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Yes folks, today I turn 18. While this is great, I get no cake tonight, seeing as it is the first night of passover :(Anyway, pornos, lottery tickets, and tobacco is on me.

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Porn is on you huh? Alrighty."Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse. "Happy Birthday little bro.

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Yes folks, today I turn 18. While this is great, I get no cake tonight, seeing as it is the first night of passover :(Anyway, pornos, lottery tickets, and tobacco is on me.
Happy Birthday, jew.
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Yes folks, today I turn 18. While this is great, I get no cake tonight, seeing as it is the first night of passover :(Anyway, pornos, lottery tickets, and tobacco is on me.
congrats dude, but you're making me feel oldI turn 28 next Friday
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Yes folks, today I turn 18. While this is great, I get no cake tonight, seeing as it is the first night of passover :(Anyway, pornos, lottery tickets, and tobacco is on me.
another jew besides me! i wonder how many are at this forum
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another jew besides me! i wonder how many are at this forum
Well it is free to be here........I'm kidding I am really not racisit at all and think the Jewish nation is awesome. Forget I wrote that
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Well it is free to be here........I'm kidding I am really not racisit at all and think the Jewish nation is awesome. Forget I wrote that
Don't apologize.They killed Jesus!
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i'm both a jew and a recently turned 18-year old. happy pesach bro, and happy birthday. you get in where you wanted?

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18's legal, 17 with consent, 16 with a note, 15 if her dad's in the room!!
whoa, you were at that party too? that dad was pretty nice huh.
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If only I could remember how drunk I got on my 18th. Pretty sure I coined the phrase"sprinkler barf" that night.Happy b-day.

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18's legal, 17 with consent, 16 with a note, 15 if her dad's in the room!!
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat?We're doing a story on adults who try to meet children online. You realize that under 18 is against the law. Right?What were you planning on doing here today?
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I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat?We're doing a story on adults who try to meet children online. You realize that under 18 is against the law. Right?What were you planning on doing here today?
Um, I wasn't gonna do anything. I just came over to hang out.Sure I brought whiskey, condoms, and lube, but I always have them in my glove compartment.
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I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat?We're doing a story on adults who try to meet children online. You realize that under 18 is against the law. Right?What were you planning on doing here today?
So well timed... so beautiful.
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