serge 904 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 If you guys are all trade deadlined out, tonight on the Bachelor special bonus coverage..We will find out who will be on this season of Dancing with the Stars..Fun times. Link to post Share on other sites
Fenxis 99 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 If you guys are all trade deadlined out, tonight on the Bachelor special bonus coverage..We will find out who will be on this season of Dancing with the Stars..Fun times.Turn in your man-card. NOW. Link to post Share on other sites
Fenxis 99 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 @IllegalCurve: Breaking news: Florida Panthers TV Ratings Lower than Infomercials...ouch http://ow.ly/458rrOuch indeed Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 If you guys are all trade deadlined out, tonight on the Bachelor special bonus coverage..We will find out who will be on this season of Dancing with the Stars..Fun times. Turn in your man-card. NOW.LOL. sorry Serge, this was funny. Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Turn in your man-card. NOW.Give it a try, both shows have hot chicks. Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,320 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 @IllegalCurve: Breaking news: Florida Panthers TV Ratings Lower than Infomercials...ouch http://ow.ly/458rrOuch indeedHave you seen those Sham Wow commercials, I can't turn them off Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 @IllegalCurve: Breaking news: Florida Panthers TV Ratings Lower than Infomercials...ouch http://ow.ly/458rrOuch indeedIm sure the fire sale wont help..Disaster. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Im sure the fire sale wont help..Disaster.Panthers ownership plans to move the team to Quebec City. (e3) Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Shattenkirk is wearing #12 with the Blues.Such a strange # for a D. Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 NHL Hires Sidney Crosby Impersonator To Complete The Season NHL commissioner Gary Bettman announced today that the league has hired a Sidney Crosby look-alike that will play in place of the Penguins superstar who has been out for two months with a concussion.Blake Rawson, a 20 year-old university student in Toronto, has long been told he bears an uncanny resemblance to Crosby. An NHL marketing executive spotted Rawson at a Tim Hortons and mentioned the idea of hiring a look-alike Crosby as a joke to Bettman. Within in minutes the commissioner had signed Rawson to a contract.“I don’t know much about hockey or follow it very closely,” said Bettman. “But I know that Sidney Crosby’s continued absence will hurt NHL ratings as the playoffs approach. Getting a Crosby impersonator in there was an obvious decision.”In addition to having Rawson suit up for Pittsburgh in Crosby’s No. 87 jersey, Bettman is making him available for NHL-themed events and birthday parties. So far the Crosby look-alike is booked on weekends through April. Several requests in Philadelphia and Washington, D.C. were turned down when the league learned the “childrens’ birthday parties” were nothing more than Flyers and Capitals fans hoping to beat up someone who looks like Sidney Crosby in an alley.“At $35 an hour, we can really add to the league’s coffers,” said Bettman. “I’m hoping to get him some lessons on how to make balloon animals.”Unfortunately for the Penguins, who remain 4th in the Eastern Conference despite the absences of Crosby and Evgeni Malkin, the Crosby impersonator has no hockey background.“For whatever reason, I just never really learned how to skate,” said Rawson.While Rawson will likely drag down the scoring punch of Pittsburgh’s top line, his inability to skate will also make him easy to knock down, meaning he will at least match Crosby’s ability to draw penalties. It is also expected he will serve a purpose blocking some shots when his body is sprawled out on the ice.“The guy is terrible at hockey,” said Penguins coach Dan Bylsma. “But I think just having a guy in the locker room who kind of looks like Sid will raise the team’s spirits.”Bettman also announced that the NHL has hired an Alexander Ovechkin look-alike who will continue playing when the Capitals are knocked out of the playoffs in the first round. Link to post Share on other sites
WestcoastCanuck 0 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Another dirty Gillies hit. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted March 3, 2011 Author Share Posted March 3, 2011 http://sports.nationalpost.com/2011/02/23/...sby-concussion/ Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 If the situation in Phoenix wasnt a joke already, its become even a bigger one. Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 If the situation in Phoenix wasnt a joke already, its become even a bigger one.Quebec City is building a new rink. The Quebec Coyotes I like it. Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Quebec City is building a new rink. The Quebec Coyotes I like it.That really does not role off the tongue. Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Quebec City is building a new rink. The Quebec Coyotes I like it.Talk is Thrashers could end up there. Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Talk is Thrashers could end up there.Ya I heard Quebecor inc might have things going on behind the scenes.Quebec Trashers owned by the Quebecor inc Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted March 4, 2011 Author Share Posted March 4, 2011 That really does not role off the tongue.Quebecoyotes...say it now. Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Even more rumours about Atlanta going to Winnipeg, mebbe even as early as next year Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted March 4, 2011 Author Share Posted March 4, 2011 Even more rumours about Atlanta going to Winnipeg, mebbe even as early as next yearWhat will happen to all the black guys? Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 What will happen to all the black guys?They will be re-branded as well tanned Inuit... Link to post Share on other sites
Babying 613 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 They will be re-branded as well tanned Inuit...As a racist, I wish I said that. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted March 4, 2011 Author Share Posted March 4, 2011 http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=554959 Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Another dirty Gillies hit.Looked exactly like the Tangradi hit, but he decided not to pummel him afterwards, this time, or stand over and taunt him as he lay there with a severe head injury.Can we give Mario an apology now? This guy is a ****ing joke of a hockey player. NHL should at the very least send him in a message and give him the rest of the year, but big ****ing deal, he played less than 2 minutes since coming back from his 9-gamer, and now he does this? Come on. Clearly he's not getting it.And really, some of the media/bloggers, etc are saying that it's not that bad because he's "coming to the defense of a teammate" that Clutterbuck had hit from behind. How does that make it better? You hit my guy, I'm going to elbow your face off? Sorry, but that doesn't make it better. The Clutterbuck hit (which I didn't see), can be settled as it's own play, and this is completely separate from it.Did anyone read the quotes from Gilles and Capuano after? They can't be serious.I hope he never plays another NHL game. Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,320 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Can we give Mario an apology now?How does a meathead who shouldn't be in the league acting like a meathead mean that Mario is owed an apology ? Link to post Share on other sites
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