Orcasgt22 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Poker Pages article.This is more funny then scary. I searched for other threads containing this but found 0 so new topic button GO!Have fun Link to post Share on other sites
nickforgot 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 cashing out of stars/ uninstalling it as i speaki dont want to die Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 "We are absolutely thrilled with this victory," said Rep. Bob Stuckey (R-FL) one of the bill's co-sponsors. "It's a victory for America's families. Prohibition worked so well the last time it was instituted in our great land. I don't know why it took so long for us to finally ban this latest evil called Internet gambling."Is this guy for realEDIT - This whole article is a joke Link to post Share on other sites
the_stein 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 lol is this serious? Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 and:Attorney General John Ashcroft was also pleased by the congressional initiative. "Making it more difficult to play poker online will help combat international terrorism."Damn terrorists!! The lot of you!omgomgomg! zomg! it gets better.... " Every time you make a semi-bluff on a flush draw, you're helping to finance a nuclear device for Osama bin Laden." insta-change of my signature.... it's pure gold Link to post Share on other sites
Teck_72 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Uh.. joke obv. Link to post Share on other sites
TrulyRaNd0m 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 John Ashcraft isn't even the attorney general.- TR Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 i laughed at this, ebcause the american govt is stupid enough to actually do it Link to post Share on other sites
DCJ001 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 lol is this serious?I haven't read it, but of course it's serious! If you can read it online, it's got to be true.If your doorbell or telephone rings, don't answer it. It's the FBI! Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Is this guy for realEDIT - This whole article is a jokea hilarious and pointed joke that makes many good points (like South Park)I think its a great article and hopefully some newspapers/magazines will run with it. They won't but I can dream. Link to post Share on other sites
Lavitz 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Wow. Did anyone really think this was serious? Seems like something you'd see on The Onion. I figured the comment about Prohibition woulda tipped people off that the whole article was sarcasm. Guess not. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Wow. Did anyone really think this was serious? Seems like something you'd see on The Onion. I figured the comment about Prohibition woulda tipped people off that the whole article was sarcasm. Guess not. obv not after about the 3rd/4th paragraph, but that's what makes it so good.... draw you in with phony seriousness, and end up talking about Fat Tony" Genovese from the Ravenite Social Club. Classic! Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Uh.. joke obv.Teck -- those are some tig 'ol bitties.I want to be a motorboatin' SOB. Link to post Share on other sites
Scanner313 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Everyone should write an e-mail to their Congressman and attach a copy of that article for them to read. Since they don't seem to care about us when we make serious arguments, maybe this joke will make them realize the error of their ways. Link to post Share on other sites
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