Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 i call right calf.Pretty sure Habsey isn't gonna be happy about that one. Thats his domain.(sung in Baby got back meter)you better dial 1-800-calf-a-lot Link to post Share on other sites
Dub2131 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 True story. Good job folks.Not in the least. It's just like when my dear, sweet, old grandfather asks me to come over and sit on his hand. It's all very charming. Ok, sandwich time from Subway. Suggestions?Subway Melt. No diggity. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 True story. Good job folks.Not in the least. It's just like when my dear, sweet, old grandfather asks me to come over and sit on his hand. It's all very charming. Ok, sandwich time from Subway. Suggestions?I'd go with their Steak and cheese, double meat it up, green peppers, hot peppers, onions, pickles and extra mayo. Thats just me. In fact... Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Sorry. I'll wash the sheets.Got that covered. Anyone know how to wash a mattress? (I asked this a while back, I've had some mattress issues before). My first attempt was using a hose, which made it slightly better. I might just have to break down and make this girl buy me a new one. She left a ring and earrings at my house which look expensive, so I think I can bribe her for it or pawn her stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 Subway Melt. No diggity.What sort of meat is in that one? I'd go with their Steak and cheese, double meat it up, green peppers, hot peppers, onions, pickles and extra mayo. Thats just me. In fact...Double meat on the steak and cheese? Seriously? It already comes with enough to overflow the sandwich. And extra mayo too? Jesus H, man. How the hell did you lose that weight? Those low fat yogurts must work wonders. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Ok, sandwich time from Subway. Suggestions?turkey on wheat, pepper jack or another white cheese, spicy mustard, spinach(sans e. coli), onion, bell pepper, tomato, a little jalapeno.a staple of my pre-wedding diet. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Got that covered. Anyone know how to wash a mattress? (I asked this a while back, I've had some mattress issues before). My first attempt was using a hose, which made it slightly better. I might just have to break down and make this girl buy me a new one. She left a ring and earrings at my house which look expensive, so I think I can bribe her for it or pawn her stuff.Febreeze the fuck out of it and flip it, other than that I've got nuthin.*Edit* Oh, and if you tagged a girl that was too young or too wasted not to wet the bed, be happy you're only getting off with a dirty mattress. Let that particular sleeping dog lie. Link to post Share on other sites
Dub2131 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 What sort of meat is in that one? Double meat on the steak and cheese? Seriously? It already comes with enough to overflow the sandwich. And extra mayo too? Jesus H, man. How the hell did you lose that weight? Those low fat yogurts must work wonders.Submay Melt: turkey, ham and bacon. I suggest American cheese as well.Ron, I can hear your arteries screaming from here. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 Submay Melt: turkey, ham and bacon. I suggest American cheese as well.Ron, I can hear your arteries clogging from here.Bah. I don't eat pig. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Bah. I don't eat pig.Yeah, but bacon tastes goooooood, pork chops taste gooooooood. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Got that covered. Anyone know how to wash a mattress? (I asked this a while back, I've had some mattress issues before). My first attempt was using a hose, which made it slightly better. I might just have to break down and make this girl buy me a new one. She left a ring and earrings at my house which look expensive, so I think I can bribe her for it or pawn her stuff.You sir, make me speechlessDouble meat on the steak and cheese? Seriously? It already comes with enough to overflow the sandwich. And extra mayo too? Jesus H, man. How the hell did you lose that weight? Those low fat yogurts must work wonders.they barely throw any meat onto their steak and cheese. As far as the extra mayo, it just depends on the squirter, sometimes they just do a drive by, sometimes they squeeze hard. I like a tad extra, not gobs and gobs of it. FYP if you must, but I made it easy.As far as losing weight, I avoided food like this like the plague. turkey on wheat, pepper jack or another white cheese, spicy mustard, spinach(sans e. coli), onion, bell pepper, tomato, a little jalapeno.a staple of my pre-wedding diet.sure you didn't marry a man? Fag. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Got that covered. Anyone know how to wash a mattress? (I asked this a while back, I've had some mattress issues before). My first attempt was using a hose, which made it slightly better. I might just have to break down and make this girl buy me a new one. She left a ring and earrings at my house which look expensive, so I think I can bribe her for it or pawn her stuff.Groooooooss.Quit hanging out with girls who aren't potty trained yet. Baking soda made into a paste then spread on the stain. Let it dry then use your vacuum on it.I don't know for sure if that will work but I heard it somewhere. Should at least get rid of the smell if nothing else. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 sure you didn't marry a man? Fag.no, but I can fit in one airplane seat Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Ron, I can hear your arteries screaming from here.thats nothing, this local place we got delivery from back in 1999 had a ridiculous sandwich. Lemme see if I can remember what it had. I ordered it on a bet and actually liked it.it was an 8oz hamburger with:cheesemayohamfried eggbaconoh yeah, and veggies.Its amazing I haven't had a heart attack by 34. (I normally don't eat that bad, but I had to give that one a try on a dare) Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Welcome to Friday.Jeff, who do you have in the Survivor pool?The first rule of survivial pool is don't talk about survival pool Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 no, but I can fit in one airplane seatas can I, but either way, thats a quality zing right there. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 thats nothing, this local place we got delivery from back in 1999 had a ridiculous sandwich. Lemme see if I can remember what it had. I ordered it on a bet and actually liked it.it was an 8oz hamburger with:cheesemayohamfried eggbaconoh yeah, and veggies.Its amazing I haven't had a heart attack by 34. (I normally don't eat that bad, but I had to give that one a try on a dare)Christ, and I thought those buffalo chicken subs I used to order were bad. 5 buffalo chicken strips on italian bread with extra mozzerella and a ton of bleu cheese and ranch dressing. Likewise on the heart attack thing, I deserve to be dead at this point. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 The first rule of survivial pool is don't talk about survival poolUm....ok.Christ, and I thought those buffalo chicken subs I used to order were bad. 5 buffalo chicken strips on italian bread with extra mozzerella and a ton of bleu cheese and ranch dressing.Any talk of a heart attack on a plate should start and end with a garbage plate. Just ask Lori. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Um....ok.translation: Don't be such a fag, just tell me about it you bald queer. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Bah. I don't eat pig.True story.I went in Subway one day and the girl in front of me was talking on her cell phone while the sandwich artist tried to get her order which is annoying enough as it is. Besides that, she was one of those really loud, long bright fingernails, huge earrings, fake Gucci bag, talking really loud and rolling her head kind of girls. The kind of girl TBG would lick the shoes of. Anyway, she ordered an Italian BMT (ham, salami, and pepperoni). The exchange went something like this:Queen Latifah: I want a BMT (into the phone: hang on girl I's gettin me a sammich) but I don't eat pork so can I get roast beef instead of ham?Subway Sandwich Artist (they really are you know): I don't think I can do that substitution.QL: But I don't eat no pork. SSA: So you want a roast beef sandwich?QL: (into the phone: I know, girl, I know. Hang on.) No just give me the Italian BMT but leave the ham off.SSA: So you want the salami and pepperoni?QL: Yeah, I just don't eat pork.The guy behind me and I looked at each other and almost lost it right there.I should have kicked her in the head like I had the urge to do. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Um....ok.Any talk of a heart attack on a plate should start and end with a garbage plate. Just ask Lori. an 8 ball of pure china white all cut out into lines on a silver platter? Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Any talk of a heart attack on a plate should start and end with a garbage plate. Just ask Lori.How does Lori know anything about garbage plates? Link to post Share on other sites
Dub2131 0 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Yeah, but bacon tastes goooooood, pork chops taste gooooooood.So what you're saying is, if a pig had more personality, it'd cease being a filthy animal.thats nothing, this local place we got delivery from back in 1999 had a ridiculous sandwich. Lemme see if I can remember what it had. I ordered it on a bet and actually liked it.it was an 8oz hamburger with:cheesemayohamfried eggbaconoh yeah, and veggies.Its amazing I haven't had a heart attack by 34. (I normally don't eat that bad, but I had to give that one a try on a dare)That is a tasty burger.Ok, I've shot my Pulp Fiction wad for the day. Maybe. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 True story.I hate black people and laugh at their ignorance. And why do they have to have 22" rims on an Aries K?alright ma'am Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 SSA: So you want the salami and pepperoni?QL: Yeah, I just don't eat pork.The guy behind me and I looked at each other and almost lost it right there.Literally LOL'd, nice. People are completely retarded sometimes. Link to post Share on other sites
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