The Czar 0 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 The problem is, people always forget about old people. That's what is wrong with our entire system. Jerry is just a symbol for a much larger picture. Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 The problem is, people always forget about old people. That's what is wrong with our entire system. Jerry is just a symbol for a much larger picture.AARP vs FCP?We're in trouble. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Come see my new existentialist play, Waiting for Jerry. In it, Jerry is nowhere to be found, but is omnipresent, so it's like he's a principal player, even in his absence.Sample dialogue:Shahmat: So, do we know what happened to Jerry or amI going to have to return to the vast wheatfields of my youth with the core questions unanswered?Brian Fidler: I'm all inWeakdraw: If Jerry were here, he'd call that ****.Brian Fidler: Jerry's clock is running, but I don't see him. NEXT!Loismustdie: People hate Jerry more than they hate me, right?Shahmat: they would if Jerry posted as much **** as you.Loismustdie: That's unusually harsh, coming from a Canadian.Shahmat: I'm from the prairies, dude. My landscape is filled with silos, that's why I'm so bitter.Loismustdie: It doesn't really explain anything.Brian Fidler: Someone gonna call or am I just gonna rake this *****?Weakdraw: Jerry's absence is more enigmatic that Shahmat's needlessly nasty retort.Daniel: I need some fresh air, who wants to go for a walk?Coming soon: To Kill A Mockingpost Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Come see my new existentialist play, Waiting for Jerry. In it, Jerry is nowhere to be found, but is omnipresent, so it's like he's a principal player, even in his absence.Sample dialogue:Shahmat: So, do we know what happened to Jerry or amI going to have to return to the vast wheatfields of my youth with the core questions unanswered?Brian Fidler: I'm all inWeakdraw: If Jerry were here, he'd call that ****.Brian Fidler: Jerry's clock is running, but I don't see him. NEXT!Loismustdie: People hate Jerry more than they hate me, right?Shahmat: they would if Jerry posted as much **** as you.Loismustdie: That's unusually harsh, coming from a Canadian.Shahmat: I'm from the prairies, dude. My landscape is filled with silos, that's why I'm so bitter.Loismustdie: It doesn't really explain anything.Brian Fidler: Someone gonna call or am I just gonna rake this *****?Weakdraw: Jerry's absence is more enigmatic that Shahmat's needlessly nasty retort.Daniel: I need some fresh air, who wants to go for a walk?Coming soon: To Kill A Mockingpostcan i do casting? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 can i do casting?Sure ting, mon. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 That was funny Merc. I am also from the praries and we are a sarcastic bunch of grasshoppers. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 wait, this thing make it to page 2? uncool.when i have more than 4 hours of sleep behind me, i'll work on the cast list. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 it's been almost a monthafter fidler made his first final table (delayed) time for some bumping. Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Double bumps Link to post Share on other sites
simo_8ball 0 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Double bumpsMmmmmmmmmm....those are very nice double bumps. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 damn, i was looking it up for the monthly bump to find it had already been bumped. Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 2 weeks and nobody's touched me...BUMP! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 still the greatest thread ever. Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 where jerry?sorry just had to post italso about 10% of my posts are from this thread lol Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 during protege there were more ppl i thinkDid someone say my name? Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Did someone say my name?hahahathanks for quoting me i feel honored Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Bumped for the hell of it. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Since we're bumping the classics tonight... Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 bigcountry was my 9th wooo hoowho bumped this? i didn't want to know how bad you ppl thought i sucked. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 who bumped this? i didn't want to know how bad you ppl thought i sucked. i missed the part of the webcast you were on because i sucked and couldn't get the feed to work.but what i saw on tv, you played perfectly fine man Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I bet he offerd him cash for his remaining chips in playthere's jerry... Link to post Share on other sites
weakdraw 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 there's jerry...I heard that he bought a few islands in the carabian and is living large down there. He made a ton of cash from he's "Old Peoples Poker" site you know! Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 someone bumped on of my favorite threads of all time Link to post Share on other sites
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