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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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You and strategy should have some sort of video clip posting battle. Probably a new thread where you post nothing but video clips.Then we can vote on who had the best ones.Who would be the winner, you ask?Oh, we'd all win.
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Snicker. I saw all those coming but they were still all hilarious.

I think we know who needs to answer this question. But how do we call him to the thread? Oh yeah...swimming is for people with decent athleticism but horrible hand-eye coordination. How do you make a garbage plate? Sports!
Truth. One part homefries, one part mac salad, two parts cheeseburgers. Sports!
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Me too.
my rear end, and to a lesser extent leg, hair annoys me. But should I do anything about it?
And to the question at hand. Shaving your legs feels really good, and I totally would understand doing it all the time. The problem is that you have to keep doing it religiously, or else you have to deal with stubble, which is the worst (imagine long face stubble on your pillow, except all over your body).
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And to the question at hand. Shaving your legs feels really good, and I totally would understand doing it all the time. The problem is that you have to keep doing it religiously, or else you have to deal with stubble, which is the worst (imagine long face stubble on your pillow, except all over your body).
Apparently Bizzle's body is covered with legs.
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No mac salad, extra cheese. I'm due for another trip to Rochester...
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Apparently Bizzle's body is covered with legs.
Clearly. To be a good swimmer, you've gotta be at least 75 to 80% legs.
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Old Lady From Nashville with Smokers Cough - So I talked you Joyce this morning about info on upstairs one bedroom apartments that you might have available. She told me to call you to see if you had any.Me: Yes, she told me, I have plenty of them.OLFNWSC: Well do you have any vacant or soon to be vacant?Me: Uhhhh...yes, I have plenty of upstairs and downstairs apartments that are currently unoccupied. OLFNWSC: Well I am looking for an upstairs though, not a downstairs because I don't want folk jumpin' on me head (yes she said me)Me: Yes, I have plentyOLFNWSC: I don't know if that is good news or bad news...Me: ...

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For Speedz:I was listening to Jim Rome on my way to work this morning (yes I got in a little late) and the Sklar brothers were guest hosting (The twin Jew brothers that did the cheap seats on ESPN).They were talking about the Spizter prostitute case and about how it was bad for Jews. The said the only way it would have been worse is if it was extra Jewey and he would have had sex with her through a bagel on the Sabath, or paid her with Israel bond that was worth $2500 today but $5000 in 18 years, or worse yet if his mom picked out the Hooker for him.I have always enjoyed Jewish humor, maybe more than I should, but this had me laughing out loud in my car this morning.

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They were talking about the Spizter prostitute case and about how it was bad for Jews. The said the only way it would have been worse is if it was extra Jewey and he would have had sex with her through a bagel on the Sabath, or paid her with Israel bond that was worth $2500 today but $5000 in 18 years, or worse yet if his mom picked out the Hooker for him.
That's pretty funny. I actually had no idea that he was Jewish.
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Old Lady From Nashville with Smokers Cough - So I talked you Joyce this morning about info on upstairs one bedroom apartments that you might have available. She told me to call you to see if you had any.Me: Yes, she told me, I have plenty of them.OLFNWSC: Well do you have any vacant or soon to be vacant?Me: Uhhhh...yes, I have plenty of upstairs and downstairs apartments that are currently unoccupied. OLFNWSC: Well I am looking for an upstairs though, not a downstairs because I don't want folk jumpin' on me head (yes she said me)Me: Yes, I have plentyOLFNWSC: I don't know if that is good news or bad news...Me: ...
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That's pretty funny. I actually had no idea that he was Jewish.
Spitzer isn't exactly an Irish Catholic name.I had no idea eitherHey Strat, I'm meeting with that Douchebag I was telling you about the other day today, he should be here any minute. I am guessing this will be more amusing than worthwhile.....hopefully I get a good story out of it.
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OMG today is coming up roses!!!So we have this tenant. She has lived here since 71. Old little bitty in her 90's. I actually feel pretty sorry for her. She was the one who last year or the year before drove her car through the back of the carport but we thought it might be he crack whore daughter. Anyway, here are the issues we have had with this tenant.-Years ago, well before my time here her son was living with her. He crashed his car twice while drunk into the apartment buildings in the past and was also found high in the basement storage smoking and setting fire to things in the storage unit which ended up causing substantial damage. He was thrown out after those incidents and if he stepped foot on the property she would be evicted. He never came back because I think he OD'ed shortly there after.- She now has her daughter living with her. Her daughter has a son and a daughter. The son is here during the summer where he has done the following:-emptied 4 fire extinguishers throughout the basement and hallways, peeped on 3 separate fat old tenants, peeped on tenants of a neighboring complex, took scissors and cut the tops off the flowers of some tenants garden, threatened and old tenant with a shovel when she asked him why he was digging a hole in the middle of the courtyard, etc-the tenants daughter is a strung out drug whore who sits out in the halway with her 16 yr old daughter and they smoke and put the butts out in the carpet. They also use the mailbox slot for catalogs and junk mail as an ashtray as well-granddaughter is bipolar and after a few incidents with the cleaning lady and myself the mother demands we let her do whatever she wants and stop yelling at her because it only makes her worse. -They tore apart the washing machine and dryer coin slot, took the coins and figured out how to get free washes and dryer time. They have been the only ones in that section that have no come to complain that we removed the washer and dryer from that section meaning they must be the ones who did it. -I have two apartments empty in that section and I can't get anyone to rent them because it smells and it destroyed. I have been begging for years for my boss to boot them but he never did anything more than sent letters threatening them...UNTIL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeI should play poker, it seems to be a good day.

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tomorrow, I had a meeting with the boss today and knew it would be a bad move.Edit: and a meeting with my boss is essentially a discussion what happened on Lost, Survivor and what cell company should he use.
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Spitzer isn't exactly an Irish Catholic name.I had no idea eitherHey Strat, I'm meeting with that Douchebag I was telling you about the other day today, he should be here any minute. I am guessing this will be more amusing than worthwhile.....hopefully I get a good story out of it.
sweet. he looked smrt. recommend some bear stearns stock to him.
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