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...and get all wasted and stuff. This is the actual conversation which unfolded. No names have been changed, no details obscured. This is pure, unadulterated, pointless drivel at it's absolute finest.j l o c k 5000 (2:45:26 AM): I would like to inform youj l o c k 5000 (2:45:36 AM): That I am officially an internet celebrityWastyMcWasted (1:46:30 AM): Really? In what capacity?Auto Response from j l o c k 5000 (2:45:53 AM): I am away from my computer right now. j l o c k 5000 (2:45:58 AM): go to wikipediaj l o c k 5000 (2:46:03 AM): and search "cardwarfare"WastyMcWasted (1:47:12 AM): Don't think I won't!j l o c k 5000 (2:46:41 AM): seriouslyj l o c k 5000 (2:46:43 AM): do itj l o c k 5000 (2:46:55 AM): it was brought to my attention todayj l o c k 5000 (2:47:01 AM): by someone who wishes to go unnamedj l o c k 5000 (2:47:12 AM): but is easily the greatest thing I have ever laid my slanty eyes uponWastyMcWasted (1:47:55 AM): There is a very good chance I'll end up editing that. WastyMcWasted (1:47:56 AM): Harshly. j l o c k 5000 (2:47:23 AM): bahahahaWastyMcWasted (1:48:42 AM): I think I might pull some strings and get it changed to:WastyMcWasted (1:49:28 AM): "Cardwarfare should be considered extremely- I repeat EXTREMLY- Asian. Also, he's probably just about the biggest faggot on the planet. His nickname is Fagotron3000." j l o c k 5000 (2:49:08 AM): bahahahahWastyMcWasted (1:50:23 AM): Did you sever ties with "The Hideout" aka "Lame and Lamer Posting Factory" lately or something?j l o c k 5000 (2:49:55 AM): hahaha indeed i didj l o c k 5000 (2:49:58 AM): h/o i'll link youj l o c k 5000 (2:50:01 AM): it's hilariousWastyMcWasted (1:50:46 AM): Ship it it over here. WastyMcWasted (1:50:59 AM): I don't read internets anymore at all; I'm too busy watching every single episode of lost. j l o c k 5000 (2:50:35 AM): http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...t&p=1839229j l o c k 5000 (2:50:42 AM): thats the sick thread post with a link to the hideoutj l o c k 5000 (2:50:59 AM): there's some good stuff in the sick thread responding to it if you feel like digging through itj l o c k 5000 (2:51:05 AM): but most of the hilarity is in the hideoutWastyMcWasted (1:51:54 AM): I probably will... because I'm lazy, and now watching season 3 of lost on the internetj l o c k 5000 (2:51:29 AM): lolWastyMcWasted (1:53:07 AM): IT's actually kinda terrible. It's in English, but has Japanese subtitles. Except there are these flashbacks with these two Korean people, and the subtitles are in English, but with JAPANESE subtitles right on top, making the english subtitles completely illegible. And making me furiousj l o c k 5000 (2:52:45 AM): bahahahahahj l o c k 5000 (2:52:47 AM): that's awesomej l o c k 5000 (2:52:55 AM): i could probably read both at the same timej l o c k 5000 (2:52:58 AM): in both languagesj l o c k 5000 (2:53:20 AM): and absorb it all through Chink-mosisWastyMcWasted (1:54:34 AM): I'd have you read the Japanese translation of the Korean, and repeat it in English. I'm sure the syntax would be butchered so ****ing awesomely. j l o c k 5000 (2:54:06 AM): lolWastyMcWasted (1:55:05 AM): "Oh, you tell what? Who goes now, haha!" j l o c k 5000 (2:55:07 AM): hhahahahaj l o c k 5000 (2:56:43 AM): i get a sick sense of satisfaction from knowing that me leaving the hideout was the biggest deal in there in a very long time, bringing more viewers/posters in there than they've had in months.j l o c k 5000 (2:56:59 AM): fear my power whities. i are all powerful chinkWastyMcWasted (1:58:38 AM): I'm reading your post while trying to phoenetically translate South Korean to English using a little pocket dictionary. WastyMcWasted (2:00:23 AM): Ricker: "It wasn't the sick thread with their smug, know it all, I'm smarter than you humor."WastyMcWasted (2:00:32 AM): Well, Ricker, that's because we're all so much smarter than you... j l o c k 5000 (2:59:55 AM): hahahaj l o c k 5000 (3:00:16 AM): my new target is onlyme34645j l o c k 5000 (3:00:24 AM): god help that boy if he steps outside of the hideoutj l o c k 5000 (3:00:31 AM): or, excuse me...j l o c k 5000 (3:00:41 AM): // THE HIDEOUT \\!!3@##%^$12562456@$%^WastyMcWasted (2:01:24 AM): What does he do? I'll attempt to pwnihilate him sometime soon if I ever spend anymore time there. WastyMcWasted (2:01:26 AM): Hahaha.j l o c k 5000 (3:00:56 AM): lol he does nothingj l o c k 5000 (3:00:58 AM): that's the whole pointj l o c k 5000 (3:01:03 AM): hes completely uselessj l o c k 5000 (3:01:29 AM): basically, imagine if showstopper wrote 6 or 7 sentences instead of one fragment, but still carried the same message of nothing at allWastyMcWasted (2:02:43 AM): I knew people like that in highschool. Lots of attitude, but absolutely NOTHING to back it up, apart from smarminess or something. j l o c k 5000 (3:02:13 AM): yeahj l o c k 5000 (3:02:28 AM): i'd also like to point out, that my last post ever in the hideout contain the SeriousBusinessCatWastyMcWasted (2:03:11 AM): Usually easy to humiliate, especially over the internet, because everything they say is archived for posterityj l o c k 5000 (3:02:34 AM): which ****ing rulesWastyMcWasted (2:04:31 AM): Some of us will still be here, hanging out and enjoying ourselves in OUR ways, NOT YOURS. If that means reading and laughing at Pckt's being a pimp and getting eye****ed by every girl (students included) at school, then so be it. Sorry if it's not what you're used to. As to the other oldtimers that all of a sudden popped out of nowhere, I am sorry things may be different since your last appearance. Like I said, things change. We'd love it if you stuck around and shot the **** with us, but understand if you're done with this place.New crew - this place is our home now, do whatever you want here. That's the spirit of this thread and always has been. Let's keep that goingWastyMcWasted (2:04:41 AM): I... hate that person. I hate him alot...j l o c k 5000 (3:04:08 AM): BAHAHAHAHAHWastyMcWasted (2:05:54 AM): Hideout = Middle School SickThread = Highschool Army = WeirdArts Collegej l o c k 5000 (3:05:23 AM): hahahaj l o c k 5000 (3:05:28 AM): pretty muchj l o c k 5000 (3:07:58 AM): i love the swarm of randoms that can barging in after the dramaj l o c k 5000 (3:08:07 AM): ricker, dirty dutch, adam, the info guysWastyMcWasted (2:08:52 AM): I'm still on yesterday, 305 AMWastyMcWasted (2:09:06 AM): Haha, PactInfo2.. awesomej l o c k 5000 (3:08:35 AM): and earlier today, ivpro, vatche (?? no idea why) and DDIDMWastyMcWasted (2:09:37 AM): you've lost the essence of // THE HIDEOUT \\ if you think this is a competition of some sort. I dont care how many readers there are. I don't care how many posts there are. I don't give a **** about any of that crap as long as the people who DO read and post are having fun. Isn't THAT what // THE HIDEOUT \\ is all about?WastyMcWasted (2:09:41 AM): I.... want to murder him. j l o c k 5000 (3:09:07 AM): hahahahahahahahaj l o c k 5000 (3:09:10 AM): i love the slashesWastyMcWasted (2:09:51 AM): He types it like that! j l o c k 5000 (3:09:18 AM): hey manWastyMcWasted (2:09:56 AM): Colloquially!WastyMcWasted (2:10:02 AM): That's so hilarious!WastyMcWasted (2:10:05 AM): I can't stop exclaiming!j l o c k 5000 (3:09:31 AM): dont **** with the // THE HIDEOUT \\]['P-j l o c k 5000 (3:09:40 AM): bahahahahahWastyMcWasted (2:11:10 AM): We should start a thread, except only you and I are allowed, and we only post either Jack Handey Deep Thoughts, or snippets of AIM conversations. Nothing else. j l o c k 5000 (3:11:24 AM): It might force the internet to implode with extremely high volumes of awesomosityWastyMcWasted (2:13:45 AM): "So let me get this straight: This thread is just CW posting a 30 minute AIM conversation, and then- not 3 minutes later- Wang posting the SAME conversation? Just doing that a few times a week, and occassionally stealing jokes from Jack Handey?" Well, yes. "You're both retarded." (raising first in air) We RULE!j l o c k 5000 (3:13:22 AM): BAHAHAHAHAHAHAj l o c k 5000 (3:14:11 AM): "Wait, why is that thread locked, but Wang and CW are still posting in it??"j l o c k 5000 (3:14:34 AM): Keith: "They said they didn't want anyone disturbing the flow. I don't really know what that means."j l o c k 5000 (3:14:39 AM): "...."WastyMcWasted (2:16:20 AM): It would be really, really funny if Keith did that for us. If we kept it going for like 2 weeks or something, and he just deleted every other post made in there. People would be so confused, and Keith would just be like "what are you talking about shut up lets talk about soccer and wine"j l o c k 5000 (3:16:10 AM): I think that could be pulled offWastyMcWasted (2:17:25 AM): Too much work. But it might be worth just taking this conversation in it's entirety, posting it, and then each choosing a few Jack Handey quotes to post. j l o c k 5000 (3:17:14 AM): sounds like a goddamned planWastyMcWasted (2:18:25 AM): Before we do that, I want to make fun of that ONlyme386 guy a little moreWastyMcWasted (2:18:34 AM): "good point. guys like me are always watching other guys play pool with their girls and start flirting with the girl. maybe that was my plan all along?"WastyMcWasted (2:18:50 AM): "Pool is good, i love pool. I used to be a shark, but not so much anymore. Playing at the bar with a girl you dont know very well is so good, you always have a reason for a break in convo (to shoot). always something to talk about (the game) if things get bad. and if **** hits the fan, you're already at the bar so you dont even have to go anywhere to get drunk and try to forget about her"j l o c k 5000 (3:18:17 AM): i made a really bad pun in there in one of my final posts that went unnoticedj l o c k 5000 (3:18:43 AM): i forget what i said exactly, but it was something like, "you want to save this place? Go right ahead, ONLYYOU can save the hideout from sucking."WastyMcWasted (2:19:21 AM): That guy is such a sack. "Guys like me..." You mean guys with active imaginations, and no social life?j l o c k 5000 (3:18:53 AM): bahhahahaWastyMcWasted (2:20:25 AM): I just love the idea of this guy picking up my date at a bar while I'm shooting pool. j l o c k 5000 (3:20:03 AM): LOLj l o c k 5000 (3:20:25 AM): Check that, I think I don't think the "onlyyou" line made the final cut of the postWastyMcWasted (2:21:51 AM): OnlyMe: "(whispering to my date)Wang: (loudly) "Hey! Hey buddy? I'll let you take her home if you can spell the word rendezvous. And she'll give you a blowjob on the table if you can use the word 'syntax'- in the proper context- in a sentence."WastyMcWasted (2:22:58 AM): It's a win-win. If he gets it right, and my date sucks him off- well, she's probably easy. And when he inevitably screws it up, everyone there will laugh at him, and he'll make up a story about it the next day and say he beat me up. j l o c k 5000 (3:23:14 AM): yeah, he seems to be good, and by good i mean bad, at twisting things around in an attempt to make his opposition sound stupidWastyMcWasted (2:24:59 AM): Yeah, he's the kind of guy I would absolutely love to get into an argument with. Just systematically dismantle him, and refuse to let him off. "No! I won't quit arguing until you tell me that I'm smarter than you, and that you were completely wrong. And it can't be insincere."j l o c k 5000 (3:25:19 AM): "I'm serious. Don't make me make you cry."WastyMcWasted (2:26:54 AM): Okay, start a thread. Call it ShimmeringWarfare or something retarded like that, and then just post this conversation, and then I'll post mine, and then I think I'll find that JackHandey joke about Flippy/Hambonej l o c k 5000 (3:26:59 AM): Ok, you need to call yours some sort of inverse of mine though. So if I use CardWang, you need to use ShimmeringWarfare, etcWastyMcWasted (2:27:51 AM): No no, we're posting them in the same thread.WastyMcWasted (2:28:04 AM): Just one after another. j l o c k 5000 (3:27:28 AM): oh, I thought we were going for pointless pollutionj l o c k 5000 (3:27:35 AM): ok that's good tooWastyMcWasted (2:28:17 AM): No, just one absurd thread. j l o c k 5000 (3:27:47 AM): Alright. Stand by.WastyMcWasted (2:28:39 AM): Faggotron3000 out

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j l o c k 5000 (2:45:20 AM): I would like to inform youj l o c k 5000 (2:45:30 AM): That I am officially an internet celebrityWastyMcWasted (2:45:48 AM): Really? In what capacity?Auto Response from j l o c k 5000 (2:45:48 AM): I am away from my computer right now. j l o c k 5000 (2:45:52 AM): go to wikipediaj l o c k 5000 (2:45:57 AM): and search "cardwarfare"WastyMcWasted (2:46:29 AM): Don't think I won't!j l o c k 5000 (2:46:36 AM): seriouslyj l o c k 5000 (2:46:37 AM): do itj l o c k 5000 (2:46:50 AM): it was brought to my attention todayj l o c k 5000 (2:46:55 AM): by someone who wishes to go unnamedj l o c k 5000 (2:47:07 AM): but is easily the greatest thing I have ever laid my slanty eyes uponWastyMcWasted (2:47:12 AM): There is a very good chance I'll end up editing that. WastyMcWasted (2:47:13 AM): Harshly. j l o c k 5000 (2:47:18 AM): bahahahaWastyMcWasted (2:47:59 AM): I think I might pull some strings and get it changed to:WastyMcWasted (2:48:45 AM): "Cardwarfare should be considered extremely- I repeat EXTREMLY- Asian. Also, he's probably just about the biggest faggot on the planet. His nickname is Fagotron3000." j l o c k 5000 (2:49:03 AM): bahahahahWastyMcWasted (2:49:40 AM): Did you sever ties with "The Hideout" aka "Lame and Lamer Posting Factory" lately or something?j l o c k 5000 (2:49:49 AM): hahaha indeed i didj l o c k 5000 (2:49:53 AM): h/o i'll link youj l o c k 5000 (2:49:55 AM): it's hilariousWastyMcWasted (2:50:03 AM): Ship it it over here. WastyMcWasted (2:50:16 AM): I don't read internets anymore at all; I'm too busy watching every single episode of lost. j l o c k 5000 (2:50:30 AM): http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...t&p=1839229j l o c k 5000 (2:50:37 AM): thats the sick thread post with a link to the hideoutj l o c k 5000 (2:50:53 AM): there's some good stuff in the sick thread responding to it if you feel like digging through itj l o c k 5000 (2:50:59 AM): but most of the hilarity is in the hideoutWastyMcWasted (2:51:11 AM): I probably will... because I'm lazy, and now watching season 3 of lost on the internetj l o c k 5000 (2:51:24 AM): lolWastyMcWasted (2:52:25 AM): IT's actually kinda terrible. It's in English, but has Japanese subtitles. Except there are these flashbacks with these two Korean people, and the subtitles are in English, but with JAPANESE subtitles right on top, making the english subtitles completely illegible. And making me furiousj l o c k 5000 (2:52:39 AM): bahahahahahj l o c k 5000 (2:52:42 AM): that's awesomej l o c k 5000 (2:52:49 AM): i could probably read both at the same timej l o c k 5000 (2:52:52 AM): in both languagesj l o c k 5000 (2:53:15 AM): and absorb it all through Chink-mosisWastyMcWasted (2:53:51 AM): I'd have you read the Japanese translation of the Korean, and repeat it in English. I'm sure the syntax would be butchered so ****ing awesomely. j l o c k 5000 (2:54:01 AM): lolWastyMcWasted (2:54:22 AM): "Oh, you tell what? Who goes now, haha!" j l o c k 5000 (2:55:01 AM): hhahahahaj l o c k 5000 (2:56:37 AM): i get a sick sense of satisfaction from knowing that me leaving the hideout was the biggest deal in there in a very long time, bringing more viewers/posters in there than they've had in months.j l o c k 5000 (2:56:53 AM): fear my power whities. i are all powerful chinkWastyMcWasted (2:57:55 AM): I'm reading your post while trying to phoenetically translate South Korean to English using a little pocket dictionary. WastyMcWasted (2:59:40 AM): Ricker: "It wasn't the sick thread with their smug, know it all, I'm smarter than you humor."WastyMcWasted (2:59:49 AM): Well, Ricker, that's because we're all so much smarter than you... j l o c k 5000 (2:59:49 AM): hahahaj l o c k 5000 (3:00:10 AM): my new target is onlyme34645j l o c k 5000 (3:00:18 AM): god help that boy if he steps outside of the hideoutj l o c k 5000 (3:00:25 AM): or, excuse me...j l o c k 5000 (3:00:36 AM): // THE HIDEOUT \\!!3@##%^$12562456@$%^WastyMcWasted (3:00:41 AM): What does he do? I'll attempt to pwnihilate him sometime soon if I ever spend anymore time there. WastyMcWasted (3:00:43 AM): Hahaha.j l o c k 5000 (3:00:50 AM): lol he does nothingj l o c k 5000 (3:00:53 AM): that's the whole pointj l o c k 5000 (3:00:57 AM): hes completely uselessj l o c k 5000 (3:01:24 AM): basically, imagine if showstopper wrote 6 or 7 sentences instead of one fragment, but still carried the same message of nothing at allWastyMcWasted (3:02:00 AM): I knew people like that in highschool. Lots of attitude, but absolutely NOTHING to back it up, apart from smarminess or something. j l o c k 5000 (3:02:08 AM): yeahj l o c k 5000 (3:02:23 AM): i'd also like to point out, that my last post ever in the hideout contain the SeriousBusinessCatWastyMcWasted (3:02:28 AM): Usually easy to humiliate, especially over the internet, because everything they say is archived for posterityj l o c k 5000 (3:02:29 AM): which ****ing rulesWastyMcWasted (3:03:48 AM): Some of us will still be here, hanging out and enjoying ourselves in OUR ways, NOT YOURS. If that means reading and laughing at Pckt's being a pimp and getting eye****ed by every girl (students included) at school, then so be it. Sorry if it's not what you're used to. As to the other oldtimers that all of a sudden popped out of nowhere, I am sorry things may be different since your last appearance. Like I said, things change. We'd love it if you stuck around and shot the **** with us, but understand if you're done with this place.New crew - this place is our home now, do whatever you want here. That's the spirit of this thread and always has been. Let's keep that goingWastyMcWasted (3:03:58 AM): I... hate that person. I hate him alot...j l o c k 5000 (3:04:03 AM): BAHAHAHAHAHWastyMcWasted (3:05:11 AM): Hideout = Middle School SickThread = Highschool Army = WeirdArts Collegej l o c k 5000 (3:05:18 AM): hahahaj l o c k 5000 (3:05:23 AM): pretty muchWastyMcWasted (3:08:09 AM): I'm still on yesterday, 305 AMWastyMcWasted (3:08:23 AM): Haha, PactInfo2.. awesomej l o c k 5000 (3:08:30 AM): and earlier today, ivpro, vatche (?? no idea why) and DDIDMWastyMcWasted (3:08:54 AM): you've lost the essence of // THE HIDEOUT \\ if you think this is a competition of some sort. I dont care how many readers there are. I don't care how many posts there are. I don't give a **** about any of that crap as long as the people who DO read and post are having fun. Isn't THAT what // THE HIDEOUT \\ is all about?WastyMcWasted (3:08:58 AM): I.... want to murder him. j l o c k 5000 (3:09:02 AM): hahahahahahahahaj l o c k 5000 (3:09:05 AM): i love the slashesWastyMcWasted (3:09:09 AM): He types it like that! j l o c k 5000 (3:09:12 AM): hey manWastyMcWasted (3:09:13 AM): Colloquially!WastyMcWasted (3:09:19 AM): That's so hilarious!WastyMcWasted (3:09:22 AM): I can't stop exclaiming!j l o c k 5000 (3:09:25 AM): dont **** with the // THE HIDEOUT \\]['P-j l o c k 5000 (3:09:35 AM): bahahahahahWastyMcWasted (3:10:27 AM): We should start a thread, except only you and I are allowed, and we only post either Jack Handey Deep Thoughts, or snippets of AIM conversations. Nothing else. j l o c k 5000 (3:11:19 AM): It might force the internet to implode with extremely high volumes of awesomosityWastyMcWasted (3:13:02 AM): "So let me get this straight: This thread is just CW posting a 30 minute AIM conversation, and then- not 3 minutes later- Wang posting the SAME conversation? Just doing that a few times a week, and occassionally stealing jokes from Jack Handey?" Well, yes. "You're both retarded." (raising first in air) We RULE!j l o c k 5000 (3:13:17 AM): BAHAHAHAHAHAHAj l o c k 5000 (3:14:06 AM): "Wait, why is that thread locked, but Wang and CW are still posting in it??"j l o c k 5000 (3:14:29 AM): Keith: "They said they didn't want anyone disturbing the flow. I don't really know what that means."j l o c k 5000 (3:14:34 AM): "...."WastyMcWasted (3:15:37 AM): It would be really, really funny if Keith did that for us. If we kept it going for like 2 weeks or something, and he just deleted every other post made in there. People would be so confused, and Keith would just be like "what are you talking about shut up lets talk about soccer and wine"j l o c k 5000 (3:16:05 AM): I think that could be pulled offWastyMcWasted (3:16:42 AM): Too much work. But it might be worth just taking this conversation in it's entirety, posting it, and then each choosing a few Jack Handey quotes to post. j l o c k 5000 (3:17:08 AM): sounds like a goddamned plan WastyMcWasted (3:17:42 AM): Before we do that, I want to make fun of that ONlyme386 guy a little moreWastyMcWasted (3:17:52 AM): "good point. guys like me are always watching other guys play pool with their girls and start flirting with the girl. maybe that was my plan all along?"WastyMcWasted (3:18:07 AM): "Pool is good, i love pool. I used to be a shark, but not so much anymore. Playing at the bar with a girl you dont know very well is so good, you always have a reason for a break in convo (to shoot). always something to talk about (the game) if things get bad. and if **** hits the fan, you're already at the bar so you dont even have to go anywhere to get drunk and try to forget about her"j l o c k 5000 (3:18:12 AM): i made a really bad pun in there in one of my final posts that went unnoticedj l o c k 5000 (3:18:38 AM): i forget what i said exactly, but it was something like, "you want to save this place? Go right ahead, ONLYYOU can save the hideout from sucking."WastyMcWasted (3:18:39 AM): That guy is such a sack. "Guys like me..." You mean guys with active imaginations, and no social life?j l o c k 5000 (3:18:48 AM): bahhahahaWastyMcWasted (3:19:42 AM): I just love the idea of this guy picking up my date at a bar while I'm shooting pool. j l o c k 5000 (3:19:57 AM): LOLj l o c k 5000 (3:20:20 AM): Check that, I think I don't think the "onlyyou" line made the final cut of the postWastyMcWasted (3:21:08 AM): OnlyMe: "(whispering to my date)Wang: (loudly) "Hey! Hey buddy? I'll let you take her home if you can spell the word rendezvous. And she'll give you a blowjob on the table if you can use the word 'syntax'- in the proper context- in a sentence."WastyMcWasted (3:22:15 AM): It's a win-win. If he gets it right, and my date sucks him off- well, she's probably easy. And when he inevitably screws it up, everyone there will laugh at him, and he'll make up a story about it the next day and say he beat me up. j l o c k 5000 (3:23:09 AM): yeah, he seems to be good, and by good i mean bad, at twisting things around in an attempt to make his opposition sound stupidWastyMcWasted (3:24:16 AM): Yeah, he's the kind of guy I would absolutely love to get into an argument with. Just systematically dismantle him, and refuse to let him off. "No! I won't quit arguing until you tell me that I'm smarter than you, and that you were completely wrong. And it can't be insincere."j l o c k 5000 (3:25:14 AM): "I'm serious. Don't make me make you cry."WastyMcWasted (3:26:11 AM): Okay, start a thread. Call it ShimmeringWarfare or something retarded like that, and then just post this conversation, and then I'll post mine, and then I think I'll find that JackHandey joke about Flippy/Hambonej l o c k 5000 (3:26:54 AM): Ok, you need to call yours some sort of inverse of mine though. So if I use CardWang, you need to use ShimmeringWarfare, etcWastyMcWasted (3:27:08 AM): No no, we're posting them in the same thread.WastyMcWasted (3:27:21 AM): Just one after another. j l o c k 5000 (3:27:23 AM): oh, I thought we were going for pointless pollutionj l o c k 5000 (3:27:29 AM): ok that's good tooWastyMcWasted (3:27:34 AM): No, just one absurd thread. j l o c k 5000 (3:27:42 AM): Alright. Stand by.WastyMcWasted (3:27:56 AM): Faggotron3000 outWang

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"At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill." -J.H.

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"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see." -J.H.

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When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

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man, i just went to the official deep thoughts website and found out that jack handey is a real person. i always thought jack handey was jim downey.

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j l o c k 5000 (2:52:55 AM): i could probably read both at the same timej l o c k 5000 (2:52:58 AM): in both languagesj l o c k 5000 (2:53:20 AM): and absorb it all through Chink-mosisCan I use that ?

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WastyMcWasted (2:59:40 AM): Ricker: "It wasn't the sick thread with their smug, know it all, I'm smarter than you humor."WastyMcWasted (2:59:49 AM): Well, Ricker, that's because we're all so much smarter than you... j l o c k 5000 (2:59:49 AM): hahaha
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I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.

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  • 11 months later...

It's sad that entire families can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

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