Important Heads Up Question

[Naismith 0]

Hypothetically, if you're playing someone heads up on Full Tilt (let's call this person Greta92), and they call you down on a bluff with a mediocre hand (let's say they have 98 on a board of 9JA23 with three diamonds after you raised and played it aggressively) and they talk trash to you, laughing and saying, "owned, haha!"......this is all hypothetical, remember......and you decide you are going to bust them when they're drawing dead and you get it all in with 55 on a board of 7526 and Greta has K7 off and that all in is for a very big pot, strategically, how do you taunt that person?

[Jordan 1]

sit out, ainec.- Jordan

[Acid_Knight 2]

Which pot was bigger, the one they lost or the one that you "hypothetically" did?

[mtdesmoines 3]

sit out, ainec.- Jordan

I gotta admit, I'm trying to crawl inside the computer when someone sits out on me.

[Naismith 0]

Which pot was bigger, the one they lost or the one that you "hypothetically" did?

Hypothetically, I would've won back all the money I lost that hand and all the money this person started with.

[rdtedm 0]

"It was truly an honor playing with you and I feel you have, with your outstanding play, helped not only my poker intuition, but also my bankroll. I thank you very much."

[donk4life 34]

"It was truly an honor playing with you and I feel you have, with your outstanding play, helped not only my poker intuition, but also my bankroll. I thank you very much."

Style and grace right there..Me, I'd try to destroy his self esteem...

[Acid_Knight 2]

Style and grace right there..Me, I'd try to destroy his self esteem...

And I'd find out where he lives and have sex with his wife/girlfriend.Nothing says "In your fuccking face motherfuccker" like sleeping with someone's wife or girlfriend after you already took their money.

[Naismith 0]

Not that the results matter -- it's the process, don't be results-oriented -- but here's what I did:He was left with 12 dollars. He went all in the next hand. I called with 10s-3s. He had Qd2h. His hand held up. I sat out."Wow, great job. You trapped me there. I didn't think you had it. I never put you on the queen. Good game."And then I left.

[Acid_Knight 2]

The definition of a calling station: One who calls an all-in wager with T3 soooooooooooooooted.

[No_Neck 0]

depends on the stakes, but I like "Thanks for the Ipod" then sit out. Someone in general posted it.

[Lavitz 0]

I think it's better to just change your avatars emotion to "happy" or "confused" on FTP. Everytime I stack a trash talker I usually change my poodle's emotion to happy and I can just picture them sitting behind their computer screen steaming that a poodle just owned them. It's even better if its HU. Here is a good example. Notice our stack sizes when I first bought in.FullTiltPoker Game #2152754181: Table Hulk (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:15:21 ET - 2007/04/06Seat 1: sirdonkalot ($332.20)Seat 2: cudd517 ($99)cudd517 posts the small blind of $0.50sirdonkalot posts the big blind of $1The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to cudd517 [6h 2s]cudd517 foldsUncalled bet of $0.50 returned to sirdonkalotsirdonkalot muckssirdonkalot wins the pot ($1)sirdonkalot: u realize that im going to stack u off at least 2x right?*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $1 | Rake $0Seat 1: sirdonkalot (big blind) collected ($1), muckedSeat 2: cudd517 (small blind) folded before the FlopSome further trash talking at various points during our match (I did not respond):sirdonkalot: bro STOP FCUKING RELOADING TO 100 u have NO CHANCE all ur doing is going to loose more that waysirdonkalot: stop raising \ur button u SUCKsirdonkalot: im level 10 of poker thinking ur on 2sirdonkalot: pwnedsirdonkalot: ur the biggest fcuking calling station ive ever seen if i can get a hand ur done (after I called his 3 barrel bluff down with 2nd pair)Then the conclusion of our session:FullTiltPoker Game #2152937387: Table Hulk (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:42:06 ET - 2007/04/06Seat 1: sirdonkalot ($184.05)Seat 2: cudd517 ($248.70)cudd517 posts the small blind of $0.50sirdonkalot posts the big blind of $1The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to cudd517 [2c 2h]cudd517 raises to $3sirdonkalot raises to $13cudd517 calls $10*** FLOP *** [Ts 9d 2d]sirdonkalot bets $16cudd517 calls $16*** TURN *** [Ts 9d 2d] [4d]sirdonkalot checkscudd517 bets $41sirdonkalot calls $41*** RIVER *** [Ts 9d 2d 4d] [3h]sirdonkalot bets $114.05, and is all incudd517 calls $114.05*** SHOW DOWN ***sirdonkalot shows [4c 3d] (two pair, Fours and Threes)cudd517 shows [2c 2h] (three of a kind, Twos)cudd517 wins the pot ($367.60) with three of a kind, Twossirdonkalot is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $368.10 | Rake $0.50Board: [Ts 9d 2d 4d 3h]Seat 1: sirdonkalot (big blind) showed [4c 3d] and lost with two pair, Fours and ThreesSeat 2: cudd517 (small blind) showed [2c 2h] and won ($367.60) with three of a kind, Twoscudd517 is feeling happy.

[Jordan 1]

I think it's better to just change your avatars emotion to "happy" or "confused" on FTP. Everytime I stack a trash talker I usually change my poodle's emotion to happy and I can just picture them sitting behind their computer screen steaming that a poodle just owned them. It's even better if its HU. Here is a good example. Notice our stack sizes when I first bought in.FullTiltPoker Game #2152754181: Table Hulk (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:15:21 ET - 2007/04/06Seat 1: sirdonkalot ($332.20)Seat 2: cudd517 ($99)cudd517 posts the small blind of $0.50sirdonkalot posts the big blind of $1The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to cudd517 [6h 2s]cudd517 foldsUncalled bet of $0.50 returned to sirdonkalotsirdonkalot muckssirdonkalot wins the pot ($1)sirdonkalot: u realize that im going to stack u off at least 2x right?*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $1 | Rake $0Seat 1: sirdonkalot (big blind) collected ($1), muckedSeat 2: cudd517 (small blind) folded before the FlopSome further trash talking at various points during our match (I did not respond):sirdonkalot: bro STOP FCUKING RELOADING TO 100 u have NO CHANCE all ur doing is going to loose more that waysirdonkalot: stop raising \ur button u SUCKsirdonkalot: im level 10 of poker thinking ur on 2sirdonkalot: pwnedsirdonkalot: ur the biggest fcuking calling station ive ever seen if i can get a hand ur done (after I called his 3 barrel bluff down with 2nd pair)Then the conclusion of our session:FullTiltPoker Game #2152937387: Table Hulk (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:42:06 ET - 2007/04/06Seat 1: sirdonkalot ($184.05)Seat 2: cudd517 ($248.70)cudd517 posts the small blind of $0.50sirdonkalot posts the big blind of $1The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to cudd517 [2c 2h]cudd517 raises to $3sirdonkalot raises to $13cudd517 calls $10*** FLOP *** [Ts 9d 2d]sirdonkalot bets $16cudd517 calls $16*** TURN *** [Ts 9d 2d] [4d]sirdonkalot checkscudd517 bets $41sirdonkalot calls $41*** RIVER *** [Ts 9d 2d 4d] [3h]sirdonkalot bets $114.05, and is all incudd517 calls $114.05*** SHOW DOWN ***sirdonkalot shows [4c 3d] (two pair, Fours and Threes)cudd517 shows [2c 2h] (three of a kind, Twos)cudd517 wins the pot ($367.60) with three of a kind, Twossirdonkalot is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $368.10 | Rake $0.50Board: [Ts 9d 2d 4d 3h]Seat 1: sirdonkalot (big blind) showed [4c 3d] and lost with two pair, Fours and ThreesSeat 2: cudd517 (small blind) showed [2c 2h] and won ($367.60) with three of a kind, Twoscudd517 is feeling happy.

elllllllllllllseriously i'd be on FTP in a milisecond if I could get rakeback there.I'm so tilted cause they won't give me any.I took my roll from $200 to 6.5k playing 50nl and 100nl hu cash games and it was so sweet. I obv had rakeback then, on a currently closed site to americans..and it just is lame that i can't get rakeback on ftp.blahaofihawef- Jordan

[Zach6668 513]

Uh... start a new account?Use a different deposit method.

[Pot Odds RAC 23]

Not that the results matter -- it's the process, don't be results-oriented -- but here's what I did:He was left with 12 dollars. He went all in the next hand. I called with 10s-3s. He had Qd2h. His hand held up. I sat out."Wow, great job. You trapped me there. I didn't think you had it. I never put you on the queen. Good game."And then I left.

$12?...ummm......no offense, but that isn't "in your face" money. You have to move up in levels before you can really start talking trash. Otherwise it is just "I took your lunch money punk"

[Naismith 0]

$12?...ummm......no offense, but that isn't "in your face" money. You have to move up in levels before you can really start talking trash. Otherwise it is just "I took your lunch money punk"

I think you misread it. :)12 dollars is what he was left with after I cleaned him out.

[No_Neck 0]

I think you misread it. :)12 dollars is what he was left with after I cleaned him out.

Thanks for the Wendys, LOL

[cMcMonkey 0]

Little late to the party but how about:"This is where you're supposed to yell about me being a lucky SOB, beat your wife and drink too much to protect your fragile ego and justify making another large deposit that you'll just blow again thus the cycle repeats...."OR"This is great, now I can get your old lady the vibrator she's been begging me to get her for when I'm not around"OR"Really I'm doing you a favor, this way you won't blow it on blow and male hookers"

[KramitDaToad 0]

"That was fun. I've never played this game before. Wanna play some more?"