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Guest XXEddie
Homer - My kids are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck.
continuationMArge: homer watch your mouthHomer: Oh, I gotta go my dam weiner kids are listenBart/Lisa: we are not wienerHomer: Then why are you dressed like that--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------best ever:"Let me explain, I thought the cop was a prostitue".....i know this thread died a couple weeks ago but meh
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1. Homer standing on a burning oil derrick: “Ah! This is where Faceless Joe lost his legs!”2. Homer, after showing Marge his prescription for Medicinal Marijuana: "I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he’d just have to sit there groovin’ on it.”

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2. Homer, after showing Marge his prescription for Medicinal Marijuana: "I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he’d just have to sit there groovin’ on it.”Marge- "Homer you dont need drugs anymore. Your eyes are fine."Homer-"My eyes???? what about my eyes??"

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What about Ralph?I love everything my Ralph. He's hilarious.Some favorites that pop into mind:What's a battle?Me fail English? That's unpossible.Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!I bent my wookie.That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things! :club:

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Alright, I'll jump in. I can't pick a favorite, there's just too many. Several have already been listed. A few more...Homer (when Marge caught him hiding his gun): "But Marge, I SWEAR to you, I NEVER thought you'd find out."Comic Book Guy (returning his Star Trek belt): "I don't have a receipt, I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice highly illogical as the average Trekker has no use for a medium sized belt."Comic Book Guy: "Since my breakfast burrito is congealing rapidly, I'll be blunt."Milhouse: "Who wets their bed now, Milhouse?"Alright alright, I'll stop. I suppose I should actually get back to work.

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