, and we finally saw a showdown - with weak follow-up bets - between TT (the original bettor), 99 and 58. Now back then - all of forty minutes ago - I thought all three players were moronic, but after having played on AP for an hour, I see otherwise;TT, a veteran of AP, figures that he can value bet his tens in this spot, as he'll be called by all sorts of hands. He reads me as "new," which means that I could have come from another poker site, where folding KK in huge multiway fields on ace-high boards is labeled "standard." Given the preflop action, he knows I have JJ or KK, which I'll lay down to a pot sized bet. 99, another veteran of AP, hopes to hit runner-runner nines so that he can win the Bad Beat Jackpot. On the turn he figures he has the implied odds to hit his nine, because players on AP will call any sized bet with hands as fragile as king-high. But, even if this happens, he'll panic and check/min-raise, because he wants value from his big hands. You could call this his "leak."58, an AP "regular," having flopped a pair, obviously isn't folding. He's seen players show up with underpairs in this spot many times before. Me, an idiot newbie, folds pocket kings. I definitely need to deposit $600 ASAP. Does AP accept e-passporte? I've had some trouble funding my account there lately, so are there alternative methods?
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Hooooooly shit. Does anyone know if AP beats the crap out of Cake as far as softness goes?
I've played both and, ummm, Cake is the easiest. Stay away from AP.
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I have a bunch coming.STAGE #1011263208: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-22 18:22:17 (ET)Table: GOODRICH ST (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealerSeat 4 - NAISMITH ($224 in chips)Seat 6 - DONTEATME ($184.42 in chips)NAISMITH - Posts small blind $1DONTEATME - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [3h As] NAISMITH - Raises $5 to $6DONTEATME - Calls $4*** FLOP *** [4d 3s 4c]DONTEATME - Bets $2NAISMITH - Raises $10 to $10DONTEATME - Calls $8*** TURN *** [4d 3s 4c] [3d]DONTEATME - Bets $2NAISMITH - Raises $38 to $38DONTEATME - Calls $36*** RIVER *** [4d 3s 4c 3d] [Jd]DONTEATME - Bets $108NAISMITH - All-In(Raise) $170 to $170DONTEATME - All-In $22.42NAISMITH - returned ($39.58) : not called*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [3h As] (Full house, threes full of fours) DONTEATME - MucksNAISMITH Collects $368.34 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($368.84) | Rake ($0.50)Board [4d 3s 4c 3d Jd]Seat 4: NAISMITH (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($368.34) All-In HI:($368.34) with Full house, threes full of fours [3h As - B:3s,P:3h,B:3d,B:4d,B:4c] Seat 6: DONTEATME (big blind) HI: [Mucked] [Kc Qd]

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STAGE #1011320568: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-22 19:32:32 (ET)Table: KRUGE AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealerSeat 4 - NAISMITH ($375.60 in chips)Seat 6 - MADFRAMER ($140.10 in chips)NAISMITH - Posts small blind $1MADFRAMER - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [Qc Ad] NAISMITH - Raises $5 to $6MADFRAMER - Calls $4*** FLOP *** [9c 10c Qd]MADFRAMER - ChecksNAISMITH - Bets $8MADFRAMER - Raises $36 to $36NAISMITH - All-In(Raise) $361.60 to $369.60MADFRAMER - All-In $98.10NAISMITH - returned ($235.50) : not called*** TURN *** [9c 10c Qd] [8c]*** RIVER *** [9c 10c Qd 8c] [5c]*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [Qc Ad] (Flush, queen high) MADFRAMER - Shows [Jc 8d] (Flush, jack high) NAISMITH Collects $279.70 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($280.20) | Rake ($0.50)Board [9c 10c Qd 8c 5c]Seat 4: NAISMITH (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($279.70) All-In HI:($279.70) with Flush, queen high [Qc Ad - P:Qc,B:10c,B:9c,B:8c,B:5c] Seat 6: MADFRAMER (big blind) HI:lost with Flush, jack high [Jc 8d - P:Jc,B:10c,B:9c,B:8c,B:5c]

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STAGE #1011147562: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-22 15:50:43 (ET)Table: ILLINOIS ST (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealerSeat 6 - FEDERICOHUNG ($120.70 in chips)Seat 4 - NAISMITH ($214.40 in chips)FEDERICOHUNG - Posts small blind $1NAISMITH - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [Kc Qd] FEDERICOHUNG - Calls $1NAISMITH - Raises $8 to $10FEDERICOHUNG - Calls $8*** FLOP *** [7d 3c Kh]NAISMITH - Bets $14FEDERICOHUNG - Raises $28 to $28NAISMITH - Raises $90 to $104FEDERICOHUNG - Calls $76*** TURN *** [7d 3c Kh] [Qh]NAISMITH - All-In $100.40FEDERICOHUNG - All-In $6.70NAISMITH - returned ($93.70) : not called*** RIVER *** [7d 3c Kh Qh] [Ah]*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [Kc Qd] (Two Pair, kings and queens) FEDERICOHUNG - Shows [7h 5c] (One pair, sevens) NAISMITH Collects $240.90 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($241.40) | Rake ($0.50)Board [7d 3c Kh Qh Ah]Seat 4: NAISMITH (big blind) won Total ($240.90) All-In HI:($240.90) with Two Pair, kings and queens [Kc Qd - B:Kh,P:Kc,B:Qh,P:Qd,B:Ah] Seat 6: FEDERICOHUNG (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, sevens [7h 5c - P:7h,B:7d,B:Ah,B:Kh,B:Qh]

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LOL. This is 20 minutes before the one I posted two above this. This guy is a pretty nitty player, by the way.STAGE #1011302143: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-22 19:10:09 (ET)Table: ALDERWOOD DR (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealerSeat 4 - NAISMITH ($240.50 in chips)Seat 6 - MADFRAMER ($119.80 in chips)NAISMITH - Posts small blind $1MADFRAMER - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [7h 9s] NAISMITH - Raises $5 to $6MADFRAMER - Raises $16 to $18NAISMITH - Calls $12*** FLOP *** [4c 9h 2c]MADFRAMER - Bets $24NAISMITH - Calls $24*** TURN *** [4c 9h 2c] [7s]MADFRAMER - Bets $50NAISMITH - All-In(Raise) $198.50 to $198.50MADFRAMER - All-In $27.80NAISMITH - returned ($120.70) : not called*** RIVER *** [4c 9h 2c 7s] [Qh]*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [7h 9s] (Two Pair, nines and sevens) MADFRAMER - Shows [Ah Ad] (One pair, aces) NAISMITH Collects $239.10 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($239.60) | Rake ($0.50)Board [4c 9h 2c 7s Qh]Seat 4: NAISMITH (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($239.10) All-In HI:($239.10) with Two Pair, nines and sevens [7h 9s - P:9s,B:9h,B:7s,P:7h,B:Qh] Seat 6: MADFRAMER (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, aces [Ah Ad - P:Ah,P:Ad,B:Qh,B:9h,B:7s]

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STAGE #1011260974: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-22 18:19:30 (ET)Table: SAINT AUGUSTINE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealerSeat 6 - DONTEATME ($113.60 in chips)Seat 4 - NAISMITH ($226.50 in chips)DONTEATME - Posts small blind $1NAISMITH - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [Ah Jc] DONTEATME - Calls $1NAISMITH - Raises $8 to $10DONTEATME - All-In(Raise) $111.60 to $113.60NAISMITH - Calls $103.60*** FLOP *** [6h 8h 9h]*** TURN *** [6h 8h 9h] [Jh]*** RIVER *** [6h 8h 9h Jh] [9c]*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [Ah Jc] (Flush, ace high) DONTEATME - Shows [Kh Ks] (Flush, king high) NAISMITH Collects $226.70 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($227.20) | Rake ($0.50)Board [6h 8h 9h Jh 9c]Seat 4: NAISMITH (big blind) won Total ($226.70) HI:($226.70) with Flush, ace high [Ah Jc - P:Ah,B:Jh,B:9h,B:8h,B:6h] Seat 6: DONTEATME (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with Flush, king high [Kh Ks - P:Kh,B:Jh,B:9h,B:8h,B:6h]

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In my defense here, he did 3-bet me the first time I raised from the button, too. I have him one.STAGE #1011139593: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-22 15:40:20 (ET)Table: NEW CALEDONIA HWY (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealerSeat 4 - NAISMITH ($163 in chips)Seat 6 - CBROWD ($96.50 in chips)NAISMITH - Posts small blind $1CBROWD - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [Jh Js] NAISMITH - Raises $5 to $6CBROWD - Raises $16 to $18NAISMITH - Raises $50 to $56CBROWD - All-In(Raise) $78.50 to $96.50NAISMITH - Calls $40.50*** FLOP *** [2d Kh 9h]*** TURN *** [2d Kh 9h] [Jd]*** RIVER *** [2d Kh 9h Jd] [9c]*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [Jh Js] (Full house, jacks full of nines) CBROWD - Shows [Qs Qd] (Two Pair, queens and nines) NAISMITH Collects $192.50 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($193) | Rake ($0.50)Board [2d Kh 9h Jd 9c]Seat 4: NAISMITH (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($192.50) HI:($192.50) with Full house, jacks full of nines [Jh Js - P:Js,P:Jh,B:Jd,B:9h,B:9c] Seat 6: CBROWD (big blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, queens and nines [Qs Qd - P:Qs,P:Qd,B:9h,B:9c,B:Kh]

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I has an ace.STAGE #1011530558: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-22 23:47:14 (ET)Table: KING DR (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealerSeat 4 - NAISMITH ($172.51 in chips)Seat 6 - KLUV119 ($85.75 in chips)NAISMITH - Posts small blind $1KLUV119 - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [Ad 4h] NAISMITH - Raises $5 to $6KLUV119 - All-In(Raise) $83.75 to $85.75NAISMITH - Calls $79.75*** FLOP *** [4d 10s 2s]*** TURN *** [4d 10s 2s] [9d]*** RIVER *** [4d 10s 2s 9d] [3d]*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [Ad 4h] (One pair, fours) KLUV119 - Shows [As Js] (ace high) NAISMITH Collects $171 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($171.50) | Rake ($0.50)Board [4d 10s 2s 9d 3d]Seat 4: NAISMITH (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($171) HI:($171) with One pair, fours [Ad 4h - P:4h,B:4d,P:Ad,B:10s,B:9d] Seat 6: KLUV119 (big blind) HI:lost with ace high [As Js - P:As,P:Js,B:10s,B:9d,B:4d]

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STAGE #1011138487: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-22 15:43:38 (ET)Table: ILLINOIS ST (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealerSeat 4 - NAISMITH ($180 in chips)Seat 6 - CBROWD ($80 in chips)NAISMITH - Posts small blind $1CBROWD - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [3h 4h] NAISMITH - Raises $5 to $6CBROWD - Calls $4*** FLOP *** [4d 4c 8c]CBROWD - ChecksNAISMITH - Bets $8CBROWD - Raises $16 to $16NAISMITH - Raises $24 to $32CBROWD - Calls $16*** TURN *** [4d 4c 8c] [Kh]CBROWD - ChecksNAISMITH - Bets $18CBROWD - Calls $18*** RIVER *** [4d 4c 8c Kh] [4s]CBROWD - All-In $24NAISMITH - Calls $24*** SHOW DOWN ***CBROWD - Shows [10c 9c] (Three of a kind, fours) NAISMITH - Shows [3h 4h] (Four of a kind, fours) NAISMITH Collects $159.50 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($160) | Rake ($0.50)Board [4d 4c 8c Kh 4s]Seat 4: NAISMITH (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($159.50) HI:($159.50) with Four of a kind, fours [3h 4h - B:4s,P:4h,B:4d,B:4c,B:Kh] Seat 6: CBROWD (big blind) HI:lost with Three of a kind, fours [10c 9c - B:4s,B:4d,B:4c,B:Kh,P:10c]

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Standard, but my favorite way to beat a PP:STAGE #1011298408: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-22 19:15:42 (ET)Table: IVY DR (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealerSeat 4 - NAISMITH ($180 in chips)Seat 6 - LOGCABIN555 ($80 in chips)NAISMITH - Posts small blind $1LOGCABIN555 - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [As Kd] NAISMITH - Raises $5 to $6LOGCABIN555 - Raises $16 to $18NAISMITH - Raises $48 to $54LOGCABIN555 - All-In(Raise) $62 to $80NAISMITH - Calls $26*** FLOP *** [10h 10d 8d]*** TURN *** [10h 10d 8d] [5h]*** RIVER *** [10h 10d 8d 5h] [8c]*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [As Kd] (Two Pair, tens and eights) LOGCABIN555 - Shows [7s 7h] (Two Pair, tens and eights) NAISMITH Collects $159.50 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($160) | Rake ($0.50)Board [10h 10d 8d 5h 8c]Seat 4: NAISMITH (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($159.50) HI:($159.50) with Two Pair, tens and eights(ace kicker) [As Kd - B:10h,B:10d,B:8d,B:8c,P:As] Seat 6: LOGCABIN555 (big blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, tens and eights [7s 7h - B:10h,B:10d,B:8d,B:8c,P:7s]

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LOL. Same guy as the previous AA hand and the flopped straight. He asked for a refund after this hand.STAGE #1011282055: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-22 18:45:18 (ET)Table: ALDERWOOD DR (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealerSeat 4 - NAISMITH ($181.30 in chips)Seat 6 - MADFRAMER ($77.40 in chips)NAISMITH - Posts small blind $1MADFRAMER - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [Qs 3s] NAISMITH - Raises $5 to $6MADFRAMER - Raises $16 to $18NAISMITH - Calls $12*** FLOP *** [8d 6s Qd]MADFRAMER - Bets $18NAISMITH - Calls $18*** TURN *** [8d 6s Qd] [9h]MADFRAMER - All-In $41.40NAISMITH - Calls $41.40*** RIVER *** [8d 6s Qd 9h] [Qc]*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [Qs 3s] (Three of a kind, queens) MADFRAMER - Shows [As Ah] (Two Pair, aces and queens) NAISMITH Collects $154.30 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($154.80) | Rake ($0.50)Board [8d 6s Qd 9h Qc]Seat 4: NAISMITH (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($154.30) HI:($154.30) with Three of a kind, queens [Qs 3s - P:Qs,B:Qd,B:Qc,B:9h,B:8d] Seat 6: MADFRAMER (big blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, aces and queens [As Ah - P:As,P:Ah,B:Qd,B:Qc,B:9h]

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