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so i was playing at the bicycle casino tonight, got bored w/ stud8 and NLHE, so i decided to play chinese for about an hour. when i get to the chinese section they're about to start another table. i start chatting w/ the player that's sitting, the floor and the dealer (of course all chinese men). the other player doesn't want to play criss cross (but freaks out that i don't play aces :club: ) so we have to wait for the two other players.the floor leaves to go take care of something, and the player leaves to try and round up his friends. i just bought a new sailor hat and got my pea coat on (so you know i'm looking sexy as hell), the following conversation goes like this:him: so what do you like to do?me: play poker.him: besides that.me: drink.him: you like to hang out?me: not really.him: you like boys or girls?me: mostly girls.him: you like boys too?me: a littlehim: you've been with a boy?me: a little bit, a time or two. (i hooked up w/ a boy one time who was more beautiful than any of your girlfriends :D )him: who do you like more?me: mostly girls.him: i like you.me: thank you.him: you're really cute, i like you.me: thank you, that's very kind.then we sit in SUPER uncomfortable silence for one minute.him: where do you live?me: long beach.him: alone?me: yeah.him: can i take you home tonight?me: naw, i got stuff to do tomorrow.him: can i have your phone number?me: i'll see you around here.about then the game starts. if you've played chinese in southern california you know the grizzled asains that are in the game and this guy is still blatantly flirting with me. during the first few hands he asks me when i'm leaving and telling me his hours and asking me when i'll be back. by about the seventh hand i think the guy next to me is stretching out way too far under the table. a hand or two later i realize the dealer is trying to play footsie with me. i let him kick my foot for half a minute and withdraw it underneath me. while we're setting the next hand i notice him lean back and look to see where my foot is at to see if he can reach it. the other guys are playing aces and one guy gets 4 aces in back, then aces full in back and breaks the other two players, the game breaks, i say goodnight to the dealer, and b-line for the door.it was probably one of the most bizarre moments i've ever had at a casino and that's saying something.

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You are for sure top 5 in my favorite posters list.
hmmm. from strange to fave. what the heckle, i'll accept it as e-val and strut my way through the last 2 hours of work. if anyone asks why i'm so...ummm... so strutty, i'll just smile mysteriously and order them a round of waters.
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it sounds like you stayed at that table a little longer than i probably would have . . . a bunch of grizzled asians and gay guys just isn't my forte . . . never played chinese poker either

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him: you've been with a boy?me: a little bit, a time or two. (i hooked up w/ a boy one time who was more beautiful than any of your girlfriends :club: )
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Wow. That's just so interesting. Really. Someone hit on you and... ZOMG... it was a guy. Unbelievable.Mods, can we please create a NO ONE GIVES A S*** forum and move this thread to it?

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Wow. That's just so interesting. Really. Someone hit on you and... ZOMG... it was a guy. Unbelievable.Mods, can we please create a NO ONE GIVES A S*** forum and move this thread to it?
Bitter or jealous? :club:
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i just bought a new sailor hat and got my pea coat on (so you know i'm looking stupid as hell), the following conversation goes like this:
Also:1. FYP2. Dress gay, expect gay people to show interest.
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Bitter or jealous? :club:
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say neither. No one cares about a person getting flirted with in a casino. That was the crux of the story and nothing came of it, so it was in fact pointless.
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I remember one time, I was at this used car lot in New Jersey. I was dressed in my sharpest overalls and crisp white T-shirt and I was standing there with a hayseed and a pinch of Skoal in my mouth, counting out a stack of 100-dollar bills while I was humming a tune from "Deliverance" and this guy comes right up to me and starts chatting me up about cars and "what it would take to get me in a new car today," and making me feel all uncomfortable but sexy too because up until now, I had only had a donkey to get back and forth to work on. The conversation went like this:him: so what do you like to drive?me: Cows, sheep.him: besides that.me: donkeys.him: you like to go fast?me: not really.him: you like manual or automatic?me: mostly automatic.him: you like manual too?me: a littlehim: you've driven a manual?me: a little bit, a time or two. (i hooked up w/ a Chevy one time which was more beautiful than any of your Fords )him: which do you like more?me: mostly automatics.him: i like you.me: thank you.him: you're really smart, i like you.me: thank you, that's very kind.then we sit in SUPER uncomfortable silence for one minute.him: where do you live?me: North Cackalacky.him: alone?me: no.him: can i sell you a cartonight?me: naw, i got stuff to do tomorrow.him: can i have your phone number and credit score?me: i'll see you around here.Well, needless to say, I am NOT driving a new car today!!

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I remember one time, I was at this used car lot in New Jersey. I was dressed in my sharpest overalls and crisp white T-shirt and I was standing there with a hayseed and a pinch of Skoal in my mouth, counting out a stack of 100-dollar bills while I was humming a tune from "Deliverance" and this guy comes right up to me and starts chatting me up about cars and "what it would take to get me in a new car today," and making me feel all uncomfortable but sexy too because up until now, I had only had a donkey to get back and forth to work on. The conversation went like this:him: so what do you like to drive?me: Cows, sheep.him: besides that.me: donkeys.him: you like to go fast?me: not really.him: you like manual or automatic?me: mostly automatic.him: you like manual too?me: a littlehim: you've driven a manual?me: a little bit, a time or two. (i hooked up w/ a Chevy one time which was more beautiful than any of your Fords )him: which do you like more?me: mostly automatics.him: i like you.me: thank you.him: you're really smart, i like you.me: thank you, that's very kind.then we sit in SUPER uncomfortable silence for one minute.him: where do you live?me: North Cackalacky.him: alone?me: no.him: can i sell you a cartonight?me: naw, i got stuff to do tomorrow.him: can i have your phone number and credit score?me: i'll see you around here.Well, needless to say, I am NOT driving a new car today!!
Wow. I don't know whether to laugh or pray for you. And I'm not religious.
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him: you like boys too?me: a littlehim: you've been with a boy?me: a little bit, a time or two. (i hooked up w/ a boy one time who was more beautiful than any of your girlfriends :club: )
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