akishore 0 Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 if you're at a table with daniel fold any hand if he enters the pot. this includes AA.if you enter a hand and daniel enters behind you, check-fold your hand on any flop. this includes AA on an AAx flop.if you're in the big blind and daniel enters a pot without a raise, fold your hand instead of checking. it'll save you trouble. this includes AA.if, for some strange and unknown reason, you go against my advice and get involved in a hand with him, cover your eyes, head, fingers, neck, and any other visible part of your body.finally, if he asks you if you play on the internet... don't answer!!! aseem Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 and don't forget my offer, $50 if you pull off a bluff with "the hammer" sooted or not. Link to post Share on other sites
NL_Pro 0 Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Need a napkin to wipe your nose? Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 finally, if he asks you if you play on the internet... don't answer!!!Answer by saying: "What the F*** is the internet?", look away, and don't say another word for at least an hour. Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 finally, if he asks you if you play on the internet... don't answer!!!Answer by saying: "What the F*** is the internet?", look away, and don't say another word for at least an hour.Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Link to post Share on other sites
Vade 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 finally, if he asks you if you play on the internet... don't answer!!!Answer by saying: "What the F*** is the internet?", look away, and don't say another word for at least an hour.Nice one Link to post Share on other sites
dpianomn 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 finally, if he asks you if you play on the internet... don't answer!!!Answer by saying: "What the F*** is the internet?", look away, and don't say another word for at least an hour.priceless! for everything else, there's mastercard... Link to post Share on other sites
mark33f 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Need a napkin to wipe your nose? Link to post Share on other sites
GregF 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 finally' date=' if he asks you if you play on the internet... don't answer!!![/quote']Answer by saying: "What the F*** is the internet?"' date=' look away' date=' and don't say another word for at least an hour.[/quote'']LOL Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafs 142 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Before you play your first hand, and you're seated at your opening table, and everyone is wishing each other good luck, turn to the person to your left and ask them 'Will you marry me?'. When they give you an insulted look or a nervous laugh, turn to the person on your right and ask 'How about you?......Please?'That should break the ice. Link to post Share on other sites
rogermarks 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 bring a laptop and play Sit and Go's during the main event. People won't know what to think Link to post Share on other sites
akishore 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 bring a laptop and play Sit and Go's during the main event. Â People won't know what to thinkif you do this, fold every hand for 5 rounds, even from the big blind. then, at a random time, when you're UTG, peek at your cards and nonchalantly say "all-in" while looking preoccupied with your laptop. it'll be a gross overbet of maybe 80xbb, but it'll be worth the entertainment value alone (unless someone calls you with aces).aseem Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 All very good advice guys, lol.I do like the non chalant All-in. Link to post Share on other sites
GreenLizard 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Hey there,I've got a trip planned to Vegas for the 18th...I was wondering why all the hotel rooms were so expensive. Now I know. I'll swing by to wish you luck.From the short time I've been on this forum, it looks to me like you're one of the ones that have a shot. All very good advice guys, lol.I do like the non chalant All-in. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Yeah I know...the night of the 18th they're crazy. The room at the bellagio is starting at 800 on monday night, lol.Maybe it's because of the first day of the tournament? I dunno though.Where are you staying? Link to post Share on other sites
LAPoker 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Yeah I know...the night of the 18th they're crazy. The room at the bellagio is starting at 800 on monday night, lol.Maybe it's because of the first day of the tournament? I dunno though.Where are you staying?NAB Convention is in town starting monday. (National Association of Broadcasters) Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Yeah I know...the night of the 18th they're crazy. The room at the bellagio is starting at 800 on monday night, lol.Maybe it's because of the first day of the tournament? I dunno though.Where are you staying?NAB Convention is in town starting monday. (National Association of Broadcasters)That would make a difference too, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
GreenLizard 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Treasure Island. The only place I could find less than $300 a night; getting there Monday, the weekend was too expensive. How about you? Yeah I know...the night of the 18th they're crazy. Â The room at the bellagio is starting at 800 on monday night, lol.Maybe it's because of the first day of the tournament? Â I dunno though.Where are you staying? Link to post Share on other sites
Kendren 1 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Yeah I know...the night of the 18th they're crazy. Â The room at the bellagio is starting at 800 on monday night, lol.Maybe it's because of the first day of the tournament? Â I dunno though.Where are you staying?Hey, if it's too pricey, maybe DN will let you crash in front of his Golden Tee or something. Those dang broadcasters!(I'm a radio DJ by trade ) Link to post Share on other sites
semaj550 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 My advice would be to catch up on watching your WPT tournies and try to discern how the pros are playing against the interet qualifiers. When you pick up a hand like AA it would be nice to know how to get all your chips in against them because it sure wouldn't be easy to outplay them holding a hand like KQ. I figure that most interest qualifiers are at a marked disadvantage in terms of skill against the likes of DN and other pros but that doesn't mean they are going to crack your aces any more often than anyone else if you get 'em all in preflop. DN has offered good advice by suggesting that its best to bet your premium hands hard preflop as you're more likely to make mistakes post-flop. Find out how these guys tend to play back and what kind of raises and with what cards. That way when you get AA you can get DN all in with his AK and bust him! Link to post Share on other sites
AC BillP 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 $300-$800 for a ROOM??? Get a weekly rate at the old part of Binions or the grubby Lucky Strike down the street. Use the saved money for something good--gambling! Link to post Share on other sites
woutoR 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 when you get your first hand just scream WTF THIS IS F*CKING RIGGED I NEVER GET ANY GOOD CARDS, FUUUU I QUIT*then walk away* Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 $300-$800 for a ROOM??? Â Get a weekly rate at the old part of Binions or the grubby Lucky Strike down the street. Â Use the saved money for something good--gambling!Or win something and have the trip paid for.... Link to post Share on other sites
CoolHandLaw 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 bring a laptop and play Sit and Go's during the main event. People won't know what to thinkif you do this, fold every hand for 5 rounds, even from the big blind. then, at a random time, when you're UTG, peek at your cards and nonchalantly say "all-in" while looking preoccupied with your laptop. it'll be a gross overbet of maybe 80xbb, but it'll be worth the entertainment value alone (unless someone calls you with aces).aseemBut he'll be holding the Krablar Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 $300-$800 for a ROOM??? Get a weekly rate at the old part of Binions or the grubby Lucky Strike down the street. Use the saved money for something good--gambling!Or win something and have the trip paid for....Yes, that plan works best Link to post Share on other sites
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