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I have always been partial to Jesse James, no matter what your last name is it kind of rolls of the tongue.As a side note, when my wife was pregnant with my youngest daughter I said if it was a boy I was going to name him Martin Luther........My last name is Klinge.....haha

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I've spent many years as a nurse in intensive care nurseries and I have seen lots of stupid, ridiculous names over the years.Do the kid a favor and give him a basic strong masculine name -- a name that suit him when he is an adult -- a name that won't get him teased by the other kids -- a name that sounds good wispered (or shouted) by a lover in bed. Don't forget to consider how it works with his last name and what his initials will be. Also avoid names that are sometimes used as substitute names for a penis or any private body part or function.I'm prone to names like:1. Sam (Samuel)2. Charlie (Charles)3. Max (Maxwell or Maximillian)Congratulations!

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Why not take an old school name like "Allen" and respell it with a poker twist Allin.Lawson Dakota - try that on fer size pardner.Good luck - wishing a healthy offspring to you and your wife

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Why not take an old school name like "Allen" and respell it with a poker twist Allin.Lawson Dakota - try that on fer size pardner.Good luck - wishing a healthy offspring to you and your wife
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1. Sam (Samuel) Sam I Am...I do not like green eggs and ham!!2. Charlie (Charles) Charlie Brown..3. Max (Maxwell or Maximillian) Maxwell House...Just had to pick at your names even though I do agree with the reasoning in your post..

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Allin RiverChase RiverObviously I cant use both names But you know some redneck somewheresure would. Would that not be a funny story if he actually played poker someday.

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name him Collin that way if he ever takes up poker he can trick ppl into showing him their whole cards by saying stupid **** like IM COLLIN but making it sound like IM CALLIN . :club: some goofball from home game does it and it game to mind

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name him Collin that way if he ever takes up poker he can trick ppl into showing him their whole cards by saying stupid **** like IM COLLIN but making it sound like IM CALLIN . :club: some goofball from home game does it and it game to mind
LMAO :D
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what ever you decide, get it down to a couple names.... then look at initials make sure nobody can make fun of those, then nicknames, make sure they are not gay. First and Second together. Don't do some funky speeling or give a guy a girls name etc. Then when you have it down to the final two call your friend is thge biggest jerk and made fun of everyone in highschool and see if he can make fun of the names, then pick the one he can't.

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i'm not saying you should tell us your whole name but you can't just pick a first name then a middle name. it's all one piece. such asLawrence Oliver LewisGeorge Alexander YoungAaron Samuel Stevensyou get the idea. yes I do feel like an eight year old right now.

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You look like good people...I tell ya what I'll do...I was kinda savin' this for my own first born boy, but here it is:are you ready?Eleven.See, when girls rate guys from one to ten, they'll refer to your son as, "he's an Eleven (out of ten)"See?It's a great name for a boy, or a girl!Also, it's the number of your favorite athlete's jersey!Oh, and if you weren't married? And it was the first born?I would recommend...Are you ready?Feck!Good name for a girl, or a boy....See, if you were just shacking up, and the baby was unplanned,then the two of you were feckless to get her pregnant....See, now that the baby is coming, you are no longer able to be feckless, hence, the name Feck!Not bad, eh?Oh, it's original, you heard it here for the first time....Yes, I invented it.... you're welcome!

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