Drinking Songs...

[MSR 0]

Piano Man is the greatest drinking song of all time.

[speedz99 145]

We'll drink a drink a drinkTo Lily the Pink the Pink the PinkThe saviour of the human raceFor she invented medicinal compoundMost efficacious in every case.

[mk 11]

i'm really glad no one has mentioned american pie.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

i'm really glad no one has mentioned american pie.

Did somebody say American Pie?

A long, long time ago…I can still rememberHow this thread used to make me smileAnd I knew if I had my chanceThat I could make those people laughAnd, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.But February made me shiverWith every bad joke I’d deliverThe one thing I feared mostI couldn’t make one more post.I can’t remember if I triedTo keep it from being tossed aside,But something touched me deep insideThe day the Chateau died.So hex, hex, the Chateau De SexeNo more boasting ‘bout our posting,‘Cause our posting is wrecked.And them sickie boys were talkin’ boobs, sports, and beerSingin’, “this’ll be the day that we feared”“This’ll be the day that we feared.”Did you start the super thread,And can you revive it from the dead,If our turd will make it so?Do you believe in being bold, Can posting save your online soul,And can you keep this from being so slow? Well, I know that you’re in love with this‘cause I saw you reading what you missed.And you clicked on those quotes.Man, I dig those catch-up notes.I was a lonely teenage postin’ fuck.With a Jew named speedz and a flowered duck.But I knew I was out of luckThe day the Chateau died.I started singin’,hex, hex, the Chateau De SexeNo more boasting ‘bout our posting,‘Cause our posting is wrecked.And them sickie boys were talkin’ boobs, sports, and beerSingin’, “this’ll be the day that we feared”“This’ll be the day that we feared.”Now for ten days we’ve been on our ownAnd jokes grow stale without our home,But that’s not how it used to be.When the sickies joked for the Mex and beans,In a thread they nurtured from their dreams,And a style that came from you and me,Oh, and while our turd was out of town,The sickies burned the whole thing down.The Chateau was destroyed;No goodbye was enjoyed.And while Wang left for a job offline,The sickies posting fell behind,And we all had to fill the time,The day the Chateau died.We were singing,hex, hex, the Chateau De SexeNo more boasting ‘bout our posting,‘Cause our posting is wrecked.And them sickie boys were talkin’ boobs, sports, and beerSingin’, “this’ll be the day that we feared”“This’ll be the day that we feared.”Hurry scurry in the winter flurryThe boys went off and began to worry,Ten days gone and passing fast.It landed deep inside the trash.The sickies tried for one last grasp,But each attempt for revival couldn’t last.Now the forum break came all too soonWhile the Army sang a thankful tune.We all got up to laugh,Oh, but we never got the chance!‘cause the Army tried to drive us out;The info boys would leave no doubt.Do you recall what came aboutThe day the Chateau died?We were singing,hex, hex, the Chateau De SexeNo more boasting ‘bout our posting,‘Cause our posting is wrecked.And them sickie boys were talkin’ boobs, sports, and beerSingin’, “this’ll be the day that we feared”“This’ll be the day that we feared.”Oh, and there we were all in one place,A generation lost in spaceWith no time left to start again.So come on: speedz be nimble, turd be quick!CDub can’t help but be a dick‘Cause flames are the sickies only friend.Oh, and as I watched them fall awayI lost the drive to post each day.No newbie brought in anewCould ever be as true.And as the thread fell deep into the nightIt’s plight became such a sightI saw the Army laughing with delightThe day the Chateau died.They were singing,hex, hex, the Chateau De SexeNo more boasting ‘bout their posting,‘Cause their posting is wrecked.And them sickie boys were talkin’ boobs, sports, and beerSingin’, “this’ll be the day that we feared”“This’ll be the day that we feared.”I met a girl who drank our boozeAnd I asked her for some happy news,But she just smiled and turned away.I went to the off-topic forumWhere I’d read the thread days before,But the mod there said the Chateau couldn’t stay.And in the threads the sickies screamed,The Army laughed, and the Hideout dreamed.Now the thread links were broken;We never got our Token.And the posters that filled my day:The BigWang, Mex, and the Jewish gay,They stopped their posts and went awayThe day the Chateau died.And they were singing,hex, hex, the Chateau De SexeNo more boasting ‘bout our posting,‘Cause our posting is wrecked.And them sickie boys were talkin’ boobs, sports, and beerSingin’, “this’ll be the day that we feared”“This’ll be the day that we feared.”They were singing,hex, hex, the Chateau De SexeNo more boasting ‘bout our posting,‘Cause our posting is wrecked.And them sickie boys were talkin’ boobs, sports, and beerSingin’, “this’ll be the day that we feared”“This’ll be the day that we feared.”

(This made more sense when the sick thread was called the Chateau de Sexe.)