SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Every time I try to think of nothing, trains and turkeys come to mind. If there is a shrink in this board, please tell me what that means.Lets see. Turkeys bring to mind the wilderness, and trains are obvious replacements for penis'. Therefore you want to play with penis in the wilderness. Call me when you go. Link to post Share on other sites
ChunkyLuver69 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 did u say you like penis more than ice cream? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 did u say you like penis more than ice cream? so what? wanna fight aboot it??? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 i got nothing Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I got nuttin. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I'm not wearing pants right now. My balls are happy.On that note,Do you ever wonder whether wearing boxers is like a chick who doesn't wear a bra, and by the time our boxer-heavy generation hits 50 (I'm assuming you're 17-25), we're going to have balls to our knees (saying you already do won't be funny. At least it won't be know)? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 On that note,Do you ever wonder whether wearing boxers is like a chick who doesn't wear a bra, and by the time our boxer-heavy generation hits 50 (I'm assuming you're 17-25), we're going to have balls to our knees (saying you already do won't be funny. At least it won't be know)?I look forward to that day. I'm going to go right out and buy 20 pairs of shorts so I can walk around with my balls hanging on full display daily. Then I can finally get even with those women that wear cleavage enhancing clothes by screaming: "I'm up here!" Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I look forward to that day. I'm going to go right out and buy 20 pairs of shorts so I can walk around with my balls hanging on full display daily. Then I can finally get even with those women that wear cleavage enhancing clothes by screaming: "I'm up here!"Greg Geraldo? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Greg Geraldo?I really don't know. I thought it was all me, but I could've unwittingly ripped him off. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 On that note,Do you ever wonder whether wearing boxers is like a chick who doesn't wear a bra, and by the time our boxer-heavy generation hits 50 (I'm assuming you're 17-25), we're going to have balls to our knees (saying you already do won't be funny. At least it won't be know)?I dont want to throw any water on this theory, because i think it would be cool, but dont your balls shrivel up the older you get? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I dont want to throw any water on this theory, because i think it would be cool, but dont your balls shrivel up the older you get?Hmmm. I would have to disagree. I'm older than the assumed 17-25 age range and I would have to say that I accidently sit on my balls with greater frequency now than I did when I was in that age range. Getting older is fun.edit: I've worn boxers for >15 years so I don't consider myself part of generation briefs. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I dont want to throw any water on this theory, because i think it would be cool, but dont your balls shrivel up the older you get?They do for the briefs generations, we'll see in 30 years or so what all that hanging can do. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 They do for the briefs generations, we'll see in 30 years or so what all that hanging can do.I hope you are right, I wanna swing free till the day i die. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Lagrange Pointsawsome, see how I thought of it and it already existed, its like I know where science should be, well I knew there was 1 between us and the sun but 5, now thats cool. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 These pretzels are making me thirsty. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 SPOILER: JAODNCLAIDHTL Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 FUCK!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Son of a bitch, someone else has my avatar on stars. Fuck that noise. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I went snowboarding today and had a great time. My edge was sharp and the hills we're a little patchy but the the snow cover was lightly packed powder, not great conditions but my board was in good shape. Got a cheap deal, 30$CAN for the day ticket including bus trip. I spent the morning helping out a newbie, giving him pointers, practiced riding switch for a change. Then in the afternoon, we sparked a fatty in the glades and then me and my friend Cat left the newbs and found me some fast runs. Pluged in my Ipod and went flying. This season I've been looking for the most speed possible, going faster then I ever had and I think I'm addicted to it. Well my luck ran out a bit and I took my bail of the year. It wasn't that bad but I pulled a superman going near top speed after I caught an edge and got airborn. I landed on my chest and chin, knocked the air right out of me. Cat laughted as I gasped for air but I signaled her I was going to be alright. A medic came by at that point and he wasn't too convinced I was ok, I must of looked beat up, but I was ok in the end. SO the moral of the story is I could of gotten hurt real bad if i had fell on my head and I don't wear a helmet, so ya, maybe I should get one. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Yea.... I got nothin'. Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Wait, I finally got something!...but I can't post it here. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I sorta have a little something, relating to the helmet story. I wrecked a 4-wheeler when I was 15. I had been jumping a hill all day without a helmet on.For some reason, I stopped and grabbed my helmet and on the next jump I rolled it. The 4-wheeler landed on top of me. All the weight went into my left arm and tore all the ligament in my wrist. Then it landed on my head. If I had not had the helmet on, it would've killed me. I ended up with a broken nose instead.TL;DR... I got nothin'. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Oh hell yeah.... I am the Phil Gordon of FCP. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I hope you are right, I wanna swing free till the day i die.Obv you are not now, and never plan to be, married. Link to post Share on other sites
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