king_tanner 84 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 The dog is beat.... it has 3 diamonds, 2 hearts (no flush). All the dog has is a pair of 8's, and the lady has at least a pair of queens. The dog is drunk and stupid. Cat wins. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 he obviously is throwing down his pair of 8s like the trash it is after pretty-ugly-chick went fourtown predraw and took 2. SHIPPPPAre you dumb?! They're clearly mystified that the dog just pwned their asses, they're getting ready to muck their hands and ship the potty to the doggy. Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Are you dumb?! They're clearly mystified that the dog just pwned their asses, they're getting ready to muck their hands and ship the potty to the doggy.seriousy, dog is tabling a pair of 8s like it's the nuts in a THREE WAY POT. WTF. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 seriousy, dog is tabling a pair of 8s like it's the nuts in a THREE WAY POT. WTF.Can't you see that stupid cat is pushing her cards in ready to fold like a *****, while the donks playing with the dog can't even show their cards cuz their draws missed. DOG WINS. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 seriousy, dog is tabling a pair of 8s like it's the nuts in a THREE WAY POT. WTF.his read is good, notice how dog has the sense to protect his hand. Cat fkn starts chasing his own tail and his hand gets mucked by incompetent dealer. Link to post Share on other sites
drumbum 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Actually it looks like the Dog has two pair, AA & 88... Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Actually it looks like the Dog has two pair, AA & 88... Yea I think he does, GG dog............................sore losing owners taking his *** to get put to sleep.........RIP Dog Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Dog clearly has a superior metagame strategy. He's showing his pair of 8's and showing them like they're the nuts... Then he's bringin it on with the "look at me!! I'm a dumb f*ck! I'm just a stooopid dog!"But after that, his plan is in action. He's value betting humans right out of the game. Also, superior pot odds knowledge... a true hustler.Cat is just a little erractic. No plan. Chases too much. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Cat is just a little erractic. No plan. Chases too much.I have to disagree. Cat is an analytical player, and while he may sometimes overthink situations, I think he very clearly has an overall game plan. You maybe see him as erratic because he plays using game theory, and is sometimes caught making plays which to the casual observer look bizarre. In actuality he is probably just on a higher level than you (no offense). Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 9 User(s) are reading this topic (6 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: timwakefield, DOG, king_tannerOh snap, here comes the drama!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Steamed Rice 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 LOL Dogaments Link to post Share on other sites
DOG 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Almost everyone on this forum can suck my ****.-DogQFTid much rather get ****ed up with DOG but CAT is probalby beast at pokerI wanna party with you cowboy.cat by a landslide... i feel like dogs wear their emotions on their sleeves much more, cats have much more of a poker face... and since this is live i'mma go with the cat.you Sir know nothing aboot poker. Stick with ganja.Now go get my shinebox. -Tommy DeVitoI can't wait to IM dog to let him know about this....he's gonna be hella pissedaments.this thread needs more cowbellaments9 User(s) are reading this topic (6 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: timwakefield, DOG, king_tannerOh snap, here comes the drama!!!wait until you see the poll I start asking who's the better player, me or prtypsux! Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I have to disagree. Cat is an analytical player, and while he may sometimes overthink situations, I think he very clearly has an overall game plan. You maybe see him as erratic because he plays using game theory, and is sometimes caught making plays which to the casual observer look bizarre. In actuality he is probably just on a higher level than you (no offense).You may have a pointWhilst he hasn't won a game yet, he is learning. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Cat doesn't even have a sharkscope, that means it doesnt have the balls to put real money online. DOG > CAT Link to post Share on other sites
pookie_jurd 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 cat obv > dogcats are sneaky little bastards .. Link to post Share on other sites
Ukosumu 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 You may have a pointWhilst he hasn't won a game yet, he is learning.Better in live play than on line. Can get better reads on his opponents by sensing fear when he is in the hand.Senses not so keen when playing on line. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Right.. that's it!!I'm calling shenanigans on this whole topic!Yes Mr. Wakefield, that's right, I have uncovered some pretty dirty collusion tactics going on here. You heard it here first folks, Cat and Dog are no enemies... they have been selling us that line for too long now. I feel that as humans, we need to stand together against this evil that is among us. They have been scamming us for too long.Although I do feel that the 'so-called' Mr. Wakefield has a piece of both of them.Evidence: Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Cat for life! Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Cat doesn't even have a sharkscope, that means it doesnt have the balls to put real money online. DOG > CATThat's because Cat is smart enough to know that online poker is rigged, and only donks play there. I'm calling shenanigans on this whole topic!Yes Mr. Wakefield, that's right, I have uncovered some pretty dirty collusion tactics going on here. You heard it here first folks, Cat and Dog are no enemies... they have been selling us that line for too long now. I feel that as humans, we need to stand together against this evil that is among us. They have been scamming us for too long.Nope, that's a whole different entity altogether: Link to post Share on other sites
ObeyTheDog 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 See my sig for my answer. Link to post Share on other sites
AAsnake88 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "i'm drinking sam adams summer ale, the nastiest **** ever put out by Sam Adams."-dog.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 My dog would eat the chips. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Its a known fact that dogs wag their tail when they hit the flop Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Easily the Cat. He can win by one of three ways:1. with the best hand2. a sneaky bluff3. eating your soulthe dog isn't aggressive enough and he's a bit of a calling station. Link to post Share on other sites
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