Ouch-8s 4 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 I think you should've sold your pocketwatch to buy her combs for her beautiful hair. Ironically, she will have cut her hair to buy you a watch chain.O, Cobalt... Link to post Share on other sites
JesseW316 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 now that's a great gift. i've been thinking about this today, and my plan is to tell her that for my birthday (coming up in six weeks) she should give me something that she likes that she wants me to enjoy, and it will only be fair. i don't see how she can get upset, if she wants to get me a gym membership and i'll go workout with her rather than doing situps and pushups at home or something like that.Please be joking. If not, thank you for being the kind of guy that makes being me easy.Don't even mention that you're birthday is coming up, it's not a good idea. Not even if you think it is so that you can tell her to do something for herself. You are better off never bringing up anything that might remind her of this anniversary debacle. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 You aren't very good at figuring worst case scenarios.I had a boyfriend once who told me on my birthday that I could go shopping for whatever I want and he would pay me back. I thought that was a lousy gift. He says he got the idea from me when for his birthday I laid down naked on our bed and said he could do whatever he wants.ron mexico sexual identity crisis account #1. Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 HelloI don't really agree with the notion that women have the power because they have the "*****." I want what men have as much as they want what I have. Sure, a vibrator can feel really good, but it's definitely not the same. Gift-giving shouldn't be about sex, except when sex is the gift.I was only halfway joking about my gift to him. I did do that for him, but his real gift was tickets to a Miami Heat game. That other gift is something I'd do for him any night. Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 ron mexico sexual identity crisis account #1.What? Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 fianlly someone who knows what they are talking about it's not like that at all. my thinking is i like poker and i'm a hellmuth fan; she has enjoyed poker at times, watches me play a lot, gives me encouragement. when stars banned my chat for 6 months i thought about quitting, but she gave me support to continue. i thought we could share poker rather than it being a problem between us.You three (guy that prof quoted) should get together for a "Poker Drink" party followed by a clusterbuttfuck. It could be magical. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 now that's a great gift. i've been thinking about this today, and my plan is to tell her that for my birthday (coming up in six weeks) she should give me something that she likes that she wants me to enjoy, and it will only be fair. i don't see how she can get upset, if she wants to get me a gym membership and i'll go workout with her rather than doing situps and pushups at home or something like that.Each post you make puts me a little closer to thinking this whole thing is a joke, but I've known people this clueless, so I'll give you the benefit of a doubt.When you buy a gift for a female, it has to have one or more of the following properties:1) Ridiculously expensive for no reason2) Something you know she always wants but is unlikely to get for herself3) Something very romantic4) Something that is a reflection of the importance of your relationshipYou failed on all these counts, and are getting no closer. The reason your new solution won't work is because most people don't like being selfish as a gift, so you would now be adding another layer of unpleasantness to her life.Your choices at this point are:1) give up on the relationship (and possibly all relationships) because you don't understand womenor2) buy her something really thoughtful and expensive and apologize and prove you know why your gift was horrid. Keep groveling for the next month or so. You do know why your gift was horrid, right? If not, well....... um, you may want to ask her and listen to her answer. It was a selfish gift, all about you, and nothing to do with her interests or your relationship.You can try the "ignore it and hope it goes away" theory, but that leads to #1 in the long run, so I don't recommend it. Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 You aren't very good at figuring worst case scenarios.I had a boyfriend once who told me on my birthday that I could go shopping for whatever I want and he would pay me back. I thought that was a lousy gift. He says he got the idea from me when for his birthday I laid down naked on our bed and said he could do whatever he wants.Welcome to the forum! Link to post Share on other sites
farmist 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 You aren't very good at figuring worst case scenarios.I had a boyfriend once who told me on my birthday that I could go shopping for whatever I want and he would pay me back. I thought that was a lousy gift. He says he got the idea from me when for his birthday I laid down naked on our bed and said he could do whatever he wants.How you doing? Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Wow you guys are ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites
JesseW316 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Wow you guys are ridiculous.hi Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Wow you guys are ridiculous.You're cute... Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 You're cute...Well in that case... Link to post Share on other sites
HermanKahn 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 if she wants to get me a gym membership and i'll go workout with her rather than doing situps and pushups at home or something like that.YES!! Better yet, buy yourself a gym membership and split-train four days a week. Not making her put up with looking at your degenerate poker-playing carcass anymore is a gift in itself. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 What?Ron Mexico. Surely you've heard of him, being from Florida and all. He's a pretty big deal around here.(kidding ronmex. I think it's you too.) Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Ron Mexico. Surely you've heard of him, being from Florida and all. He's a pretty big deal around here.Is he one of the young poker studs around here? Like JC or bk?Where in Florida is he? Maybe he can give me some personal poker lessons, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Is he one of the young poker studs around here? Like JC or bk?Where in Florida is he? Maybe he can give me some personal poker lessons, lol.If you have a little brother, he might take you up on that offer... Link to post Share on other sites
gmanshade 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 Is he one of the young poker studs around here? Like JC or bk?Where in Florida is he? Maybe he can give me some personal poker lessons, lol. I'd be willing to do that. Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 I'd be willing to do that.Find someone else to peddle your poker drink to. Link to post Share on other sites
mx957 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Find someone else to peddle your poker drink to.pwned! Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Find someone else to peddle your poker drink to.1. How great is this newbie?!2. How much greater would it be if this was gmanshade's girlfriend?!! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Is he one of the young poker studs around here? Like JC or bk?Where in Florida is he? Maybe he can give me some personal poker lessons, lol.HAHAHAHAAA!!! No offfense ron, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
JesseW316 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Is he one of the young poker studs around here? Like JC or bk?Where in Florida is he? Maybe he can give me some personal poker lessons, lol.lolFind someone else to peddle your poker drink to.You are awesome, welcome to FCP. Link to post Share on other sites
Scanner313 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 When I was 8yrs old, I bought my mom the Mega Man video game for the Atari 2600 on her birthday. live and learnWhen I was about 12 I couldnt' think of what to get my mom for Christmas so I asked my dad. He said she needed a new iron as the one she had spit water and stuff and burned her hand. So I got her one and holy shnike! You should have seen her reaction Christmas day when she opened it. I don't know if my dad thought it would be funny, or just honestly figured she wouldn't mind it as she needed one. Regardless, I don't think it was ever mentioned that my dad was the one behind it. He dodged a huge bullet on that one. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 I think you should've sold your pocketwatch to buy her combs for her beautiful hair. Ironically, she will have cut her hair to buy you a watch chain.I may have to go down to Auburn, find where you live, and give you a beej for this. Link to post Share on other sites
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