qyayqi 11 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 id go deposit all but 1 million online at FTP, and bust Durr, PA, Ivey, and brian townsendwell, that'd make you a millionaire. congrats! Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 id go deposit all but 1 million online at FTP, and bust Durr, PA, Ivey, and brian townsend...out laughing as they spend my money.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 If you won the WSOP...how would you party that night? Not how would you spend all the money eventually...that night what would you do?I'd go back to sitting .25/.50 with my 240,000 buy-in bankroll! No more tilting! Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I'd buy FCP and ban foxwoodprojust because that would be funny because he's trying so hard not to get banned.Then I'd stake Eric Ryland so he could finally afford to play everyone that challenged him to a $10 Head's up match.Then I would find that delete button and cut the total post here to about 40.The rest I would waste Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Step ONE...Put yo Junk in this box! Link to post Share on other sites
r0llin_game 1 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 i'd goto my hotel room, get online, and make a brag post here on fcp Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I'd sneak away to the airport, charter a jet, and skip town. This is the only reasonable option, probably BC for me. Link to post Share on other sites
WhatArunAA 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 If I ever won the PCA and they deposited a few million into my account I would probably take all that money and sit at 1c/2c limit with 2 million.. and hope i don't go on a 100 bb downswing. Link to post Share on other sites
jethrodull 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I'd reneg on my promise to split my winnings with the guy that I made a deal with, then I'd post nasty comments on a blog about it, then I'd talk to him directly, clear it up, pay him and then be the hero of the day.JBTW - this sucks as a 100th post, but there it is. Link to post Share on other sites
throwemaway 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 You really think girls would do that just cause u had money?You obviously don't know women, specifically those that reside in the greater Las Vegas areaAnd to answer the question, I would just do what I normally do on a weekend...Get blacked out drunk, insult everyone around me and try to hook up with a mediocre looking girl and failExcept I have a feeling I could make it happen with a few million in my pocket in Vegas Link to post Share on other sites
farmist 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Blackjack......let it ride!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
happysundin 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I'll play blackjack bet 50K and double down on 17, just like micheal jordan. Link to post Share on other sites
suicideking 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 First, I'd go back to my room and order 1000 blue M&M's to be delivered by a white tiger. And there better be 1000 blue ones too or heads will roll. I'd then throw all of them off my 20th story balcony. One by one. After this, I'd head off to the nicest club dressed in a homeless persons cloths. The club would let me in cause I'd tip the door guy so much he'd have too. Once inside, I'd get plastered by drinking a whole bottle of Wild Turkey. Once I was nice and sloshed, I'd convince everyone to do the Electric slide. After the club, I'd go out to a diner where I would then hire four strippers to have a cheescake eating contest. Once the contest was over and the cops arrived to take me to jail. I'd break free and try to go on a muti-state high speed chase in a semi truck I stole. When I was finally caught, I'd tell them I did it cause I won the WSOP and made a prop bet with Hellmuth that I'd do it if I won and he'd pay all the fines.That's what I'd do. sorry it's not as exciting as strippers and blowBest post ever.The best answer? Make it rain on some hoes. Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 I would drink like, six beers and IM Erik Rylandthis one's the best one I think. Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 I'd go back to sitting .25/.50 with my 240,000 buy-in bankroll! No more tilting!lol I think that's the best answer actually. Great Idea Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 I ust won the WSOP ME and I'm going to Disney !Someone had to say it Link to post Share on other sites
Lofa Tatupu 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 two girls? I'd go for about 4 or 5 at the same time Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 I'd party all the time. party all the time Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 This is just to see how sick you are at FCP.Say you just won this year's event, and as you were collecting your money (or sorting out payment methods etc), the casino manager came up to you and offered you a chance to double it.It would be one spin of the roulette table, but all you have to do is avoid 0. So, any other number is a win... your odds of winning are 37/1 ON. Put $12M on it? Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 This is just to see how sick you are at FCP.Say you just won this year's event, and as you were collecting your money (or sorting out payment methods etc), the casino manager came up to you and offered you a chance to double it.It would be one spin of the roulette table, but all you have to do is avoid 0. So, any other number is a win... your odds of winning are 37/1 ON. Put $12M on it?no. Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 This is just to see how sick you are at FCP.Say you just won this year's event, and as you were collecting your money (or sorting out payment methods etc), the casino manager came up to you and offered you a chance to double it.It would be one spin of the roulette table, but all you have to do is avoid 0. So, any other number is a win... your odds of winning are 37/1 ON. Put $12M on it?That would be the best poker bustout story evah. Link to post Share on other sites
jcashx36x 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 I guess we gotta look at it in 2 ways if we won the M.E.Winning the M.E (single)Well at the FT i'd def. make some calls to a few of my closest of friends and tell them to pack their bags i'm shipping you to Sin City. And have the sickest time for about a week. Filled with Strippers and booze. Money aint a thang.Winning the M.E (married/attached)Definitely -ev, with a luxurious expense Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 This is just to see how sick you are at FCP.Say you just won this year's event, and as you were collecting your money (or sorting out payment methods etc), the casino manager came up to you and offered you a chance to double it.It would be one spin of the roulette table, but all you have to do is avoid 0. So, any other number is a win... your odds of winning are 37/1 ON. Put $12M on it?Does 00 pay off as a win?I'd do it either way. $24 million on a single spin with the odds heavily in my favor, couldn't pass it up. They'd have to provide me with a .45 and a single bullet though, JIC. Link to post Share on other sites
snooptoddd 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 This is just to see how sick you are at FCP.Say you just won this year's event, and as you were collecting your money (or sorting out payment methods etc), the casino manager came up to you and offered you a chance to double it.It would be one spin of the roulette table, but all you have to do is avoid 0. So, any other number is a win... your odds of winning are 37/1 ON. Put $12M on it?If I could split it in half, then it's an easy question ... but that 2.7 percent chance would be a ***** with the whole thing ... Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Does 00 pay off as a win?Yeah, every number apart from just 0 are winning numbers.It's just one of those situations where it's technically +ev, so a 'true' gambler (whatever that is) would never pass up the bet.However, it can be viewed as realistically -ev because obviously you've got $12M on the line... so if you lose, the implied odds are total life f.uck up> severe depression> imminent suicide.Don't take the bet.... go party!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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