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wait,I thought wang was asian
I get this alot.
wait,I thought wang was a depressed sobering jew
Unsurprisingly, I get this more. I am not- I repeat, AM NOT- a Jew, but I have a large nose and curly hair. I have, however, been called more times than I can count "an apologist of Zion."
shimmering wangs kinda hot
And I never get this. Wang
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2008 is fast approaching and production of a limited edition pin-up calendar will begin soon. Due to the closing of the Chateau De Sexe, the 2008 calendar will feature Hunks of the Sick Thread!The sick thread has seen some hunks leave over the year, but they have been replaced with even more delicious beefcakes! In fact, the task of narrowing the field down to 12 worthy hunks has proven to be too arduous for Sickinfo2 and myself to complete. In light of this, we are calling upon you, the customer, to choose your hunks.Vote now and help create a special product that will truly be cherished forever.(Disclaimer: 2007 hunks not eligible.)The candidates and their qualifications are:speedz99 - A sick thread MVP finalist. Look out ladies, he's single! But don't worry guys, his bed is still open for you too. Much like this calendar, his picture appeared only briefly on this site, but now you have the power to bring that back into play. A vote for speedz is a vote for a free calendar. Take it, IT'S YOURS!Ouch-8s - Multi-nominated sick thread funny man. Like speedz, Ouch has chosen to remain in the shadows, giving only hints to his hunkosity. A vote for Ouch is a vote to shine the light in all the right places.RhinestoneCowboy - A sick thread most attractive man finalist. You know the man is a hunk when he can pull that off without ever showing his face around here. A vote for Rhinestone is a vote for the man behind the man. Plus, the bk thing.MisterB - Tired of getting b-bombed? Well now you can return the favor! With MisterB in the calendar, you'll have at least 30 days to practice your technique. A vote for MisterB is a vote for big belt buckles everywhere.ShakeZuma - Here he is ladies and gentlemen, the inaugural winner of most attractive male sickie. FCPCalendars, Inc. reserves the right to include Shake in the calendar regardless of the final vote. He's just that good looking. A vote for Shake is a vote for all that is right in the world.Randy Reed - For the more "mature" audience, Randy Reed is a perfect addition to the calendar. Seeing his mustachioed face in the December month reminds us that we can remain active even in the winter of our lives. A vote for Randy is a vote for the '70's porn 'stache.beans-n-icewater - How many crazy stories have you read where you wanted to put a face to the legend? You've seen his beer, you've seen his guns, you've even seen his pet roadrunner, now is your chance to see the one and only. Plus, he's been on TV, so that means he's better than you. A vote for beans is a vote for the celebrity who stays grounded.Napa_Don - Like the guy in the $3,000 suit needs your vote. Come on!GrinderMJ - If you like 'em tall and young, you need to vote for Grinder. With a poker god in the calendar, we'll be sure to add GrinderMJ's poker tips of the week. Plus, he's young. A vote for Grinder is a vote for youth.socalpoker_j - Wildly successful in everything he does, he doesn't need to be on TV to be better than you. Get him soon though as his upcoming marriage will be taking him off the market. A vote for socal is a vote for success.(I think I made a big mistake making this many candidates.)Naked_Cowboy - Sorry folks, there's no nudity in this calendar. For details on an X-Rated version, click here.KDawgCometh - A vote for KDawg is a bribe for future moderator assistance.SBriand - A vote for SBriand is a vote for redheads. I think.JSHamm - This isn't the Hammy Thread Calendar.:stretches fingers:And the rest:rocketpoker828Therafluleftygolfersilkyjonsongobears

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I'm so glad this got bumped. I'm printing out October and putting it up in my cubicle.
I didn't realize until just now that I am Mr. October. Hear that, guys? I'm the motherfucker going up in the cubicle. Who's the mamma jamma with impeccable gramma? Wang (Wang).Wang
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I didn't realize until just now that I am Mr. October. Hear that, guys? I'm the motherfucker going up in the cubicle. Who's the mamma jamma with impeccable gramma? Wang (Wang).Wang
OMG, why does everything have to be about you? You attention-stealing whooooore. -Royalgreat work as always JJJ, especially with the winter of his life comment for Randy.
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OMG, why does everything have to be about you? You attention-stealing whooooore. -Royalgreat work as always JJJ, especially with the winter of his life comment for Randy.
Hey Socal I like how you talk shit like you never try to steal attention LOL! I'm probably so much humbler than you its not even funny oh wait IT IS PRETTY FUNNY how humbler I am than you. You think your so humble because your asian and your parents raised you to be humble like them LOL? Well my parents were dirt poor and my dick is huge. Not humble, but just serious.-Royal
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I didn't realize until just now that I am Mr. October. Hear that, guys? I'm the motherfucker going up in the cubicle. Who's the mamma jamma with impeccable gramma? Wang (Wang).Wang
Can I get an autographed copy?Not for me.To auction off for charity, of course.
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2008 is fast approaching and production of a limited edition pin-up calendar will begin soon. Due to the closing of the Chateau De Sexe, the 2008 calendar will feature Hunks of the Sick Thread!
This may be one of the greatest posts I've read in a very, very long time. Outstanding work, I was thinking it was between an A and an A+, but then I re-read it and fell you deserve an A++
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JSHamm - This isn't the Hammy Thread Calendar.
That's a fairly rousing endorsement right there. I mean, there is a Hammy Thread but if you want one, too, then go ahead......take it, IT'S YOURS!!!Oh, and Clint certainly needs to be featured in this calendar. COME ON!!
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Obviously I vote for Hot AndrewClintBig Belt Buckles and Those 5 guys at the end who didn't get a plug, because I want more of JOEY JO JO shabadoo junior

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With this post, JoeyJoJo has vaulted into the lead for the second annual Sick Thread MVP. I was about to create a dialogue between John Madden and Ernie Johnson, but I have a class to get to. Just know that it would have been mildly amusing.

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