Post The Hands Here That Make You Immediately Go

[Chris E 0]

About 10minutes ago.Tournament 800/1600 TropicalHero: 23,000Villain: 31,000 looks to be a solid player and the only one who has me coveredVillain bets from middle position to 2,400. I pick up QQ and raise to 6,000. Flop comes 4x, 9d, 10d. Villain checks and for some reason, instead of making a solid bet I just go all in with my remaining 17,000 and get called by AA.GG me, just 8 short of cashing.

[litlebullet 0]

Ok let's see if I can vividly recreate my thought process through this one- K7 sb sure I'll complete- there's one limper though.not a bad flop for K7 I'll take a bet a little to see where I'm at giving respect to the limper. Hmm well now limper just min-raised, that's not good. He's got something, maybe an over-pair, trapping me. Well I have to peel the turn now. I'm getting too good of a price.Wow! That card is gin! now I'm the trapper buddy... Um wtf that is not the bet of an overpair... I'm in trouble, he's got to have a set. *Must click fold it's too hard* Finger won't listen to brain... oh well.River: checkmate. So that's what it feels to be a call machine haha.Stage #736559690 Tourney ID 60420 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $50 - 2007-05-05 02:49:09 (ET)Table: 13400645 (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealerSeat 1 - BMWNICK99 ($2980 in chips)Seat 2 - LITLEBULLET ($1615 in chips)Seat 3 - PKRDOG420 ($2185 in chips)Seat 6 - JAMMMER ($1660 in chips)Seat 7 - NAHAND ($3110 in chips)Seat 8 - AWOLRUS ($1950 in chips)LITLEBULLET - Posts small blind $25PKRDOG420 - Posts big blind $50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to LITLEBULLET [Ks 7d] JAMMMER - FoldsNAHAND - Calls $50AWOLRUS - FoldsBMWNICK99 - FoldsLITLEBULLET - Calls $25PKRDOG420 - Checks*** FLOP *** [7h 2s 4s]LITLEBULLET - Bets $100PKRDOG420 - Calls $100NAHAND - Raises $200 to $200LITLEBULLET - Calls $100PKRDOG420 - Calls $100*** TURN *** [7h 2s 4s] [7c]LITLEBULLET - ChecksPKRDOG420 - ChecksNAHAND - Bets $300LITLEBULLET - Calls $300PKRDOG420 - Folds*** RIVER *** [7h 2s 4s 7c] [Kd]LITLEBULLET - ChecksNAHAND - Bets $550LITLEBULLET - All-In(Raise) $1065 to $1065NAHAND - Calls $515*** SHOW DOWN ***LITLEBULLET - Shows [Ks 7d] (Full house, sevens full of kings) NAHAND - MucksLITLEBULLET Collects $3480 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($3480)Board [7h 2s 4s 7c Kd]Seat 1: BMWNICK99 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 2: LITLEBULLET (small blind) won Total ($3480) All-In HI:($3480) with Full house, sevens full of kings [Ks 7d - B:7h,P:7d,B:7c,P:Ks,B:Kd] Seat 3: PKRDOG420 (big blind) Folded on the TURNSeat 6: JAMMMER Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 7: NAHAND HI: [Mucked] [4d 4h] Seat 8: AWOLRUS Folded on the POCKET CARDS

[litlebullet 0]

bumpthis one deserves special mention for retard of the year award. don't ask me what I was thinking. was I thinking anything?PokerStars Game #9944154374: Tournament #50437635, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/05/16 - 14:19:17 (ET)Table '50437635 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 2: litlebullet (2865 in chips) Seat 3: llhook (960 in chips) Seat 4: Oesja (2485 in chips) Seat 9: habi1969 (7190 in chips) litlebullet: posts small blind 75llhook: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to litlebullet [Td Th]Oesja: folds habi1969: raises 300 to 450litlebullet: calls 375llhook: raises 510 to 960 and is all-inhabi1969: calls 510litlebullet: calls 510*** FLOP *** [8h Jc Tc]litlebullet: checks habi1969: checks *** TURN *** [8h Jc Tc] [Qd]litlebullet: bets 1905 and is all-inhabi1969: calls 1905*** RIVER *** [8h Jc Tc Qd] [9s]*** SHOW DOWN ***litlebullet: shows [Td Th] (a straight, Eight to Queen)habi1969: shows [As Ks] (a straight, Ten to Ace)litlebullet said, "guvck"litlebullet said, "adfs"litlebullet said, "afr"litlebullet said, "ER"habi1969 collected 3810 from side potllhook: shows [Ac 8c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)litlebullet said, "e"litlebullet said, "fafa"litlebullet said, "eqf"litlebullet said, "eq"litlebullet said, "gEF"litlebullet said, "GEr"litlebullet said, "GEgeq"litlebullet said, "Rgerw"litlebullet said, "F"litlebullet said, "EQ"litlebullet said, "gqeeq"litlebullet said, "R"litlebullet said, "G"litlebullet said, "QFgerw"litlebullet said, "fa"habi1969 collected 2880 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6690 Main pot 2880. Side pot 3810. | Rake 0 Board [8h Jc Tc Qd 9s]Seat 2: litlebullet (small blind) showed [Td Th] and lost with a straight, Eight to QueenSeat 3: llhook (big blind) showed [Ac 8c] and lost with a straight, Eight to QueenSeat 4: Oesja folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: habi1969 (button) showed [As Ks] and won (6690) with a straight, Ten to Ace

[Chris E 0]

bumpthis one deserves special mention for retard of the year award. don't ask me what I was thinking. was I thinking anything?PokerStars Game #9944154374: Tournament #50437635, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/05/16 - 14:19:17 (ET)Table '50437635 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 2: litlebullet (2865 in chips) Seat 3: llhook (960 in chips) Seat 4: Oesja (2485 in chips) Seat 9: habi1969 (7190 in chips) litlebullet: posts small blind 75llhook: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to litlebullet [Td Th]Oesja: folds habi1969: raises 300 to 450litlebullet: calls 375llhook: raises 510 to 960 and is all-inhabi1969: calls 510litlebullet: calls 510*** FLOP *** [8h Jc Tc]litlebullet: checks habi1969: checks *** TURN *** [8h Jc Tc] [Qd]litlebullet: bets 1905 and is all-inhabi1969: calls 1905*** RIVER *** [8h Jc Tc Qd] [9s]*** SHOW DOWN ***litlebullet: shows [Td Th] (a straight, Eight to Queen)habi1969: shows [As Ks] (a straight, Ten to Ace)litlebullet said, "guvck"litlebullet said, "adfs"litlebullet said, "afr"litlebullet said, "ER"habi1969 collected 3810 from side potllhook: shows [Ac 8c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)litlebullet said, "e"litlebullet said, "fafa"litlebullet said, "eqf"litlebullet said, "eq"litlebullet said, "gEF"litlebullet said, "GEr"litlebullet said, "GEgeq"litlebullet said, "Rgerw"litlebullet said, "F"litlebullet said, "EQ"litlebullet said, "gqeeq"litlebullet said, "R"litlebullet said, "G"litlebullet said, "QFgerw"litlebullet said, "fa"habi1969 collected 2880 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6690 Main pot 2880. Side pot 3810. | Rake 0 Board [8h Jc Tc Qd 9s]Seat 2: litlebullet (small blind) showed [Td Th] and lost with a straight, Eight to QueenSeat 3: llhook (big blind) showed [Ac 8c] and lost with a straight, Eight to QueenSeat 4: Oesja folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: habi1969 (button) showed [As Ks] and won (6690) with a straight, Ten to Ace

I think you just needed to bet the flop. I'm not sure I could have got away from trip 10s either...

[MychCumstien 0]

Post The Hands Here That Make You Immediately Go, wtf was I just thinking?Anytime I open farrell with krablar and get called...

[11 to 1 0]

She turns 14 next week and I don't give a damn. As far as I'm concerned, I have at least 4 to 5 years to become a millionaire and get her attention. Now does that make sense to you guys?

In 4-5 years she'll be too old for you, you need to find a nine-year-old to fixate on now. I'm gonna tell you the truth while you are still young enough to maybe do something about this. If you are 18 or so, and you want a kid like this, when you are 28, 38 or 48, you still will. You'll find a million ways to justify it. You'll allow yourself to become a monster. Stop pretending this is normal and go get some help. I used to put people like you away. Pretty soon you'll start saying, "But you know they want it...."

[farmist 0]

bumpthis one deserves special mention for retard of the year award. don't ask me what I was thinking. was I thinking anything?

Yeah, you were thinking how you can get this girl to 'hang out and lick lollipops' while you don't go to jail. You make me sick bro...get help.SHE"S 14