Whiskey16 1 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 "I love seeing a fat guy score a touchdown""Cause then you get a fat guy celebration" Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 "Cause then you get a fat guy celebration"Now you know this don't look natural Coach. now you know it don't... I look like I just jacked off an elephant. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Brett's Favorite Moment of the Night from Sunday:Watching Sportscenter after the Denver game, they show the play where Jay Cutler is running for his life and lobs up a blind INT that Seattle returns for a TD and Scott Van Pelt goes, "Well, Denver fans, how much of an upgrade was it?"Also in the running were the inexplicable fake FG that got Jason Elam hurt and netted Denver 2 yards and the game winner from Seattle. Welcome to the Jay Cutler era. Fasten your seatbelts.PS - I'm sure all this trash talking will backfire, but I'm ok with it.Still not getting tired of watching Broncos fans faces after a loss? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Happy Birthday, Gramps!thanks hank. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 You might want to keep this one on your clipboard since you'll be posting it quite often.This one, too.Crazy game. I was so angry at our offense looking so pathetic, and we were up 23-6 with like 5 minutes left. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 So you mean he successfully burned it to DVD and you actually had to watch it?I swear that he just makes stuff up on the fly. Nobody has this many oddly entertaining stories.I mean, he was not able to burn it to DVD. You know you wanna see the sexiness that is Tim.I finally watched both those discs last night. Hilarious stuff. Mewes looked good. It's always funny to watch those things and see audiences want Mewes to be "Jay". People assume that's how he is 24 hours a day but he's really kind of shy and that "Jay" persona isn't him all the time. He's sweet and there's something vulnerable about him.I laughed till I cried at "half, half, whole". Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I hope Jay Cutler gets sodomized.I was happy enough watching him imitate Jake Plummer. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Crazy game. I was so angry at our offense looking so pathetic, and we were up 23-6 with like 5 minutes left.Wanna trade? Link to post Share on other sites
THOSE 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Wanna trade?You know, I'd be okay with Gruden ignoring the defense the way he has if he was improving the offense. But where's the improvement on offense? Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Wanna trade?Nah. I'll take my chances with our D and special teams. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 You know, I'd be okay with Gruden ignoring the defense the way he has if he was improving the offense. But where's the improvement on offense?I'm starting to wonder if people hate playing for him, they don't look or act focused at all. They're just going through the motions, fumbling all over the place, dropping passes. Should be fun atmosphere this Sunday, at least traffic won't be bad. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Today's sign that the Apocolypse is on us:"No, I don't want to be the Head Coach at Miami. I'd prefer to stay at Rutgers."-Greg Shiano Nah. I'll take my chances with our D and special teams.Seriously. How many other Defenses and Special Teams in the league can cover a 9 pt spread, essentially on their own? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Today's sign that "coaches are finally starting to realize winning at all costs shouldn't me the main goal of college athletics and UM is one step shy of being a Juvenile detention facility" is on us:"No, I don't want to be the Head Coach at Miami. I'd prefer to stay at Rutgers."-Greg ShianoFYP Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Today's sign that the Apocolypse is on us:"No, I don't want to be the Head Coach at Miami. I'd prefer to stay at Rutgers."-Greg ShianoWell that's what they have to say until the announcement is made. He might be telling the truth but it would be hard to turn down 2 mil a year at a place he used to coach.But I'd love to see them get turned down by all the top choices, that would be hilarious. Two months from now they annouce the hiring of John L Smith Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I'm starting to wonder if people hate playing for him, they don't look or act focused at all. They're just going through the motions, fumbling all over the place, dropping passes. Should be fun atmosphere this Sunday, at least traffic won't be bad.I almost forgot we still play you guys this year. 12/17 in Chicago. Might be kinda cold. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 The Denver defense went into prevent and gave up 4 ten yard plays with less than 2 minutes to go. weakthe offense performed as expected.The guy I was watching with is a huge Denver fan and hates the prevent defense. As soon as Denver tied the game he goes, "Well they'll probably run the prevent and lose. Prevent defense - prevents you from winning."A few minutes later, "I can't believe they're running the prevent! What a bunch of idiots!"After the game, "God I hate the prevent defense." Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Well that's what they have to say until the announcement is made. He might be telling the truth but it would be hard to turn down 2 mil a year at a place he used to coach.But I'd love to see them get turned down by all the top choices, that would be hilarious. Two months from now they annouce the hiring of John L SmithHe had a press conference today and announced that he did indeed speak with the University of Miami this morning, and that he is not interested in that job, and is not a candidate for that job. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Seriously. How many other Defenses and Special Teams in the league can cover a 9 pt spread, essentially on their own?Not many.I was looking at the final stats. We had 107 net yds and 6 1st downs yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Today's sign that the Apocolypse is on us:"No, I don't want to be the Head Coach at Miami. I'd prefer to stay at Rutgers."-Greg ShianoIf he hadn't built that program from ground up, I would agree with you. But I give the guy a ton of credit if he truly turns this down and stays at Rutgers.edit: saw your next post, good stuff by Shiano Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Thank you all, and I will miss you.-ErikHang in there, dude. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I almost forgot we still play you guys this year. 12/17 in Chicago. Might be kinda cold.That should be fun, they have trouble against medoicre defenses. Prediction 31-6. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Not many.I was looking at the final stats. We had 107 net yds and 6 1st downs yesterday.Heh. The Benson TD run was over 30 yds on it's own, right?Hester probably had more punt return yards than the net offensive yards.The Bears had the ball for 20 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Happy Birthday Old Man!Today's Birthdays: jeff_536 (82)I'll skip the joke. Have a good birthday, Blue. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 He had a press conference today and announced that he did indeed speak with the University of Miami this morning, and that he is not interested in that job, and is not a candidate for that job.That's only one source Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 If he hadn't built that program from ground up, I would agree with you. But I give the guy a ton of credit if he truly turns this down and stays at Rutgers.edit: saw your next post, good stuff by ShianoI agree. I'm impressed and happy that he's decided to say. It's refreshing and I hope he holds there for a couple of more years.I'm just shocked because $, South Beach, etc > New Jersey. js. Link to post Share on other sites
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