gkunit20 1 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Yes folks, today I turn 18. While this is great, I get no cake tonight, seeing as it is the first night of passover :(Anyway, pornos, lottery tickets, and tobacco is on me. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 It's my birthday too! Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted April 2, 2007 Author Share Posted April 2, 2007 It's my birthday too!Happy Birthday to you too. Same as yesterday and the day before. and probably tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Porn is on you huh? Alrighty."Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse. "Happy Birthday little bro. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Yes folks, today I turn 18. While this is great, I get no cake tonight, seeing as it is the first night of passover :(Anyway, pornos, lottery tickets, and tobacco is on me.Happy Birthday, jew. Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Yes folks, today I turn 18. While this is great, I get no cake tonight, seeing as it is the first night of passover :(Anyway, pornos, lottery tickets, and tobacco is on me.congrats dude, but you're making me feel oldI turn 28 next Friday Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I know I felt good the first time I didn't commit perjury on the web. very good. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Yes folks, today I turn 18. While this is great, I get no cake tonight, seeing as it is the first night of passover :(Anyway, pornos, lottery tickets, and tobacco is on me.another jew besides me! i wonder how many are at this forum Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 another jew besides me! i wonder how many are at this forumWell it is free to be here........I'm kidding I am really not racisit at all and think the Jewish nation is awesome. Forget I wrote that Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Well it is free to be here........I'm kidding I am really not racisit at all and think the Jewish nation is awesome. Forget I wrote thatDon't apologize.They killed Jesus! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Don't apologize.They killed Jesus!and voted for Hubert Humphrey! Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 and voted for Hubert Humphrey!I like em'. Link to post Share on other sites
augmented 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 i'm both a jew and a recently turned 18-year old. happy pesach bro, and happy birthday. you get in where you wanted? Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 18's legal, 17 with consent, 16 with a note, 15 if her dad's in the room!! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 18's legal, 17 with consent, 16 with a note, 15 if her dad's in the room!!whoa, you were at that party too? that dad was pretty nice huh. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 If only I could remember how drunk I got on my 18th. Pretty sure I coined the phrase"sprinkler barf" that night.Happy b-day. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 congrats Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Don't apologize.They killed Jesus!Jesus was a jew. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Jesus was a jew.Jewish!? No, he was a wasp! Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Hansen 0 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 18's legal, 17 with consent, 16 with a note, 15 if her dad's in the room!!I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat?We're doing a story on adults who try to meet children online. You realize that under 18 is against the law. Right?What were you planning on doing here today? Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat?We're doing a story on adults who try to meet children online. You realize that under 18 is against the law. Right?What were you planning on doing here today?Um, I wasn't gonna do anything. I just came over to hang out.Sure I brought whiskey, condoms, and lube, but I always have them in my glove compartment. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat?We're doing a story on adults who try to meet children online. You realize that under 18 is against the law. Right?What were you planning on doing here today?So well timed... so beautiful. Link to post Share on other sites
iowahawk09 0 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 LOL chris hansen. Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 LOL chris hansenaments.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Happy belated B-Day Gk Link to post Share on other sites
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