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Congrats Yoda and your bride to be.May your new wife subscribe to my great grandmothers philosophy for keeping her husband happy..."The key to a happy marriage is to keep your husbands belly full and his balls empty"GLGLGL

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Congrats Yoda and your bride to be.May your new wife subscribe to my great grandmothers philosophy for keeping her husband happy..."The key to a happy marriage is to keep your husbands belly full and his balls empty"GLGLGL
LOL. Your GG must have been quite a character !
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bumped for the new groom :club:
lol oh Jan. I didn't know you even made this thread, so good bump. I am going to have to reply to a whole lot of posts here now...
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Get married in Vegas (I did), Play poker the next day (I did & won $400!!). Show her the money and have a happy life. I wish you both the best.
Half our honeymoon is in Vegas (her idea!? She really had to twist my arm). And no, I'm not on our honeymoon now, we are waiting a week. BEST decision we've made to date regarding the wedding. I never could've gotten on a plane on Sunday.
Congrats Leo.Where you going to honeymoon, maybe a bunch of us can come and we can get a skipament in.
5 days in Mexican Riviera and 4 days in vegas. Please don't show up at our resort in Mexico, but i'll be in vegas I believe from the 23rd-26th
Does this mean no more lesbian avatar? :club:
It absolutely does not mean no more lesbian avatar!
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I have it all set up Yoda, the hooker's coming over at 3, and I invited all the FCP guys. I'll bring the beers.
Damnit, I passed out at 2...hope you enjoyed my hookers!
We've talked alot these past several months and still she says she wants to go through with it! :PHope your day is great Yoda. May your Lightsaber not run out of batteries Sat. evening! Talk to you later bud.
Don't worry, I used the force. I got rid of "I do" in the vows so she couldn't say no. Once she started doing the "repeat after me" it was all over for her!
Congrats Yoda and your bride to be.May your new wife subscribe to my great grandmothers philosophy for keeping her husband happy..."The key to a happy marriage is to keep your husbands belly full and his balls empty"GLGLGL
I laughed...then I pictured a great grandmother keeping her husband happy and I threw up in my mouth a little.
DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! VERY -EV
Too late! -------------------------------To everybody else: Thanks for all the well wishes, I expected more of a roast but was pleasantly surprised! This is kind of like a life rail thread...heh
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On his honeymoon now. Left Wed for Mexico then going to Vegas for half a week or so. Remember Indecent Proposal and Honeymoon in Vegas Yoda!! Because of inflation, since those movies were released, don't accept anything less than $4,000,000 if James Caan or Robert Redford show up. :club:

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Damnit, I passed out at 2...hope you enjoyed my hookers!Don't worry, I used the force. I got rid of "I do" in the vows so she couldn't say no. Once she started doing the "repeat after me" it was all over for her! I laughed...then I pictured a great grandmother keeping her husband happy and I threw up in my mouth a little.Too late! -------------------------------To everybody else: Thanks for all the well wishes, I expected more of a roast but was pleasantly surprised! This is kind of like a life rail thread...heh
Too Bad. You'll wish you listened to me in a few years!!!!!
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