Stars Down?

[DoinSublime 0]

for anyone else?

[obizee 0]

for anyone else?

yeah it is down for me

[sb2cakm 0]

yep same here

[DoinSublime 0]

yep same here

Thanks for the confirmation. OK, in the meantime, someone tell a good joke.Go...

[loxo 0]

What's with three major sites being down at once?

[Balloon guy 158]

How much money does Stars make on an average day from our rakes?

[obizee 0]

Found on internet real quick, not badA man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

[DoinSublime 0]

Here's an old one I've always liked:In the Middle of NowhereOn a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman2 French men and 1 French woman2 German men and 1 German woman2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman2 English men and 1 English woman2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman2 American men and 1 American woman2 Irish men and 1 Irish womanOne month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; but how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't getting laid either.

[jcashx36x 0]

this is a bunch of squadush!!i'm cashing out, CHeck Please!

[jcashx36x 0]

OK, here's a joke..What college/university did Michael jackson go to??

[DoinSublime 0]

OK, here's a joke..What college/university did Michael jackson go to??

lol. You're really making us post it... Where?

[jcashx36x 0]

lol. You're really making us post it... Where?

Bringham Young University

[IQCrash 1]

[jcashx36x 0]

is that Lee's wifey?

[obizee 0]

back up, kinda

[XXEddie 0]

Found on internet real quick, not badA man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

Bringham Young University

nhs

[rocksquid 50]

A guy walks into a psychiatrists office with a duck on his head. The psychiatrist says, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, get this guy off my ass."