gary21212121 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I <3 prop bets.http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker...urnslol-309732/ LOLfor 100k id probably do it Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 [x] imoLMAO, I want to start a photoshopping business featuring Cwik and Lobsta. Link to post Share on other sites
The Lobster 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 LMAO, I want to start a photoshopping business featuring Cwik and Lobsta.With how my month is going, I will reduce my hourly design rates to make this happen. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 LOLfor 100k id probably do itNot to mention the cash he'd make from actually working too. Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Lobster, Humans Backwards:That's sick. Link to post Share on other sites
cwik 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 This gross. :(Still 10+ days left to turn this shit around imo. PUKE.LOLfor 100k id probably do itBe better w/ Tre/Matts bet and he can't eat any fastfood.LMAO, I want to start a photoshopping business featuring Cwik and Lobsta.In. Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I just got a limit share of the Bad Beat Jackpot on AP for roughly 700. Ship it!Now that is what great is all about. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Boom-Shakalaka imoAbsolute Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 playersThe Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterBTN: $12.51SB: $25.72BB: $34.70UTG: $14.42UTG+1: $4.43MP1: $9.84MP2: $23.35Hero (CO): $53.23Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with J 9 4 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, BTN calls $0.85, 1 fold, BB calls $0.60Flop: ($2.65) 8 A 8 (3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $1.32, BTN folds, BB calls $1.32Turn: ($5.29) Q (2 players)BB bets $2, Hero raises to $6.89, BB calls $4.89River: ($19.07) T (2 players)BB bets $7, Hero raises to $44.17 all in, BB calls $18.64 all inFinal Pot: $70.35BB mucks K A :diamond:Hero shows J 9 (Straight flush, queen)Hero wins $67.35(Rake: $3.00) Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Obviously vs a donk. What the ****, I got valuebluffed:No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comMP ($463.70)Hero (CO) ($434.60)Button ($80)SB ($1028.10)BB ($438)Preflop: Hero is CO with K, J1 fold, Hero raises $14, 2 folds, BB calls $10Flop: ($30) J, 2, 2(2 players)BB bets $16, Hero calls $16Turn: ($62) Q(2 players)BB bets $35, Hero calls $35River: ($132) 4(2 players)BB bets $80, Hero calls $80Total pot: $292Results:BB had Q, A (two pair, Queens and twos).Hero had K, J (two pair, Jacks and twos).Outcome: BB won $289 Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I <3 prop bets.http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker...urnslol-309732/ Damn you for making me read the whole thing... ...Only to discover that it fizzled out like most of those BBV prop bet threads. Link to post Share on other sites
pocktdeuces 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 1 more, standard? Villian is 18/13/2.1 w 3bet of 9 over 230handsPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comsaw flopUTG ($20)MP ($127.55)CO ($100)Hero (Button) ($123)SB ($100.50)BB ($98.70)Preflop: Hero is Button with K, Q3 folds, Hero raises to $3, SB raises to $12, 1 fold, Hero calls $9Flop: ($25) 9, 3, 10(2 players)SB bets $14, Hero raises to $44,im flatting basically always here. if im raising, its gonna be to like 64 so he doesnt think we're folding to a shove, since we arent. i like flatting much better tho. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I will win 1k in January Link to post Share on other sites
cwik 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I will win 1k in Januaryapparently not me. Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Why poker is easy.Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comCO ($25)Button ($17.45)SB ($25)BB ($28.95)Hero (UTG) ($61.50)MP ($28.45)Preflop: Hero is UTG with A, AHero raises to $0.85, MP calls $0.85, 2 folds, SB calls $0.75, 1 foldFlop: ($2.80) 8, 8, 3(3 players)SB checks, Hero bets $2.25, MP calls $2.25, 1 foldTurn: ($7.30) 8(2 players)Hero bets $5.25, MP calls $5.25River: ($17.80) 5(2 players)Hero bets $53.15 (All-In), MP calls $20.10 (All-In)Total pot: $58 | Rake: $2.90Results:Hero had A, A (full house, eights over Aces).MP had 3, Q (full house, eights over threes).Outcome: Hero won $55.10 Link to post Share on other sites
therescav 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Good day today. No real stumbles, just constant improvement. Feel like I'm getting the hang of HU, but probably on a bit of a heater no doubt. Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 How my day has gone since that AA hand...Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comCO ($17.35)Button ($29.25)Hero (SB) ($49.55)BB ($25)UTG ($4.40)MP ($19.60)Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q2 folds, CO raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.25, 1 fold, CO calls $2.25Flop: ($6.75) 8, 3, 6(2 players)Hero bets $5.25, CO raises to $14.10 (All-In), Hero calls $8.85Turn: ($34.95) 10(2 players, 1 all-in)River: ($34.95) J(2 players, 1 all-in)Total pot: $34.95 | Rake: $1.70Results:Hero had Q, Q (one pair, Queens).CO had 8, 6 (two pair, eights and sixes).Outcome: CO won $33.25 Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 She said she wants your dog. Right now. And she will steal him.Hahahhaha! Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I just got a limit share of the Bad Beat Jackpot on AP for roughly 700. Ship it!You do run good!Grats! Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I <3 prop bets.http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker...urnslol-309732/ saw that on 2p2. you're basically making $40 an hour, so it's kind of stupid not to do it. but man, working 55 hrs a week would suck balls. also, f January. Link to post Share on other sites
TeeSludge 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Never heard this one before. SLUG LOVE: im gonna go clip my nailsSLUG LOVE: see ya later Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 you're a monkey and I will never fold to youPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comBB ($100)UTG ($63.65)MP ($22.40)CO ($166.60)Button ($103.40)Hero (SB) ($113.65)Preflop: Hero is SB with , UTG raises to $3.65, 3 folds, Hero calls $3.15, 1 foldFlop: ($8.30) , , (2 players)Hero checks, UTG bets $6, Hero calls $6Turn: ($20.30) (2 players)Hero checks, UTG bets $9, Hero calls $9River: ($38.30) (2 players)Hero checks, UTG bets $15, Hero calls $15Total pot: $68.30 | Rake: $3Hero had , (one pair, Queens).UTG had , (one pair, Queens).Outcome: Hero won $65.30 Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 anyone know who seventh bok is he is apparently from fcpnm he just stacked off to a donk i dont care who he is anymore Link to post Share on other sites
KHSPoker21 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 anyone know who seventh bok is he is apparently from fcpnm he just stacked off to a donk i dont care who he is anymoreifold08 iirc Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I just got a limit share of the Bad Beat Jackpot on AP for roughly 700. Ship it!I was playing three different BB JP games, trying to cover getting a "share." Sat out a couple hands for a little RR break. Came back and it had been hit. GGIMO the jump from 1/2 to 2/4 is the biggest jump in skill other than from 5/10 to 10/20nl. I haven't really played a lot of 1/2nl but my perception of it is that there are very few decent thinking players and they're spread out amongst a TON of fish. At 2/4nl there are a bunch of good players, many that play any of the mid stakes limits (2/4 to 5/10nl) and the player pool is obviously smaller. I'm definitely not an expert on this so I won't argue it too much, but I can tell you that almost every solid mid stakes player I know considers the jump from 1/2nl to 2/4nl the biggest hurdle. If you can beat 2/4nl, you can beat 5/10nl if you table select decent. (imo)MarkI agree, I think the jump from 1/2 to 2/4 is pretty steep. Never heard this one before. SLUG LOVE: im gonna go clip my nailsSLUG LOVE: see ya laterSOOOO gonna implement thisyou're a monkey and I will never fold to youHero had , (one pair, Queens).UTG had , (one pair, Queens).Outcome: Hero won $65.30LOL ... Also LOL @ specbrad's "dog." Link to post Share on other sites
bull62 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 CoolFull Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 playersThe Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterHero (MP): $138.20CO: $123.50BTN: $103.00SB: $98.60BB: $100.00UTG: $62.00Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with 8 A 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $3.50, SB calls $3, 1 foldFlop: ($11.50) 4 8 3 (3 players)SB checks, Hero bets $6, BTN calls $6, SB calls $6Turn: ($29.50) Q (3 players)SB checks, Hero checks, BTN checksRiver: ($29.50) Q (3 players)SB bets $25, Hero calls $25, BTN foldsFinal Pot: $79.50Hero shows 8 A (two pair, Queens and Eights)SB shows 5 6 (a pair of Queens)Hero wins $76.50(Rake: $3.00) Link to post Share on other sites
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