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"We are absolutely thrilled with this victory," said Rep. Bob Stuckey (R-FL) one of the bill's co-sponsors. "It's a victory for America's families. Prohibition worked so well the last time it was instituted in our great land. I don't know why it took so long for us to finally ban this latest evil called Internet gambling."
Is this guy for realEDIT - This whole article is a joke
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and:Attorney General John Ashcroft was also pleased by the congressional initiative. "Making it more difficult to play poker online will help combat international terrorism."Damn terrorists!! The lot of you!omgomgomg! zomg! it gets better.... " Every time you make a semi-bluff on a flush draw, you're helping to finance a nuclear device for Osama bin Laden." insta-change of my signature.... it's pure gold

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Is this guy for realEDIT - This whole article is a joke
a hilarious and pointed joke that makes many good points (like South Park)I think its a great article and hopefully some newspapers/magazines will run with it. They won't but I can dream.
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Wow. Did anyone really think this was serious? Seems like something you'd see on The Onion. I figured the comment about Prohibition woulda tipped people off that the whole article was sarcasm. Guess not. :club:
obv not after about the 3rd/4th paragraph, but that's what makes it so good.... draw you in with phony seriousness, and end up talking about Fat Tony" Genovese from the Ravenite Social Club. Classic!
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Uh.. joke obv.
Teck -- those are some tig 'ol bitties.I want to be a motorboatin' SOB.
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Everyone should write an e-mail to their Congressman and attach a copy of that article for them to read. Since they don't seem to care about us when we make serious arguments, maybe this joke will make them realize the error of their ways.

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