scram 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Loudly and it stunk miserably.This is the third time a dealer has farted in the box while at my table without any regard for what he was doing.I will never understand how a job that pays as well as cash game dealer doesn't attract enough higher caliber people for the B&M to be a bit selective about who they put in the box. I am so sick of them hiring scum to push deck. I'm the furthest thing from a high-falootin' sort of guy, but that **** is just disgusting and people who feel it's appropriate to fart wherever they please are pigs of the lowest order. I requested that floor remove Old Captain Stinkass from my table and they did. Floor, who I know pretty well, said that this particular degenerate was new and probably wouldn't last- at least, not as anything other than a weekend tourney or low stakes dealer. Rant over. Link to post Share on other sites
doox 15 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I love this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Jimmy_v 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 thats pretty funny, especially the use of 'high-falootin'. An underused word IMO Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 yeh, I didn't bother to take the time to learn how to spell it.I just don't care. My nostril-hairs are still smoking. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 This is the number 1 reason why tables will be computerized in the future. Link to post Share on other sites
ditkapoker 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 how bout from the dealers perspective..if a player shaatss his pants should he be penalized? Link to post Share on other sites
wakeforest22 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 This is the number 1 reason why tables will be computerized in the future.Farting dealers were actually the number one reason in the escalation in online poker as well.Jump in online poker:Farting Dealers: 53%Relative ease to play: 34%Snaggle-toothed waitresses: 9%Rising gas prices: 5% Link to post Share on other sites
TosasFinest 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 So you are calling him a degenerate for dropping ***? Link to post Share on other sites
clingfree 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Farting dealers were actually the number one reason in the escalation in online poker as well.Jump in online poker:Farting Dealers: 53%Relative ease to play: 34%Snaggle-toothed waitresses: 9%Rising gas prices: 5%101% of the reasons for the jump in online poker? Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 how bout from the dealers perspective..if a player shaatss his pants should he be penalized?There are usually 10 or 11 people sitting around a poker table...one of them is going to need to fart on occasion. Sometimes its going to be the dealer...sometimes you just cant help it. Link to post Share on other sites
wakeforest22 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 101% of the reasons for the jump in online poker?Verbal SAT = 720Math SAT = 200 Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 Verbal SAT = 720Math SAT = 200Jesus Christ on a bike. You couldn't even be the janitor at a barber college with those scores. Link to post Share on other sites
wakeforest22 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 How loud was it btw? Link to post Share on other sites
wakeforest22 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Jesus Christ on a bike. You couldn't even be the janitor at a barber college with those scores.What's wrong with 1140 SAT? Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 101% of the reasons for the jump in online poker?I don't know what's more sad. That he put down 101% instead of 100% or the fact that you counted it up in order to try and make him look like a fool. Either way, nh sir. Link to post Share on other sites
suicideking 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 What's wrong with 1140 SAT?Lol Link to post Share on other sites
suicideking 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I don't know what's more sad. That he put down 101% instead of 100% or the fact that you counted it up in order to try and make him look like a fool. Either way, nh sir. Ironic name for this thread BTW. Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 What's wrong with 1140 SAT?Nothing really. Average. I really just wanted to see how far I could take ragging on an SAT score.First, I thought window washer at cosmetology school, but janitor at barber college seemed better, although being denied an internship at the pet-grooming university was a strong dark horse candidate. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I love this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
wakeforest22 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Nothing really. Average. I really just wanted to see how far I could take ragging on an SAT score.First, I thought window washer at cosmetology school, but janitor at barber college seemed better, although being denied an internship at the pet-grooming university was a strong dark horse candidate.It was a dry follow-up bad math joke...anyway, dealer farts are much more important. Let's stick with that. Does anyone else have dealer fart experience? Did they half-sit up on the chair as they were doing it or did they do it furtively? Did any of the players say anything? Did the floor guy acknowledge a problem with the dealer farts? Link to post Share on other sites
wakeforest22 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 silentbutdeadly's knowledge would definetely help Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 It was a dry follow-up bad math joke...anyway, dealer farts are much more important. Let's stick with that. Does anyone else have dealer fart experience? Did they half-sit up on the chair as they were doing it or did they do it furtively? Did any of the players say anything? Did the floor guy acknowledge a problem with the dealer farts?Someone at my table farted and then blamed the dealer, who was a quiet older man who didn't say a word even when being blamed. Does that count? Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 silentbutdeadly's knowledge would definetely helpWasn't trying to diss you, my man. Just saying it was sad that he counted up ur %'s cuz I wouldn't have done it.btw....definitely* Link to post Share on other sites
steve73 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Loudly and it stunk miserably.This is the third time a dealer has farted in the box while at my table without any regard for what he was doing.I will never understand how a job that pays as well as cash game dealer doesn't attract enough higher caliber people for the B&M to be a bit selective about who they put in the box. I am so sick of them hiring scum to push deck. I'm the furthest thing from a high-falootin' sort of guy, but that **** is just disgusting and people who feel it's appropriate to fart wherever they please are pigs of the lowest order. I requested that floor remove Old Captain Stinkass from my table and they did. Floor, who I know pretty well, said that this particular degenerate was new and probably wouldn't last- at least, not as anything other than a weekend tourney or low stakes dealer. Rant over.you shouldn't have pulled his finger Link to post Share on other sites
sdc12303 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Its funny you brought this up... I actually had a large black man sit to my right tonight, and 2 hands in he tells the table he had mexican food and has terrible gas... next thing you know he lets out one of the most discusting farts I have ever smelled/heard. he thought it was quite funny as did the other end of the table who didn't smell it, but I went off on him. he thought it was no big deal, I mean really I like to play the fart game as much as the next guy but not at the casino while sitting next to 9 strangers. Link to post Share on other sites
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