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tomorrow, I had a meeting with the boss today and knew it would be a bad move.Edit: and a meeting with my boss is essentially a discussion what happened on Lost, Survivor and what cell company should he use.
Wait.......Tomorrow you are actually going to set up the Brian Steve office webcam so we can see the crazy tenants!!!
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Wait.......Tomorrow you are actually going to set up the Brian Steve office webcam so we can see the crazy tenants!!!
There will be no seeing of crazy tenants. Just me, and my great hair.
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Bummer, you might have something there. Find an open mic some night at an applebees and see how it goes.
Am I'm getting heckled?
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Yesterday was a beautiful sunny day finally. I was at work standing on the side of the building, smoking and looking at some people walk there new puppy. The girl is young and cute which is why I was obviously watching. She just got a toy chiwawa (sp ha ha) and was laughing at it run through the field.A hawk with about an 8 foot wing span flew down, grabbed it and flew off. The dog was yelping and the girl was screaming as the hawk flew off into the woods nearby. Weirdest and most surreal sight I've ever seen.

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Yesterday was a beautiful sunny day finally. I was at work standing on the side of the building, smoking and looking at some people walk there new puppy. The girl is young and cute which is why I was obviously watching. She just got a toy chiwawa (sp ha ha) and was laughing at it run through the field.A hawk with about an 8 foot wing span flew down, grabbed it and flew off. The dog was yelping and the girl was screaming as the hawk flew off into the woods nearby. Weirdest and most surreal sight I've ever seen.
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I think I've decided on my favorite tv comedy moment. It's on the blooper reel of The Office (US) season 3 dvd...the scene when Michael is about to drink a scotch with the CFO.

What is this from?
It was my response to JJJ's joke. Or, depending on what you mean, Ed McMahon.
Sick Thread: Would I ever strike you as a rapist?
you mean, like, with your cock?
The path from stalker to rapist is a short one indeed.
You guys covered this one pretty well.
Yesterday was a beautiful sunny day finally. I was at work standing on the side of the building, smoking and looking at some people walk there new puppy. The girl is young and cute which is why I was obviously watching. She just got a toy chiwawa (sp ha ha) and was laughing at it run through the field.A hawk with about an 8 foot wing span flew down, grabbed it and flew off. The dog was yelping and the girl was screaming as the hawk flew off into the woods nearby. Weirdest and most surreal sight I've ever seen.
That's awesome. I love hawks and hate tiny dogs. That's why I come up here. Naaatuuuuuure!
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Awesome
$cientology Kill$that was random
I thought the same thing. What was some dude sitting at a high school BBall game have that sign for?
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I should do this at work. My crazy customers would make Steve's seem like a mensa meeting.
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That's awesome. I love hawks and hate tiny dogs. That's why I come up here. Naaatuuuuuure!
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I should do this at work. My crazy customers would make Steve's seem like a mensa meeting.
Yes. Yes you should.
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I think I've decided on my favorite tv comedy moment. It's on the blooper reel of The Office (US) season 3 dvd...the scene when Michael is about to drink a scotch with the CFO.
I don't think blooper reels count as tv comedy moments - if it didn't air, it's a DVD comedy moment.Can I get a ruling? And maybe a youtube link to said moment?
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AwesomeI thought the same thing. What was some dude sitting at a high school BBall game have that sign for?I should do this at work. My crazy customers would make Steve's seem like a mensa meeting.
Yes, you should. With sound please.
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Unfortunately, the official ruling is that you have a lot of shutting the fuck up to do.
hahaha, locally the ruling is that i have a lot of butter chicken spat onto my keyboard & monitor now.
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