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speaking of pussymobilehow do you all say the word mobiledo you say it mo bill or mo bile ?sharon and big cock will be here in 15 hours, EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeehopefully Norm will be here 24 hours after that!
It's kinda cute when the girls do that!
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speaking of pussymobilehow do you all say the word mobiledo you say it mo bill or mo bile ?sharon and big cock will be here in 15 hours, EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeehopefully Norm will be here 24 hours after that!
Pussy Muh Beal...but I'm Moe Bile...free to go anywhere.
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do you say it mo bill or mo bile ?
depends.If i'm talking about my system producing bile, then it's "i got mo bile than i know what to do with".If I'm talking about my doublewide, then it's my mobill home.
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speaking of pussymobilehow do you all say the word mobiledo you say it mo bill or mo bile ?sharon and big cock will be here in 15 hours, EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeehopefully Norm will be here 24 hours after that!
Mow-beel.As for the rest, I'm jealous. jel-us.It's nearly bedtime for me. I'm still not sure I'm going to make it to work tomorrow. I warned some folks at work that I might not make it. I'll probably feel guilty and still go. Blah.
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Mow-beel.As for the rest, I'm jealous. jel-us.It's nearly bedtime for me. I'm still not sure I'm going to make it to work tomorrow. I warned some folks at work that I might not make it. I'll probably feel guilty and still go. Blah.
I'm out too.I'm pulling a Nikki and going to the bubblebath with Nik's copy of 'Silent Bob Speaks'.Night all.Tomorrow's my Friday.
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g-mackitymac: i do love a good callcrazyIvan60: too bad you don't know what one is!crazyIvan60: bwahahahahahahahag-mackitymac: when i take down the pot they are great calls!crazyIvan60: exactly

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Dealer: crazyIvan60 has a pair of KingsDealer: Game #15624695226: crazyIvan60 wins pot (3025) with a pair of KingsDealer: g-mackitymac, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to actg-mackitymac: i thought i would give raising a gocrazyIvan60: how'd that work out for ya?He raised after the flop of K53, i was holding KQs and raised preflopobviously this player and i are "sparring" a bit.

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Dealer: Game #15625447540: crazyIvan60 wins pot (4950)Dealer: Game #15625453609: crazyIvan60 wins pot (2550)Dealer: Game #15625460365: crazyIvan60 wins pot (1350)Dealer: Game #15625463166: crazyIvan60 wins pot (2550)Dealer: Game #15625468213: Monte84 wins pot (2550)Dealer: Game #15625471931: crazyIvan60 wins pot (7350)Dealer: Game #15625478457: Monte84 wins pot (2550)Dealer: Game #15625484045: crazyIvan60 wins pot (2550)Dealer: Game #15625487931: crazyIvan60 wins pot (1350)Dealer: Game #15625491455: crazyIvan60 wins pot (2550)Dealer: Game #15625496904: crazyIvan60 wins pot (2550)Dealer: Game #15625509785: crazyIvan60 wins pot (2550)Dealer: Game #15625514364: crazyIvan60 wins pot (1350)Dealer: Game #15625517940: Monte84 wins pot (1350)Dealer: Game #15625521138: crazyIvan60 wins pot (1350)Dealer: Game #15625524054: Monte84 wins pot (2550)Dealer: Game #15625528597: Monte84 wins pot (2550)Dealer: Game #15625532939: Monte84 wins pot (2550)Dealer: Game #15625537122: crazyIvan60 wins pot (1350)Not much of a HU battle FTW.

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speaking of pussymobilehow do you all say the word mobiledo you say it mo bill or mo bile ?sharon and big cock will be here in 15 hours, EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeehopefully Norm will be here 24 hours after that!
Mo BullEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!FagNorm is definately out. I talked to him earlier
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Norm is definately out. I talked to him earlier
he needs to wipe the sand out of his vag and man up.I think this is the quickest I have ever won a 4 man HU match First match 8 hands, 2nd match 3 hands.PokerStars Tournament #79089637, No Limit Hold'emBuy-In: $5.00/$0.254 playersTotal Prize Pool: $20.00 Tournament started - 2008/02/29 - 00:09:37 (ET)Tournament finished - 2008/02/29 - 00:22:26 (ET)1: dna4ever (Old Hickory), $20.00 (100%)2: boikostyle (trois rivieres), 3: asdepiquet (Montevideo), 4: penelopeeee (weingarten), You finished in 1st place (eliminated at hand #15625925857).11 hands played and saw flop:- 4 times out of 5 while in small blind (80%)- 5 times out of 6 while in big blind (83%)- 0 times out of 0 in other positions (0%)- a total of 9 times out of 11 (82%)Pots won at showdown - 3 out of 3 (100%)Pots won without showdown - 5
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I think this is the quickest I have ever won a 4 man HU match First match 8 hands, 2nd match 3 hands.PokerStars Tournament #79089637, No Limit Hold'emBuy-In: $5.00/$0.254 playersTotal Prize Pool: $20.00 Tournament started - 2008/02/29 - 00:09:37 (ET)Tournament finished - 2008/02/29 - 00:22:26 (ET)1: dna4ever (Old Hickory), $20.00 (100%)
penalty for quoting myself I know, but I just realized I made about the same profit playing this in about 10 minutes as I did in that damn $5K guaranteed for over 5 hours finishing 25th out of 3066. LFT!Oh and Sharon, we do not have practice on Saturday afterall so we can play some of the Saturday afternoon bar league games if you all want. There is a game at 1 and another game at 3:30 and its at my favorite bar, Cragnackers real close to my house.
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Oh and Sharon, we do not have practice on Saturday afterall so we can play some of the Saturday afternoon bar league games if you all want. There is a game at 1 and another game at 3:30 and its at my favorite bar, Cragnackers real close to my house.
Ok... whatever you want. give me a beer and I'm all good.We are going to bed. We have to be up in 6 hours..Chris said to tell you that he's gonna kick your whole league's ass.. NJ Free Poker in the hizzle
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Ok... whatever you want. give me a beer and I'm all good.We are going to bed. We have to be up in 6 hours..Chris said to tell you that he's gonna kick your whole league's ass.. NJ Free Poker in the hizzle
awesome!I've never actually played in this Saturday game, but I understand its a lot of the same people that play in my Monday game since its at the same bar.See you tomorrow!
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awesome!I've never actually played in this Saturday game, but I understand its a lot of the same people that play in my Monday game since its at the same bar.See you tomorrow!
lol, what did he get you into?
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well, a nice evening so far, have reached the halfway point from 8 to 10 mil. btw, when i hit 10, i quit.*edit*I have a pretty good idea what most of you are thinking about now. No way, he won't give it up. maybe for a few days or a couple of weeks. But not totally.Should I reach 10, it started at 30K about 5 or 6 months ago. As most of you have seen, i don't have the mental control to play this game and deal with the normal, everyday variance that is poker. I'm very competitive, and I'm a sore loser. Not a good makeup for this game. But I am what I am. And while i understand that play money isn't anywhere near real money play, i actually believe that i'm an okay poker player. No where near good, but okay. I'm gonna spend time now in the evenings contracting, making real money that I could never make at the game. Not anywhere near as much fun, but much more profitable and much less frustrating.just thought i'd add my thoughts to that post.

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LAWDAMERCY: Crazy can u lend me chips ?LAWDAMERCY: 81k so i can play morecrazyIvan60: noLAWDAMERCY: whycrazyIvan60: cause i'm keeping my 8 mil for myself.LAWDAMERCY: OKAY MR GREEDYcrazyIvan60: why would i give you chips? i don't know youLAWDAMERCY: just to help the poorLAWDAMERCY: but i guess your greedyLAWDAMERCY: god dont like greedy peopleLAWDAMERCY: but greedy people make this worldcrazyIvan60: well, from reading the newspaper, god don't like lots of people.crazyIvan60: deal with itLAWDAMERCY: I DOTN LIKE UcrazyIvan60: and u can't spellLAWDAMERCY: I DONT LIKE UcrazyIvan60: better. thank you.crazyIvan60: LAWD, do you beg often? I thought God helped those that helped themselvesDealer: LAWDAMERCY has two pair, Tens and FoursDealer: RunninRascal has two pair, Queens and FoursLAWDAMERCY: ****ING IDIOTSDealer: Game #15627246850: RunninRascal wins pot (2310) with two pair, Queens and FoursLAWDAMERCY: ON THIS ****ING SITELAWDAMERCY: U ****ING *****LAWDAMERCY: NH U DUMB BIT.CHI guess faith and religion isn't really the strong suit........then we get it all in with me having A8s and him having K10os.Dealer: LAWDAMERCY has a pair of TensDealer: crazyIvan60 has high card AceDealer: Game #15627285726: LAWDAMERCY wins pot (1040) with a pair of TenscrazyIvan60: there's my contribution to your suckout fundDealer: crazyIvan60, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to actcrazyIvan60: hope you feel better that you got your chips in with the worst hand and sucked out.LAWDAMERCY: ****LAWDAMERCY: THATS JUSTICE U IDIOTDealer: beacher4448, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to actLAWDAMERCY: DID U HAVE A PAIR ?LAWDAMERCY: DID U MAKE A STUPID CALLLAWDAMERCY: NODealer: LAWDAMERCY, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to actLAWDAMERCY: WHEN I PLAYED THAT ***** OVER THERELAWDAMERCY: THATS THE WORST CALL EVERLAWDAMERCY: oH yaLAWDAMERCY: crazyLAWDAMERCY: i play cashLAWDAMERCY: not this play chip crap all the timeLAWDAMERCY: u loserDealer: crazyIvan60 has three of a kind, AcesDealer: Game #15627322743: crazyIvan60 wins pot (960) with three of a kind, AcescrazyIvan60: well, you're not very good. hope you have lots of money.LAWDAMERCY: sick of donkeys on this siteLAWDAMERCY: Only idiots i lose toLAWDAMERCY: i never do lose to good peopleLAWDAMERCY: Obviously you couldnt handleLAWDAMERCY: and u called modcrazyIvan60: well, if you can't beat bad people, you certainly can't beat good ones.Dealer: RunninRascal has high card AceDealer: crazyIvan60 has a full house, Deuces full of JacksDealer: Game #15627393356: crazyIvan60 wins pot (1680) with a full house, Deuces full of JacksLAWDAMERCY: its idiots that are so rediclousLAWDAMERCY: ill just win thisLAWDAMERCY: to prove how good i amsorry, this was way too funny. or I'm way too drunk.I did bust out before him, playing another guy, holding oesd, 3rd nut flush draw, and called his all in. he had 2 pair, i draw air. so I get no more chat from this guy.

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quick exit: i watch 3 hands go buy where everyone limps. I decide to get a real feel so I raise with 810s. there's 6 to see the flop.i flop an oesfd, so i push, get 3 callers. of course i miss, no big deal, but to see the hands that called preflop was amazing.

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I feel fine, I think I have some super immune system. I never get sick at work when everyone is running around hacking shit up either.
Same here. I'm invincible. Like Super Mario when he gets that star thingy.
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speaking of pussymobilehow do you all say the word mobiledo you say it mo bill or mo bile ?sharon and big cock will be here in 15 hours, EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeehopefully Norm will be here 24 hours after that!
More like mo biel.
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Brett or Anyone,Did you leave your phone charger at my house. D found one. Lemme know.Henry,Is there any cheap hotels you know of near/in Elgin.....fairly close to your casino. Lemme know.
There are a few, though I haven't stayed in any. Cheap maybe, can't testify to quality. Top 7 are pretty close
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