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Would anyone take like 200k and try to catch a rush in the big game. that sounds like it would be fun if you had 10 mill on you. Besides you could write off your losses against your win :club:

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Would anyone take like 200k and try to catch a rush in the big game. that sounds like it would be fun if you had 10 mill on you. Besides you could write off your losses against your win :club:
that sounds like a great idea. Most of the big names would still be in town and they would ALL want in. Heck you could choice who was in and out of the 8. Make a 2006 Horse final table line up would be cool. Strippers and blow between hands of course.
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Big ol' T-Bone steak and a salad, smoke a batty of the sticky icky and then its night night. Not in that order necessarily, but that'd be about it.That is all.*L*T*
Sounds like you're a real party animal. COME ON!
I'd take off all my clothes wearing nothing but the bracelet and dry hump Mike Matusow.
Now thats more like it.
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I have actually thought about this because....well I'm half retarted....If I made the final table i would wear some cross colors hip hop clothes from the early 90's and have a friend in the audience do the same thing. He would bring an old school boom box and if I won we would dance like Will the thrill and Bugaloo Shrimp did on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air to win the $5000 dance competetion to Apache by Sugar Hill Gang.http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=76...;q=fresh+princeTonto Jump on it, jump on it....BTW did I mention I am 30 and white as snow...

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walk around and slap people in the face with a wad of 100's and give them one for their trouble...then...i dunno try to kill a cow with a Brick of 100's? maybe i need to see my therapist tomorow?

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Definitely smoke the phatest of all phatness homegrown herb then hit up a steakhouse with my friends. I'd want at least 25 ounces of filet mignon, with some bearnaise sauce all over it. I would demand somebody find a popeyes nearby so they can bring my rich a$$ some onion rings.Then I'd go smoke again.I'd hit the sack early because I would need to get back to VA asap so I can quit my job, feed my dog. The house would be on the market the next day so I can buy my house in Vegas. I'd immediately book a trip to Amsterdam and then Austrailia....only because I want to visit those places the most.Then I'd dump my girlfriend and enjoy the single life.

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Buy 50 houses in Vegas free and clear. Rent them bitches out. Invest the money.Then i'd take bets on the stupidest **** ever. Like how many times I can take a **** in one day. It would be the ****.

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First, I'd go back to my room and order 1000 blue M&M's to be delivered by a white tiger. And there better be 1000 blue ones too or heads will roll. I'd then throw all of them off my 20th story balcony. One by one. After this, I'd head off to the nicest club dressed in a homeless persons cloths. The club would let me in cause I'd tip the door guy so much he'd have too. Once inside, I'd get plastered by drinking a whole bottle of Wild Turkey. Once I was nice and sloshed, I'd convince everyone to do the Electric slide. After the club, I'd go out to a diner where I would then hire four strippers to have a cheescake eating contest. Once the contest was over and the cops arrived to take me to jail. I'd break free and try to go on a muti-state high speed chase in a semi truck I stole. When I was finally caught, I'd tell them I did it cause I won the WSOP and made a prop bet with Hellmuth that I'd do it if I won and he'd pay all the fines.That's what I'd do. sorry it's not as exciting as strippers and blow

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I'd take all my buds down the road to the Spearmint Rhino and rent the place out for the night.
My favorite post-tournament interview in last year's WSOP was with Alan Sass, who finished second to Jason Lester in the $5,000 PL event last year, which allowed me to craft the best two opening paragraphs I've ever written in a poker story ...http://aarontodd.casinocitytimes.com/articles/28593.html
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id go deposit all but 1 million online at FTP, and bust Durr, PA, Ivey, and brian townsend

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