Mr. Zimmerlin 13 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I like iceberg lettuce so much, I don't even consider buying other lettuces in the supermarket, NO MATTER THE COST. This in turn causes FINANCIAL STRESS. I like iceberg lettuce so much, it causes STRAIN in my relationships with my loved ones. I like iceberg lettuce so much, I rarely if ever get enough COMPLEX CARBOHYDRATES, leading to MINOR HEALTH PROBLEMS. I like iceberg lettuce so much, I would consider working on an iceberg lettuce farm, FOR FREE. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I like this topic so much, that I can BARELY BELIEVE that no one has commented on it yet. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,721 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I like manass so much I can hardly contain myself. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I like manass so much I can hardly contain myself.Hi, I'm Jon. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,721 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Hi, I'm Jon.I've heard about you. You've got an ass of marble. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I've heard about you. You've got an ass of marble.No. You've got it all wrong.I've got an ass full of marbles. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I like iceberg lettuce so much, I don’t even consider buying other lettuces in the supermarket, NO MATTER THE COST. This in turn causes FINANCIAL STRESS.I like iceberg lettuce so much, it causes STRAIN in my relationships with my loved ones.I like iceberg lettuce so much, I rarely if ever get enough COMPLEX CARBOHYDRATES, leading to MINOR HEALTH PROBLEMS.I like iceberg lettuce so much, I would consider working on an iceberg lettuce farm, FOR FREE.Move to Salinas, CA. They grow it all there. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 No. You've got it all wrong.I've got an ass full of marbles.Ooh, are they on a little string like giant pearls? Is the big one on and end or in the middle? Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Ooh, are they on a little string like giant pearls? Is the big one on and end or in the middle?No string. It keeps things a bit random. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,721 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 No. You've got it all wrong.I've got an ass full of marbles.Sorry, when I get aroused my mind just doesnt work right. You busy later? Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Zimmerlin 13 Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 Fun facts about iceberg lettuce:Iceberg lettuce is not a viable alternative to CHEMOTHERAPY. My wife learned that THE HARD WAY. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 go kill yourself, thats not even funny fuck off Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Fun facts about iceberg lettuce:Iceberg lettuce is not a viable alternative to CHEMOTHERAPY. My wife learned that THE HARD WAY.that made me choke on my eggs. thats hilarious.go kill yourself, thats not even funny fuck offor you could get a sense of humor. you know, one or the other. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Hello, Mr Zimmerlin. I also enjoy iceberg lettuce. Welcome to the forum. I thought this post was pretty fantastic, and I hope to see more in this style in the near future.Shake - I concur with all your comments in this thread. I have your back.LG Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Little known fact:A single head of Iceberg Lettuce and a can of Red Bull can power a typical automobile for a month. Unfortunately, most vehicles don't have an easy way of getting a whole head of iceberg lettuce into the fuel injection system, and it doesn't work if you shred it. Stupid engineers and their stupid anti-lettuce ways. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Romaine is the way to go. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Romaine is the way to go.How dare you sir. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 + =TOO SOON! TOO SOON! Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Let me get this straight......They served iceberg lettuce on the Titanic ? Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Let me get this straight......They served iceberg lettuce on the Titanic ?That would've been SOOOOO ironic! I think that should've been a whole sub-plot in the movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Let me get this straight......They served iceberg lettuce on the Titanic ?They did. But there wasn't enough to go around. Only the 1st class passengers got Iceberg. Everybody else got Romaine. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 They did. But there wasn't enough to go around. Only the 1st class passengers got Iceberg. Everybody else got Romaine.at some point they all got iceberg thoughyeah...that was lame... Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 at some point they all got iceberg thoughyeah...that was lame...I was trying to work something in along the same line... but I had nothing. Link to post Share on other sites
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