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[babylondonks 5]

good morning poker and **** yousick coolers

That really sucks bro :(What's your tilt ID? I'm trying to work out if I have hands on ya

[pookie_jurd 0]

Well .. September is in the bag ...+ ~ $40 lol ...oh and like $70 in rakeback .. atleast its positive.and equity ... i seem to not have hands i played on cake in here ... 10 buyins below equity .. so i spose it could have been an ok month ...

[cubsfan44 0]

DEAR CHRIS/JEFF/ANY RETARDED CUBS FANSI am looking to take the Dodgers at 2 to 1 up to $20 (so my $20 to your $40). The money line is Dodgers at +206. Who likes the cubs?

Boy am I glad I didnt get grouped in the retarded category. I would never bet any money on a Cubs series though...Sorry bro.

[chgocubs99 0]

Boy am I glad I didnt get grouped in the retarded category. I would never bet any money on a Cubs series though...Sorry bro.

Yea I'll take the Cubs for the max.

[cubsfan44 0]

Yea I'll take the Cubs for the max.

For the WHOLE 20 BUCKS......BALLER!!

[babylondonks 5]

I'm too lazy to sort out exactly how my month went right now, but basically it'll go something like this$10/$25 NLHE: -$180.25/.5 SHLHE: -$25.1/.2 SHLHE: +$10Donkaments: -$15SNG's: +$20Skipaments: +$35Random flips: +$5Staking: +$20Rakeback: +$160Overall: +$18With some money lost in translation somewhere, *shrug*The point is, ship the positive month

[RDog 0]

ygfyUnbelievable how may sets I've been up against tonight. I blame King.

Obviously you caught King's cashout curse.

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

for anyone who doesn't venture outside this thread much, they are down to 5-6 tables at the WSOPE main event and the final table has the potential to be one of the greatest ever. top 8 right now:Justin 'BoostedJ' Smith $385000 Erik Seidel $325000 John Juanda $318000 Daniel Negreanu $300000 Johnny Lodden $290000 Brian 'sbrugby' Townsend $253000 Mike Matusow $238000 Scott Fischman $237000 it's such a beat that they're not televising the interim days online like they did last year.edit: also still in...Jeff Garza 53000 (actionjeff)Tim West 51000 Josh Arieh 57000 Mel Judah 93700 Erik Sagstrom 93100 (Erik123)Andy Bloch 140000 Dave "Devilfish" Ulliott 133000 Brandon Adams 144000 so yeah, it would take something ridiculous to not have a solid final table.

[cubsfan44 0]

One of the best in awhilePoker Stars $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 playersThe Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterMP: $103.05CO: $114.05BTN: $142.30SB: $31.00Hero (BB): $117.55UTG: $63.60Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 2 2 1 fold, MP calls $1, 1 fold, BTN raises to $4.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $3.50, MP raises to $15, 1 fold, Hero calls $10.50Flop: ($35.00) 6 2 T (2 players)Hero checks, MP bets $12, Hero raises to $24, MP calls $12Turn: ($83.00) A (2 players)Hero bets $36, MP raises to $64.05 all in, Hero calls $28.05River: ($211.10) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $211.10MP shows J K (a straight, Ten to Ace)Hero shows 2 2 (three of a kind, Deuces)MP wins $208.10(Rake: $3.00)

[TB17 0]

Boy am I glad I didnt get grouped in the retarded category. I would never bet any money on a Cubs series though...Sorry bro.

shoulda fixed it to say other retarded cubs fan. and thats what you get for minraising

[psujohn 0]

One of the best in awhile

Try betting like a man next time.

[cubsfan44 0]

Guess its gonna be a long day...

[RDog 0]

Sorry to anyone this might offend but this is too hilarious. Credit to vbnautilus on this one.Let's play "which one is Palin"...#1I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.#2"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that."

[Sheiky 0]

First one?

[Sheiky 0]

Gus Hansen: I cant believe I asked them to make a 2000 4000 omaha high lowGus Hansen: not a fukin omaha plo

[Sheiky 0]

Full Tilt Poker Game #8289408773: Table Super Gus - $2000/$4000 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 12:25:45 ET - 2008/09/30Seat 1: Gus Hansen ($70,499.50)Seat 2: OMGClayAiken ($169,496.50)Gus Hansen posts the small blind of $2,000OMGClayAiken posts the big blind of $4,000The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Gus Hansen raises to $12,000Gus Hansen: veryOMGClayAiken has 15 seconds left to actOMGClayAiken raises to $36,000Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to actGus Hansen: might be last hand for meGus Hansen raises to $70,499.50, and is all inOMGClayAiken calls $34,499.50Gus Hansen shows [As Ad 8d 8c]OMGClayAiken shows [Kd 5c Kh 9s]*** FLOP *** [2s 3h 5s]*** TURN *** [2s 3h 5s] [5d]*** RIVER *** [2s 3h 5s 5d] [7d]Gus Hansen shows two pair, Aces and FivesOMGClayAiken shows three of a kind, FivesOMGClayAiken wins the pot ($140,998.50) with three of a kind, FivesGus Hansen is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $140,999 | Rake $0.50Board: [2s 3h 5s 5d 7d]Seat 1: Gus Hansen (small blind) showed [As Ad 8d 8c] and lost with two pair, Aces and FivesSeat 2: OMGClayAiken (big blind) showed [Kd 5c Kh 9s] and won ($140,998.50) with three of a kind, Fives

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

Full Tilt Poker Game #8289408773: Table Super Gus - $2000/$4000 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 12:25:45 ET - 2008/09/30Seat 1: Gus Hansen ($70,499.50)Seat 2: OMGClayAiken ($169,496.50)Gus Hansen posts the small blind of $2,000OMGClayAiken posts the big blind of $4,000The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Gus Hansen raises to $12,000Gus Hansen: veryOMGClayAiken has 15 seconds left to actOMGClayAiken raises to $36,000Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to actGus Hansen: might be last hand for meGus Hansen raises to $70,499.50, and is all inOMGClayAiken calls $34,499.50Gus Hansen shows [As Ad 8d 8c]OMGClayAiken shows [Kd 5c Kh 9s]*** FLOP *** [2s 3h 5s]*** TURN *** [2s 3h 5s] [5d]*** RIVER *** [2s 3h 5s 5d] [7d]Gus Hansen shows two pair, Aces and FivesOMGClayAiken shows three of a kind, FivesOMGClayAiken wins the pot ($140,998.50) with three of a kind, FivesGus Hansen is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $140,999 | Rake $0.50Board: [2s 3h 5s 5d 7d]Seat 1: Gus Hansen (small blind) showed [As Ad 8d 8c] and lost with two pair, Aces and FivesSeat 2: OMGClayAiken (big blind) showed [Kd 5c Kh 9s] and won ($140,998.50) with three of a kind, Fives

they'll never beat the rake

[RDog 0]

I need to grind 340k hands in 3 months. GL me.

[Acid_Knight 2]

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3259873

[king1305 0]

I need to grind 340k hands in 3 months. GL me.

EASY game.I'm gonna try to put in some decent volume this afternoon. Depending on the curse that is!

[NoSup4U 0]

for anyone who doesn't venture outside this thread much, they are down to 5-6 tables at the WSOPE main event and the final table has the potential to be one of the greatest ever. top 8 right now:Justin 'BoostedJ' Smith $385000 Erik Seidel $325000 John Juanda $318000 Daniel Negreanu $300000 Johnny Lodden $290000 Brian 'sbrugby' Townsend $253000 Mike Matusow $238000 Scott Fischman $237000 it's such a beat that they're not televising the interim days online like they did last year.edit: also still in...Jeff Garza 53000 (actionjeff)Tim West 51000 Josh Arieh 57000 Mel Judah 93700 Erik Sagstrom 93100 (Erik123)Andy Bloch 140000 Dave "Devilfish" Ulliott 133000 Brandon Adams 144000 so yeah, it would take something ridiculous to not have a solid final table.

Wow thats awesome, sick names all of them, and thats half the remaining players!

Sorry to anyone this might offend but this is too hilarious. Credit to vbnautilus on this one.Let's play "which one is Palin"...#1I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.#2"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that."

LOL. I love both girls :)Mark

[cubsfan44 0]

I need to grind 340k hands in 3 months. GL me.

too make nova elite?weeeeeeeeeeeeee im stuck 10 buyins on the day now

[RDog 0]

too make nova elite?

Nah, working out the numbers with regular volume I would be close to the 5k bonus and there is no way I am gonna get stuck in between like that.

[cubsfan44 0]

loooooooooool 3bet a 41/29 with QQ he flops top set I guess I gotta quit atleast for awhileWhat a morning...

[Jordan 1]

hu right?welcome to the beginning.