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hahahaha now theres an honest answer lol, well said
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Hungarian-style sabre fencing lessons. If any of you are looking for an interesting physical hobby to compensate for sitting around most of the time, fencing is definitely worth a shot! Many people refer to fencing as "physical chess", but when you factor in deception, aggression and luck, it's actually more like "physical heads-up poker". Check it out.....
that came out of no where
i also like to get hookers.and beat them up.
as opposed to ?
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What, exactly, are poker "profits"??

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After my next big cash, I'm buying a midget whose sole purpose is to walk around and punch people in the nuts. I'll gladly pay for good entertainment. I'm also looking to purchase a Vietnamese whore to be my sex slave, but the paperwork is pending......

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Benihana is a, asian restaurant where the chefs prepare the food tableside. It's quite entertaining.
In my neck of the woods, we are more direct with restaurant titles - we call our place "Japanese Village". Statement of fact, not racist, equally entertaining.Oh yeah, my addition for poker feeds my need to continue to go to work every day and try and get BIG raises.....
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After my next big cash, I'm buying a midget whose sole purpose is to walk around and punch people in the nuts. I'll gladly pay for good entertainment. I'm also looking to purchase a Vietnamese whore to be my sex slave, but the paperwork is pending......
Could you not find both in one package?
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In my neck of the woods, we are more direct with restaurant titles - we call our place "Japanese Village". Statement of fact, not racist, equally entertaining.Oh yeah, my addition for poker feeds my need to continue to go to work every day and try and get BIG raises.....
Ok, now I understand....Umm...what he said.
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it wouldnt be the same :(but i only get rockys choice, but i go 2x/week...me and my buddies are all addicted.
It's the only place I was guaranteed to hear a Hispanic dude speaking with a forced Japanese accent.
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Does no one here use their gambling profits to feed their alcohol addiction? When I have a decent day of profits, I buy handles of Jim Beam. When I have really good days, I buy handles of Maker's Mark. When I got second in Midnight Madness last October, I definately bought two kegs and shared my glory with all my friends. Apparantly no one else here drinks enough.But weed is important too.....I just got back from a 5 day trip in Jamaica. End of story.Win more......Drink more........Be merry.Alpha
No, I drink enough..........I just pay for it as soon as the paycheck clears the bank, before any household bills are paid !Rum....yum !
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> Hungarian style sabre fencing lessonsthat came out of no where
Well, since I don't spend money on hookers (already get all the free sex I can handle) and I don't spend money on blow (crazy enough as it is)...I gotta spend it somehow. You think that's weird, my other secret indulgence is $16 jars of jam: B0001LR1JG.01-A3QSQRPG84VCIE._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg Read this and find out why: "The Hunt for Little Scarlet"http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/artic...-2004Sep14.htmlI also drop $125 on Dzing! cologne from L'Artisan, the weirdest scent ever:"Discover Dzing! A unique fragrance inspired by the circus. Possesses all of the distinguished fragrances of this wonderful universe: saddle leather, sawdust from the ring and the caramelised smell of candy.[...] It starts with a lion's roar: strong rubber and leather notes, garnished with a touch of sawdust ... After about ten minutes, the rubber and leather soften to reveal the surprisingly faint drydown of cinnamon, vanilla, resins, and woods. This phase is subtle, elegant, and gourmand...It also has the softness of how I imagine lion's fur would feel and smell."http://www.amazon.com/LArtisan-Dzing/dp/B0007WV95GHahaha...yep, no doubt about it, I'm a ******. Beat you to it! :club:
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I used my profits from a big MTT win for a huge vice of mine...building trellis' for, bringing in quality soil for, getting optimal plants for, putting in an irrigation system for....a spring vegetable garden. Yes, I am addicted to growing tomatoes, okra, squash etc. I probably spent $1000 to prepare a garden that will generate vegetables over the season that would total about $200 at a quality local grocery store! -EV you say? Not to the friends of mine who get bags of veggie treats this spring!!! :club:

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Not to the friends of mine who get bags of veggie treats this spring!!! :club:
now that's a friend I'd like to have.fresh tomatoes own.****************************8Well, since I don't spend money on hookers (already get all the free sex I can handle) and I don't spend money on blow (crazy enough as it is)...I gotta spend it somehow. You think that's weird, my other secret indulgence is $16 jars of jam:you are an odd one.Some diverse spam machine
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I used my profits from a big MTT win for a huge vice of mine...building trellis' for, bringing in quality soil for, getting optimal plants for, putting in an irrigation system for....a spring vegetable garden. Yes, I am addicted to growing tomatoes, okra, squash etc. I probably spent $1000 to prepare a garden that will generate vegetables over the season that would total about $200 at a quality local grocery store! -EV you say? Not to the friends of mine who get bags of veggie treats this spring!!! :club:
You would make a killing selling greenery to half this board!
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Ok, now I understand....Umm...what he said.
Hey, I am an engineer, not a rocket appliance....plus my adult ADD and general impatience conspire against my posting skills (and come to think of it my poker skills too!)p.s you should enter the picture from your avatar in the $100 contest. Between that pic and the one of Vida, I almost get that problem from the Cialis commercials that they say you should seek medical attention for if it does not go away after 4 hours....
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Hungarian-style sabre fencing lessons. If any of you are looking for an interesting physical hobby to compensate for sitting around most of the time, fencing is definitely worth a shot! Many people refer to fencing as "physical chess", but when you factor in deception, aggression and luck, it's actually more like "physical heads-up poker". Check it out:hdemac.jpgI've met Olympic medal winners, and can tell you they're cut from exactly the same cloth as bracelet winners: the qualities needed to win exactly the same. (I honestly believe that if Phil Hellmuth had chosen competitive Olympic epee fencing over poker in college, he would have ANNIHILATED the field and have a medal or two by now. Hell, if he lost a few, I'll bet he could be a spectacular fencer now; the guy's got reach!) Anyway, it's a great sport and I'm sure a lot of you people reading this would be naturals. There's a great fencing club in Las Vegas...the next time you're in town, check it out.Apropos of nothing at all, here's my favorite fencing anecdote-- the sabreur who was run through the hand in a match, kept fighting--and won! "There was blood on the carpet in the Olympic fencing hall as Frenchman Damien Touya had his right hand sliced open during the climax of the men's sabre team semi-final against the United States. With the score level at 44-44, Touya and Keeth Smart lunged simultaneously. The American's sabre cut through the webbing around the knuckles of the Frenchman's glove.The blade emerged through his palm, leaving Touya in considerable pain. After a 10-minute time-out, he bravely pulled on his glove and after two further simultaneous attacks that kept the scores tied, he finally produced the hit that sent his team into the final against Italy."Even funnier, several months later, I met some of the Americans from the team who were still steamed about losing and were ridiculing him mercilessly: "OMG can you believe how much he was playing it up to the ref? What a p*ssy!!" hahaha... Sabre: the only sport where you can take a blade through the hand, keep playing, win-- and STILL get called a p*ussy! LOL
not to be picky because I think fencing is an awesome sport but that picture is epee not sabre
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not to be picky because I think fencing is an awesome sport but that picture is epee not sabre
Yeah, I know-- but I was recommending fencing in general, not just sabre. Body type and temperament make a difference: some people are naturally suited to foil, some epee, some sabre. (I imagine Daniel would be good at foil...LOL) You'll always hear it's good to start with foil to develop precision and accuracy, but I think incorporating foil drills into my sabre routine works just as well. BTW, have you seen this website? Awesome free videos:http://www.fencingchannel.tv/
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Wow--how much popcorn, hot dogs, and Raisinettes do you put away, dude? LOL
Tickets: $23.90Large Pop Popcorn and double butter: $14.95Large Pop: $5Candy: $4.95You don't go see movies alone and those you take you GOTTA buy for(much cheaper then a hooker+blow too)
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