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I'll go first. WTF was I just thinking?PokerStars Game #9718056732: Tournament #49316094, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/05/02 - 17:59:28 (ET)Table '49316094 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: litlebullet (3070 in chips) Seat 4: Grababa (6530 in chips) Seat 6: Big Sky 42 (1490 in chips) Seat 7: mieserjay (2410 in chips) Grababa: posts small blind 75Big Sky 42: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to litlebullet [Jh Ac]litlebullet said, "you raise q10 then flop the nut str8"mieserjay: folds litlebullet: raises 300 to 450Grababa: calls 375Big Sky 42: folds *** FLOP *** [2h 4d Jd]Grababa said, ":-)"Grababa: bets 150litlebullet: raises 750 to 900Grababa: calls 750*** TURN *** [2h 4d Jd] [9d]Grababa: checks litlebullet: bets 1500Grababa: raises 1500 to 3000litlebullet: calls 220 and is all-in*** RIVER *** [2h 4d Jd 9d] [9s]*** SHOW DOWN ***Grababa: shows [Ad Kd] (a flush, Ace high)litlebullet: shows [Jh Ac] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)Grababa collected 6290 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6290 | Rake 0 Board [2h 4d Jd 9d 9s]Seat 1: litlebullet (button) showed [Jh Ac] and lost with two pair, Jacks and NinesSeat 4: Grababa (small blind) showed [Ad Kd] and won (6290) with a flush, Ace highSeat 6: Big Sky 42 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: mieserjay folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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2 things1) I dont think you played that as horribly as you thought2) who is in your avatar
1.) I played that one bad I shoulda atleast thought about a flush2.) Miranda Cosgrove
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1.) I played that one bad I shoulda atleast thought about a flush2.) Miranda Cosgrove
1) the weak lead does make it look like a FD2) No idea who that is, I will google her
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I'm thinking I'm going to kill the ****ing cat.PokerStars Game #9717324359: Tournament #48888056, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (10000/20000) - 2007/05/02 - 17:10:18 (ET)Table '48888056 3' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: Mr.Wrong (365843 in chips) Seat 2: mrcl921 (412111 in chips) Seat 3: skizcat (288320 in chips) Seat 4: godziller (205088 in chips) Seat 5: SamSpirit (511779 in chips) Seat 6: Duchy Duke7 (25232 in chips) Seat 7: diyogi (296694 in chips) Seat 8: xpresslane (233564 in chips) Seat 9: Bull62 (481369 in chips) Mr.Wrong: posts the ante 1000mrcl921: posts the ante 1000skizcat: posts the ante 1000godziller: posts the ante 1000SamSpirit: posts the ante 1000Duchy Duke7: posts the ante 1000diyogi: posts the ante 1000xpresslane: posts the ante 1000Bull62: posts the ante 1000diyogi: posts small blind 10000xpresslane: posts big blind 20000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bull62 [As Ts]Bull62: raises 40000 to 60000Mr.Wrong: folds mrcl921: folds skizcat: folds godziller: folds SamSpirit: calls 60000Duchy Duke7: folds diyogi: calls 50000xpresslane: folds *** FLOP *** [Ac Td 6c]diyogi: checks Bull62: bets 120000SamSpirit: raises 330779 to 450779 and is all-indiyogi: folds Bull62: calls 300369 and is all-in*** TURN *** [Ac Td 6c] [3c]*** RIVER *** [Ac Td 6c 3c] [Kc]*** SHOW DOWN ***Bull62: shows [As Ts] (two pair, Aces and Tens)SamSpirit: shows [Ah Kd] (two pair, Aces and Kings)SamSpirit collected 1049738 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1049738 | Rake 0 Board [Ac Td 6c 3c Kc]Seat 1: Mr.Wrong folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: mrcl921 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: skizcat folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: godziller folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: SamSpirit showed [Ah Kd] and won (1049738) with two pair, Aces and KingsSeat 6: Duchy Duke7 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: diyogi (small blind) folded on the FlopSeat 8: xpresslane (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: Bull62 showed [As Ts] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens

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I'm thinking I'm going to kill the ****ing cat.PokerStars Game #9717324359: Tournament #48888056, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (10000/20000) - 2007/05/02 - 17:10:18 (ET)Table '48888056 3' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: Mr.Wrong (365843 in chips) Seat 2: mrcl921 (412111 in chips) Seat 3: skizcat (288320 in chips) Seat 4: godziller (205088 in chips) Seat 5: SamSpirit (511779 in chips) Seat 6: Duchy Duke7 (25232 in chips) Seat 7: diyogi (296694 in chips) Seat 8: xpresslane (233564 in chips) Seat 9: Bull62 (481369 in chips) Mr.Wrong: posts the ante 1000mrcl921: posts the ante 1000skizcat: posts the ante 1000godziller: posts the ante 1000SamSpirit: posts the ante 1000Duchy Duke7: posts the ante 1000diyogi: posts the ante 1000xpresslane: posts the ante 1000Bull62: posts the ante 1000diyogi: posts small blind 10000xpresslane: posts big blind 20000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bull62 [As Ts]Bull62: raises 40000 to 60000Mr.Wrong: folds mrcl921: folds skizcat: folds godziller: folds SamSpirit: calls 60000Duchy Duke7: folds diyogi: calls 50000xpresslane: folds *** FLOP *** [Ac Td 6c]diyogi: checks Bull62: bets 120000SamSpirit: raises 330779 to 450779 and is all-indiyogi: folds Bull62: calls 300369 and is all-in*** TURN *** [Ac Td 6c] [3c]*** RIVER *** [Ac Td 6c 3c] [Kc]*** SHOW DOWN ***Bull62: shows [As Ts] (two pair, Aces and Tens)SamSpirit: shows [Ah Kd] (two pair, Aces and Kings)SamSpirit collected 1049738 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1049738 | Rake 0 Board [Ac Td 6c 3c Kc]Seat 1: Mr.Wrong folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: mrcl921 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: skizcat folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: godziller folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: SamSpirit showed [Ah Kd] and won (1049738) with two pair, Aces and KingsSeat 6: Duchy Duke7 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: diyogi (small blind) folded on the FlopSeat 8: xpresslane (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: Bull62 showed [As Ts] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
no no no no no this isn't a bad beat thread the point of this thread is to show how fricking retarted you are. You got it backwards. Sorta like the inverse of the great you know you're playing a fish when he says... thread
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Now I'm thinking wtf have I gotten myself into. Dammit I might as well call. Not going to have many chips left if I fold. I've got to be behind. I could catch an 8 or Ace. Damn that AT hand in the $20 sure did suck. I wonder if this is what it is like to be on tilt. Oh crap did I really just hit the call button. Damn.PokerStars Game #9718378893: Tournament #48888068, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (3000/6000) - 2007/05/02 - 18:20:53 (ET)Table '48888068 192' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: XpiredCoupon (59424 in chips) Seat 2: Bull62 (62851 in chips) Seat 3: TURKEY22 (77065 in chips) Seat 4: RiverGhost (347940 in chips) Seat 5: tori200 (505072 in chips) Seat 6: nick666999 (65106 in chips) Seat 7: rizzzo45 (122910 in chips) Seat 8: Waterloose (64954 in chips) Seat 9: PENDELTON69 (193359 in chips) XpiredCoupon: posts the ante 300Bull62: posts the ante 300TURKEY22: posts the ante 300RiverGhost: posts the ante 300tori200: posts the ante 300nick666999: posts the ante 300rizzzo45: posts the ante 300Waterloose: posts the ante 300PENDELTON69: posts the ante 300tori200: posts small blind 3000nick666999: posts big blind 6000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bull62 [Ah 8s]rizzzo45: folds Waterloose: folds PENDELTON69: folds XpiredCoupon: folds Bull62: calls 6000TURKEY22: folds RiverGhost: folds tori200: calls 3000nick666999: checks *** FLOP *** [8d 7c Qc]tori200: checks nick666999: checks Bull62: bets 18000tori200: calls 18000nick666999: raises 40806 to 58806 and is all-inBull62: calls 38551 and is all-intori200: calls 40806*** TURN *** [8d 7c Qc] [6d]*** RIVER *** [8d 7c Qc 6d] [Kd]*** SHOW DOWN ***tori200: shows [Kc 3c] (a pair of Kings)nick666999: shows [8c Qs] (two pair, Queens and Eights)nick666999 collected 4510 from side potBull62: shows [Ah 8s] (a pair of Eights)nick666999 collected 190353 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 194863 Main pot 190353. Side pot 4510. | Rake 0 Board [8d 7c Qc 6d Kd]Seat 1: XpiredCoupon folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: Bull62 showed [Ah 8s] and lost with a pair of EightsSeat 3: TURKEY22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: RiverGhost (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: tori200 (small blind) showed [Kc 3c] and lost with a pair of KingsSeat 6: nick666999 (big blind) showed [8c Qs] and won (194863) with two pair, Queens and EightsSeat 7: rizzzo45 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: Waterloose folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: PENDELTON69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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no no no no no this isn't a bad beat thread the point of this thread is to show how fricking retarted you are. You got it backwards. Sorta like the inverse of the great you know you're playing a fish when he says... thread
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Now I'm thinking wtf have I gotten myself into. Dammit I might as well call. Not going to have many chips left if I fold. I've got to be behind. I could catch an 8 or Ace. Damn that AT hand in the $20 sure did suck. I wonder if this is what it is like to be on tilt. Oh crap did I really just hit the call button. Damn.
Best. Thought Process. Ever.
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Live $5-$150 game (sorta like NL but the max bet is $150 on any street at any time...weird indian gaming rules).I pick up J-10 off late position. There is a small raise, 3 people call and the flop comes 8-5-10 rainbow. MP1 bets out $50. hmmmm...I decide to see one more and call. Just he and I now btw.Turn is a 3 and now this guys bets 150. I figure my pair of 10's is good and only have about 100 left, so I move all in and he insta calls and show ACES!, lol. I'm sorta pissed at myself (but not really), but heres the worst part...I river a Jack, making two pair (J's and 10's)...but in my mind I am looking at his aces and my 10's and I am thinking, wow...ACes and 10's...he just killled me .....AND THEN MUCK MY HAND!!!Yes....I totally throw away the winning hand. The guy next to me's eyes get as big as saucers and he says "what the f*ck did you just do???". I have no clue. :club:

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my thoughts....'free flop, sweet. Okay, got a gutshot, check. Hmmm, he has bet betting a lot of flops, Ill raise him here. Hmmmm, he reraised....well well maybe he knows im stealing and is re-stealing...raise. Ok, he called....he has to have something goot....but he cant call my over-shove....it makes it look like a set? right?.....sweet he folded.....lets never do that again, eh?'PokerStars Game #9724996889: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/05/03 - 02:35:46 (ET)Table 'Riviera' 6-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 2: jeffstars ($104.70 in chips) Seat 3: mikkiemuis ($52.35 in chips) Seat 4: KevinJA8FCP ($43.95 in chips) Seat 5: jeffATO ($79.95 in chips) Seat 6: avirex357 ($32.45 in chips) mikkiemuis: posts small blind $0.25KevinJA8FCP: posts big blind $0.50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to KevinJA8FCP [6h 9d]jeffATO: folds avirex357: calls $0.50jeffstars: folds mikkiemuis: folds KevinJA8FCP: checks *** FLOP *** [7d Qs Th]KevinJA8FCP: checks avirex357: bets $0.50KevinJA8FCP: raises $1.50 to $2avirex357: raises $2 to $4KevinJA8FCP: raises $5 to $9avirex357: calls $5*** TURN *** [7d Qs Th] [6c]KevinJA8FCP: bets $34.45 and is all-inavirex357: folds KevinJA8FCP collected $18.30 from potKevinJA8FCP: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY ***Total pot $19.25 | Rake $0.95 Board [7d Qs Th 6c]Seat 2: jeffstars (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: mikkiemuis (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: KevinJA8FCP (big blind) collected ($18.30)Seat 5: jeffATO folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: avirex357 folded on the Turn

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I have way to many hands a session that fit this profile to actually unjumble my twisted thought process and post one on here. And to the OP, Miranda Cosgrove is like f'n 12? Do you share an account with your daughter?

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$15-30 limit, live game at Wynn. I have pocket fives, with the five of spades. Three players in the hand. Turn and River are checked down, with the board having four spades. I'm thinking there's no way my flush will win. The dealer says, "let's see a winner", and one guy says, "I have a straight". I look at his cards and think, "yep, that's a straight", and toss my cards through the air and into the muck. They hadn't even landed before I realized what I'd done. No matter how much (or little) money I have in this lifetime, I'll always be $200 poorer.

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$15-30 limit, live game at Wynn. I have pocket fives, with the five of spades. Three players in the hand. Turn and River are checked down, with the board having four spades. I'm thinking there's no way my flush will win. The dealer says, "let's see a winner", and one guy says, "I have a straight". I look at his cards and think, "yep, that's a straight", and toss my cards through the air and into the muck. They hadn't even landed before I realized what I'd done. No matter how much (or little) money I have in this lifetime, I'll always be $200 poorer.
I just treat every game like an O8 game. Table the cards and figure it all out later.
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I just treat every game like an O8 game. Table the cards and figure it all out later.
I had raised preflop, and wasn't going to give them information.
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Justin Pechie leads out for $60,000 and Cory Carroll raises to $200,000. Pechie retorts with a $600,000 re-raise and Carroll moves all-in, putting his tournament life on the line as Pechie tanks to consider his next move. Eventually, Pechie calls with K-J and Carroll shows pocket nines. The board comes T-8-2-4-3 and Cory Carroll has doubled through Justin Pechie to give himself a massive chip lead with all but $100,000 of the chips in play.

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Justin Pechie leads out for $60,000 and Cory Carroll raises to $200,000. Pechie retorts with a $600,000 re-raise and Carroll moves all-in, putting his tournament life on the line as Pechie tanks to consider his next move. Eventually, Pechie calls with K-J and Carroll shows pocket nines. The board comes T-8-2-4-3 and Cory Carroll has doubled through Justin Pechie to give himself a massive chip lead with all but $100,000 of the chips in play.
lock it up.By the way, awesome run loosh
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Miranda Cosgrove is like f'n 12? Do you share an account with your daughter?
DOB 1993bullet!!
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I had no idea what i was doing this hand,i think i was tired...lolThought's:Okay he just raised,he's just tryin to steal them from me cause im short stacked,okay im gonna show him,i'll re-raise and he'll fold and i'll take it down,Oh Hell did he just call,it's okay i still got it,we'll flop didn't help me but i got this,huh turn didn't help ether,but that's okay i'll get him on the river,damn well that's not the card i need,Wtf did i just do.Full Tilt Poker Game #2340914985: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (17673192), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:09:29 ET - 2007/05/03Seat 1: TheMatt88 (1,918)Seat 5: SNAPO (7,082)TheMatt88 posts the small blind of 200SNAPO posts the big blind of 400The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to TheMatt88 [6c Tc]TheMatt88 calls 200SNAPO raises to 1,200TheMatt88 has 15 seconds left to actTheMatt88 raises to 1,918, and is all inSNAPO calls 718TheMatt88 shows [6c Tc]SNAPO shows [Ad Ts]*** FLOP *** [3s Ks Qc]*** TURN *** [3s Ks Qc] [As]*** RIVER *** [3s Ks Qc As] [9s]TheMatt88 shows Ace King highSNAPO shows a flush, Ace highSNAPO wins the pot (3,836) with a flush, Ace highTheMatt88 stands upSNAPO stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3,836 | Rake 0Board: [3s Ks Qc As 9s]Seat 1: TheMatt88 (small blind) showed [6c Tc] and lost with Ace King highSeat 5: SNAPO (big blind) showed [Ad Ts] and won (3,836) with a flush, Ace highWorst hand i played in a long time

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I have way to many hands a session that fit this profile to actually unjumble my twisted thought process and post one on here. And to the OP, Miranda Cosgrove is like f'n 12? Do you share an account with your daughter?
She turns 14 next week and I don't give a damn. As far as I'm concerned, I have at least 4 to 5 years to become a millionaire and get her attention. Now does that make sense to you guys?
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Late stages of a SNG on UB. I'm short-stacked in LP when I pick up the krabler (soooooted no less!). Make the mistake of getting cute while reraising an early limper all-in by typing, "Pinch pinch." Thought it'd be a funny homage, of sorts, to you FCP'ers, particularly the one who posted once about doing this exact thing.Well, someone was wise to the ol' pinch pinch and tipped off the limper, saying something like, "If you can beat K3, call him, trust me." So the limper does it with K9o and it holds up.Funny thing was the other players suddenly got worried about the flabbermouth having software that could read hole cards. Oh well, lol, gg me.

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She turns 14 next week and I don't give a damn. As far as I'm concerned, I have at least 4 to 5 years to become a millionaire and get her attention. Now does that make sense to you guys?
that still a lil scary.. but hey at least your upfront about your pedophilia
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Pedophilia's such a relatively ignorant yet uneeded offensive term isnt' it? Just because I'm older than 18 and she's not. ok. But trust me, morally, I'm pretty much a saint compared to most people. And I've been a fan of hers (the non-attracted to you kind) long before I legally became an adult.

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Pedophilia's such a relatively ignorant yet uneeded offensive term isnt' it? Just because I'm older than 18 and she's not. ok. But trust me, morally, I'm pretty much a saint compared to most people. And I've been a fan of hers (the non-attracted to you kind) long before I legally became an adult.
shes 13 years old, you my sir are very sick, hopfully how to catch a predator on msnbc catches u before you catch her :club:
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