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How could we read your mind to deduce that fact?
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seriously. why the uptight toolboxery?
I was trying to explain in a friendly way when he got uptight
BOARD = :):D :D :) :card_clubs_4:Player 1:card_clubs_10: :D:) :card_spades_9:Player 2:card_hearts_k: :club::D :card_diamonds_a:You are right.....WTF was I thinking. Obviously Player 1 would say fuck!?!?!?
I'm probably one of the most laid back guys here, I was just making a joke and I guess he got frustrated and pissy, but it matters not to me. I'm definately not on the forums to get in an e-fight with the e-tough guys. :icon_dance:
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Player 1: Nevermind ??You guys need to change your pads and get laid....
I understood what you were getting at (although I thought you were going for more than two cards, rather than less than two).You did execute the joke poorly though.Board reads TsJsQsKsKdPlayer 1: 4 kings!Player 2 (throwing down the 9s): Bam! Straight flush!Player 1: Damn. You win and it doesn't qualify for the bad beat jackpot. Double whammy.Player 2: Bad beat forum is down the street.Player 1: Forum? What the hell are you talking about?Player 2: Quiet, I'm stacking your chips.Player 3: I better respect that guy's raises.
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I personally hate bad beat Jackpots. Mainly because the regulars that play everyday are the ones that build it up. Then usually some joker who plays one or twice a month comes and hits it.When I finally hit the one at Greektown (Detroit), after taxes I may get half the money back that I have fed into the dumb thing.

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I personally hate bad beat Jackpots. Mainly because the regulars that play everyday are the ones that build it up. Then usually some joker who plays one or twice a month comes and hits it.When I finally hit the one at Greektown (Detroit), after taxes I may get half the money back that I have fed into the dumb thing.
This was copied from the dictionary under -EV.
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nothing better when you hit the badbeat and the floor manager asks you if you want your 25k in cash or a check ~ telling me the check would take 2 hours to cut :club: i waited :)big fan of the bad beat

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The Bad Beat Jackpot went at Seneca last Friday... guy who lost with quad eights was probably pretty happy to take 50% of $340,000 USD.

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nothing better when you hit the badbeat and the floor manager asks you if you want your 25k in cash or a check ~ telling me the check would take 2 hours to cut :club: i waited :)big fan of the bad beat
I'm not a big fan of hauling large sums of cash around out of a casino.
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