Nikki_N 17 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Mine is, "Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!"Monty Python is the nuts.I know this belongs in off topic, but I was hoping to get some quotes in it before it is sent to obscurity.Nikki Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 "Only the true messiah would say that he is not the messiah!"Note: I still like the holy grail one best. And frankly I thought that the meaning of life one was not even close to as good as the other two. Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 that whole part in holy grail"come and see the violence inheirit in the system""help, im being repressed" Link to post Share on other sites
BigSlickBengal 0 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 holy graillife of brian is a close second though... Link to post Share on other sites
711Buddha 0 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 "A moose once bit my sister." Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 "So, can we have your kidneys now then?""Oh, all right..." Link to post Share on other sites
Beeeeeeeeerains 0 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 S #1: Where'd you get the coconuts? A : We found them. S #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! A : What do you mean? S #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? S #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? A : Not at all. They could be carried. S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? A: It could grip it by the husk! S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? A: Please! S #1: Am I right? A: I'm not interested! S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! S #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. S #2: Oh, yeah... S #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 S #1: Where'd you get the coconuts? Â A : We found them. Â S #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Â A : What do you mean? Â S #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. Â A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Â S #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Â A : Not at all. They could be carried. Â S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Â A: It could grip it by the husk! Â S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Â A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. Â S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Â A: Please! Â S #1: Am I right? Â A: I'm not interested! Â S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! Â S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Â S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Â A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! Â S #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. Â S #2: Oh, yeah... Â S #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway..You forgot the end of that scene. "Suppose two swallows carried it together?" Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 that whole part in holy grail"come and see the violence inheirit in the system""help, im being repressed""Listen, strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsicle aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to yield supreme executive power just because some moistened bink threw a sword at you. I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"and from LOBLook, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was: "That piece ofhalibut was good enough for Jehova!". Link to post Share on other sites
lokibeat 0 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 I'm not dead yet...Yes you are, you're not fooling anyone!I'm feeling better...Also....It's just a flesh wound... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 tis but a flesh wound Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 "So, can we have your kidneys now then?""Oh, all right..."That is a great sketch. Was that from Meaning of Life or Flying Circus? I can't remember.Dead Parrot is my favorite sketch. " It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-PARROT! Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 "So, can we have your kidneys now then?""Oh, all right..."That is a great sketch. Was that from Meaning of Life or Flying Circus? I can't remember.Dead Parrot is my favorite sketch. " It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-PARROT!Meaning of Life. Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 "you must bring us..... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!" Link to post Share on other sites
BuzzWorthy 0 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 But you've got no arms...I'll bite you in the kneecap! Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Meaning of Life.Yes, right after they sing the "Universe Song" Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 This whole sequence is great...BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?VILLAGER #1: Bread!VILLAGER #2: Apples!VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!VILLAGER #1: Cider!VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!VILLAGER #1: Cherries!VILLAGER #2: Mud!VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!ARTHUR: A duck.CROWD: Oooh.BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made ofwood.BEDEVERE: And therefore--?VILLAGER #1: A witch! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Never seen it. Any of them.Is it anything like Benny Hill? lolTime for a sexy party! Link to post Share on other sites
FloppyNuts 0 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 "I fart in your general direction!" Link to post Share on other sites
Kendren 1 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 So relieved to know I'm not the only person here who loves MP. Favs:"Soon, they were forced to eat the minstrels. And there was much rejoicing (yaaay)""Let's go back and face the peril""No, It's too perilous""Bet you're gay"......"No I'm not"My favorite character has to be Sir Not Appearing In This FilmAnd my favorite sketch was the Twit Of The Year contestAnd now for something completely different Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 This whole sequence is great...BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?VILLAGER #1: Bread!VILLAGER #2: Apples!VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!VILLAGER #1: Cider!VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!VILLAGER #1: Cherries!VILLAGER #2: Mud!VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!ARTHUR: A duck.CROWD: Oooh.BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made ofwood.BEDEVERE: And therefore--?VILLAGER #1: A witch!This is funny?meh. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 But you've got no arms...I'll bite you in the kneecap!"We'll call it a draw." Link to post Share on other sites
Kendren 1 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 This whole sequence is great...BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?VILLAGER #1: Bread!VILLAGER #2: Apples!VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!VILLAGER #1: Cider!VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!VILLAGER #1: Cherries!VILLAGER #2: Mud!VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!ARTHUR: A duck.CROWD: Oooh.BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made ofwood.BEDEVERE: And therefore--?VILLAGER #1: A witch!This is funny?meh.All in the delivery. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 This whole sequence is great...BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?VILLAGER #1: Bread!VILLAGER #2: Apples!VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!VILLAGER #1: Cider!VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!VILLAGER #1: Cherries!VILLAGER #2: Mud!VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!ARTHUR: A duck.CROWD: Oooh.BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made ofwood.BEDEVERE: And therefore--?VILLAGER #1: A witch!This is funny?meh.Imgine it in an English accent. Very funny.And, the whole "logic" of it is hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 So relieved to know I'm not the only person here who loves MP. Favs:"Soon, they were forced to eat the minstrels. And there was much rejoicing (yaaay)"Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from camelothe was not afraid to die,ohh brave Sir Robinhe was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,brave brave brave brave Sir RobinHe was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulpor to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows brokenTo have his kneecaps split and his body burned awayand his limbs all hacked and mangled brave sir robinhis head bashed in and his heart cut outand his liver removed and his bowels unpluggedand his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis..."Thats enough music for now lads,looks like theres dirty work afoot""HALT!!!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
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