bearshadoe 0 Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 My favorite and man does it ever apply to life, LOL. Bart: I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. Can't prove a thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Homer - My kids are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck.continuationMArge: homer watch your mouthHomer: Oh, I gotta go my dam weiner kids are listenBart/Lisa: we are not wienerHomer: Then why are you dressed like that--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------best ever:"Let me explain, I thought the cop was a prostitue".....i know this thread died a couple weeks ago but meh Link to post Share on other sites
stangconv21 0 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Heres to beating a dead thread...Homer answering the door wearing a grocery bag "Ive misplaced my pants" Link to post Share on other sites
Eclypse 0 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 1. Homer standing on a burning oil derrick: “Ah! This is where Faceless Joe lost his legs!”2. Homer, after showing Marge his prescription for Medicinal Marijuana: "I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he’d just have to sit there groovin’ on it.” Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 2. Homer, after showing Marge his prescription for Medicinal Marijuana: "I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he’d just have to sit there groovin’ on it.”Marge- "Homer you dont need drugs anymore. Your eyes are fine."Homer-"My eyes???? what about my eyes??" Link to post Share on other sites
Chris 0 Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 What about Ralph?I love everything my Ralph. He's hilarious.Some favorites that pop into mind:What's a battle?Me fail English? That's unpossible.Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!I bent my wookie.That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things! Link to post Share on other sites
rog 0 Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 "I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?"-Mr Sparkle Link to post Share on other sites
rog 0 Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 And you missed the best Ralph Wiggum of all:"My cat's breath smells like cat food!" Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 (ralph wiggum sticks flute up nose and blows)Chief Wiggum: 'Ats good flutin, boy! Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 "I eated the purple berries.""How do they taste, Ralph? Are they good?""They taste like...burning." Link to post Share on other sites
wingsfan 0 Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Alright, I'll jump in. I can't pick a favorite, there's just too many. Several have already been listed. A few more...Homer (when Marge caught him hiding his gun): "But Marge, I SWEAR to you, I NEVER thought you'd find out."Comic Book Guy (returning his Star Trek belt): "I don't have a receipt, I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice highly illogical as the average Trekker has no use for a medium sized belt."Comic Book Guy: "Since my breakfast burrito is congealing rapidly, I'll be blunt."Milhouse: "Who wets their bed now, Milhouse?"Alright alright, I'll stop. I suppose I should actually get back to work. Link to post Share on other sites
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