Dear Nikki

[JacKingOff_suit 0]

Dear Nikki, The only two things a man should ever allow to come around his butt hole are toilet papers and a woman's tongue. Anything else will make him gay.SincerelyJkosfcp

[SBriand 4]

Dear Nikki, The only two things a man should ever allow to come around his butt hole are toilet papers and a woman's tongue. Anything else will make him gay.SincerelyJkosfcp

But another man's tongue is ok. Trill.

[Nikki_N 17]

Basically by saying I just never liked it that much, etc. She says she has never gotten great pleasure from it anyway, so it's not a big issue for her -- another reason I don't want to risk offending her over it. She's pretty sensitive about her body, anyway. Some days, though, I just get a craving....

Hmmm. If she's never gotten pleasure from it, it's because someone's not doing it right and/or she's not relaxing enough to get off. I think if you enjoy cunnilingus, this is an issue you may want to find a way to tackle. I'm not sure I have the right answer for you, but if you enjoy doing it, she will enjoy receiving it. Sometimes frank conversations about sex need to happen. Good things can happen when you aren't afraid to talk. I'm not saying this isn't an issue you'll need to be careful with, but definitely talk to your woman about sex, all things sexual including your craving for box.

Dear Nikki,I'm looking for a few tips to spice up the sex life a bit... usually I'm just hammered drunk and bring some random slut home and bang her until I either vomit or cum... but now I have a serious lady friend in the life so I feel like I have to perform well to keep her around. Can you share with me your personal favorite sexual positions? Also, if a girl has never had an orgasm before in her life, is there anything that I can try to get her there?Thanks,Not witty enough to make up a name

Dear Not Witty,Well, most of the time, foreplay is important (unless you're both just stupid horny. If your girl just jumps on, you need not worry about the lack of foreplay during that session). I'm not just saying to take your fingers or tongue and go straight for the promised land, either. Kissing, touching, rubbing, nibbling. Do these things. I like a lot of positions. I really don't feel like I have a favorite, per se. All girls respond differently to different positions, so you're gonna have to find your own way, there. As for the orgasm, clitoral stimulation is usually the key. Start gently and and when she really starts to respond, keep doing whatever it is you are doing at that moment. If you switch it up, she's back to square one. If she says, "Don't Stop!" she's fucking serious.Good luck,Nik

Dear Nikki, how much money would my johnson have to owe me for me to beat it like it owes me money?Sincerly,Wondering About Carnal Knowledge Over Other Facts

Dear WACKOOF,At least a dollar. Depends on how serious you are about collecting on debts.Nik

Dear Nikki:Why is it so cold, what happened to global warming?Why did the blackjack dealer get so lucky tonight?Are any of my coworkers magically going to die within the next week?Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Dear Sunshine,I don't know, but global warming has been good to us until recently.He split tens??Well, the ones who don't take you seriously when you threaten them, maybe.If she were up your butt, you'd know.Nik

Dear Nikki, Why does my right butt cheek have a lot more hair on it than the left?What's the best type of sex, in your opinion? (drunk, angry, hottub)When will I die?Giver Of Drugs

Dear GivoD,Freak radiator accident?Gosh, I like drunk sex. I don't like hottub sex because the chlorinated water washes away natural lubrication. Angry sex has never been a thing I can wrap my brain around, unless it's an angry man pulling my hair and pushing me down and ..... Yeah, angry. Nik

[coesillian 0]

Chere Nikkiare you familiar with female ejaculation. I found a educational video on a porn site with instructions on how to make women squirt. I watched it and they explaned a technique using the 2 middle fingers rubbing the g-spot. I tried it and got some interesting results, lots of juice and a very diffrent orgasm from the girl without any clitoral stimulation. The video gets the girl to get full body spasms and be totally overcome by these insanely powerful orgasms. This was nothing like those gushers you find on the dirty porn sites, this is the womans most powerful orgasm for a woman. Any more hints clues for this.magik fingers

[Nikki_N 17]

Chere Nikkiare you familiar with female ejaculation. I found a educational video on a porn site with instructions on how to make women squirt. I watched it and they explaned a technique using the 2 middle fingers rubbing the g-spot. I tried it and got some interesting results, lots of juice and a very diffrent orgasm from the girl without any clitoral stimulation. The video gets the girl to get full body spasms and be totally overcome by these insanely powerful orgasms. This was nothing like those gushers you find on the dirty porn sites, this is the womans most powerful orgasm for a woman. Any more hints clues for this.magik fingers

Dear Fingers,Some women do in fact experience these powerful orgasms without clitoral stimulation but many require both clitoral and g-spot stimulation to get off that hard. Clitoral stimulation is still the tried and true method for consistent orgasms, but I applaud your sense of adventure and attentiveness to your lady's needs. Honestly, I don't know much about the squirting effect beyond what I've seen in porn. I'll have to do some research. Nik

[coesillian 0]

Dear Fingers,Some women do in fact experience these powerful orgasms without clitoral stimulation but many require both clitoral and g-spot stimulation to get off that hard. Clitoral stimulation is still the tried and true method for consistent orgasms, but I applaud your sense of adventure and attentiveness to your lady's needs. Honestly, I don't know much about the squirting effect beyond what I've seen in porn. I'll have to do some research. Nik

hurry! hurry! hurry!I think you may be missing out on something big. I had seen a thing on TV about a guy who could do the same to any girl using the same method.

[Nikki_N 17]

hurry! hurry! hurry!I think you may be missing out on something big. I had seen a thing on TV about a guy who could do the same to any girl using the same method.

Was it Ron Mexico on the TV? I know he's all e-gay, but his techniques with the ladies are impressive.

[Jordan 1]

dear nikki,i know we spoke of 'box stank', so say the female has a bacteria that is causing the smell...if one were to go South, do you know if there would be any repercussions, health wise? I suppose I could go look this up online, but this is more fun.And also, could a STD(s) cause the stench? And if so, if one were to go South, is it possible for the STD to spread to the givers mouth? I know certain STDs only affect a given region? So I'll leave this open to any STD that one could get...if my question needs revision, go ahead and revise.- Gracias por eso

[hank213 1,823]

Dear Nikki,How much masturbation is too much?SignedFeeling Unlucky Controlled Kicked Trampled Abused Restrained Dominated

[Nikki_N 17]

dear nikki,i know we spoke of 'box stank', so say the female has a bacteria that is causing the smell...if one were to go South, do you know if there would be any repercussions, health wise? I suppose I could go look this up online, but this is more fun.And also, could a STD(s) cause the stench? And if so, if one were to go South, is it possible for the STD to spread to the givers mouth? I know certain STDs only affect a given region? So I'll leave this open to any STD that one could get...if my question needs revision, go ahead and revise.- Gracias por eso

Dear Jordan,So I'll let you know what I know about STDs but I want to preface it with the warning and disclaimer that I am not a doctor and if you are unsure about whether or not you are putting yourself at risk for an std, you need to get information from a medical professional.Most bacteria that has run rampant through a girl's box is going to be bacteria that really only causes symptoms in a box. There is the possibility of harboring this bacteria, especially if you are uncircumsized and passing it to others, or reinfecting your current partner, so any bacteria should be avoided until it is cleared up. If you feel the need to continue doing the girl, use a condom. You probably should be using one anyways, unless you are certain you are both monogamous.As for STDs: If you know someone has an std, you should be staying away from that or taking the necessary precautions to avoid contact with said disease. I understand crabs on rare occasion will live in other body hair besides pubes. Genital herpes, as far as I know, limits itself to the genital area. Chlamydia and Gonorrhea are diseases which I don't have much knowledge on, so I suggest further research. Genital warts, as far as I know, do not pass to other body parts. This disease can lead to cervical cancer in women so avoiding contact with it now will be helping to ensure the health of the girl you finally settle down with.If you are going down on a girl you don't know very well (some late night booty call from the club, for instance and you think there is something unseemly going on down there, it may be best to call it a night. If the girl is your woman, you need to have a frank and open talk and address the issues. You could use a dental dam, but those pretty much suck.Nik

Dear Nikki,How much masturbation is too much?SignedFeeling Unlucky Controlled Kicked Trampled Abused Restrained Dominated

Dear FUCKTARD,Have you rubbed it off? Are you faint from blood loss? Is it interfering with your ability to live your life in a mostly normal fashion? If so, it's too much. Otherwise, vaya con perro, son.Nik

[Jordan 1]

Dear Jordan,So I'll let you know what I know about STDs but I want to preface it with the warning and disclaimer that I am not a doctor and if you are unsure about whether or not you are putting yourself at risk for an std, you need to get information from a medical professional.Most bacteria that has run rampant through a girl's box is going to be bacteria that really only causes symptoms in a box. There is the possibility of harboring this bacteria, especially if you are uncircumsized and passing it to others, or reinfecting your current partner, so any bacteria should be avoided until it is cleared up. If you feel the need to continue doing the girl, use a condom. You probably should be using one anyways, unless you are certain you are both monogamous.As for STDs: If you know someone has an std, you should be staying away from that or taking the necessary precautions to avoid contact with said disease. I understand crabs on rare occasion will live in other body hair besides pubes. Genital herpes, as far as I know, limits itself to the genital area. Chlamydia and Gonorrhea are diseases which I don't have much knowledge on, so I suggest further research. Genital warts, as far as I know, do not pass to other body parts. This disease can lead to cervical cancer in women so avoiding contact with it now will be helping to ensure the health of the girl you finally settle down with.If you are going down on a girl you don't know very well (some late night booty call from the club, for instance and you think there is something unseemly going on down there, it may be best to call it a night. If the girl is your woman, you need to have a frank and open talk and address the issues. You could use a dental dam, but those pretty much suck.Nik

I'm not in a relationship, nor do I really go to bars and hook up with girls. I'm kinda just wondering. The last girlfriend I had, which was 3 years ago (wowowwo), kinda stank "differently" from what I have come to find out is not a 'normal' scent. I dont have a ton of different smells to go off on, but I couldn't see myself going down on a girl that, ahem, smelled like the anus of a walrus.And I most def. wouldn't go down on a girl I just met. I'm probably a prude, but whatever. I don't care.- Jordan

[Nikki_N 17]

I'm not in a relationship, nor do I really go to bars and hook up with girls. I'm kinda just wondering. The last girlfriend I had, which was 3 years ago (wowowwo), kinda stank "differently" from what I have come to find out is not a 'normal' scent. I dont have a ton of different smells to go off on, but I couldn't see myself going down on a girl that, ahem, smelled like the anus of a walrus.And I most def. wouldn't go down on a girl I just met. I'm probably a prude, but whatever. I don't care.- Jordan

Unfortunately, not all unpleasant odors can be cured. They are just part of that person's biology in some cases. For example, ball sweat is pretty rank but I know more than a few girls who have given brain, despite it, because they are awesome girlfriends/wives.

[Jordan 1]

Unfortunately, not all unpleasant odors can be cured. They are just part of that person's biology in some cases. For example, ball sweat is pretty rank but I know more than a few girls who have given brain, despite it, because they are awesome girlfriends/wives.

loool, duder can't wash his balls off real quick? takes all of 15 seconds.- Jordan

[coesillian 0]

Dear Jordan,So I'll let you know what I know about STDs but I want to preface it with the warning and disclaimer that I am not a doctor and if you are unsure about whether or not you are putting yourself at risk for an std, you need to get information from a medical professional.Most bacteria that has run rampant through a girl's box is going to be bacteria that really only causes symptoms in a box. There is the possibility of harboring this bacteria, especially if you are uncircumsized and passing it to others, or reinfecting your current partner, so any bacteria should be avoided until it is cleared up. If you feel the need to continue doing the girl, use a condom. You probably should be using one anyways, unless you are certain you are both monogamous.As for STDs: If you know someone has an std, you should be staying away from that or taking the necessary precautions to avoid contact with said disease. I understand crabs on rare occasion will live in other body hair besides pubes. Genital herpes, as far as I know, limits itself to the genital area. Chlamydia and Gonorrhea are diseases which I don't have much knowledge on, so I suggest further research. Genital warts, as far as I know, do not pass to other body parts. This disease can lead to cervical cancer in women so avoiding contact with it now will be helping to ensure the health of the girl you finally settle down with.If you are going down on a girl you don't know very well (some late night booty call from the club, for instance and you think there is something unseemly going on down there, it may be best to call it a night. If the girl is your woman, you need to have a frank and open talk and address the issues. You could use a dental dam, but those pretty much suck.Nik

Genital herpes can be contacted from oral sex. Any cold sore on the mouth can be transmitted to the genitals and vice versa. Even when a sore isn't present herpes can be transmitted. Herpes cannot be cured, so the good news is you can only catch it once.

[Nikki_N 17]

loool, duder can't wash his balls off real quick? takes all of 15 seconds.- Jordan

Spur of the moment brain in the rental doesn't always occur immediately post shower.

[Jordan 1]

Genital herpes can be contacted from oral sex. Any cold sore on the mouth can be transmitted to the genitals and vice versa. Even when a sore isn't present herpes can be transmitted. Herpes cannot be cured, so the good news is you can only catch it once.

owned

[Nikki_N 17]

Genital herpes can be contacted from oral sex. Any cold sore on the mouth can be transmitted to the genitals and vice versa. Even when a sore isn't present herpes can be transmitted. Herpes cannot be cured, so the good news is you can only catch it once.

Thanks for checking that out. It's good to know. I seem to recall being taught in human sexuality class that the herpes one gets on the mouth aren't contracted on the genitals. Can you verify that or refute it for the readers?Thanks.

[Jordan 1]

Thanks for checking that out. It's good to know. I seem to recall being taught in human sexuality class that the herpes one gets on the mouth aren't contracted on the genitals. Can you verify that or refute it for the readers?Thanks.

ask trevor

[Nikki_N 17]

owned

This is why I added the disclaimer at the beginning. I'm not a doctor and I don't have any stds, so I can't speak from experience.

[Nikki_N 17]

Oooh, important information from web.md:What causes genital herpes?Genital herpes can be caused by either the herpes simplex virus type 1 (HSV-1)—which also causes cold sores—or the herpes simplex virus type 2 (HSV-2). HSV-2 is the most common cause of genital herpes infection in the United States.

[Jordan 1]

This is why I added the disclaimer at the beginning. I'm not a doctor and I don't have any stds, so I can't speak from experience.

werd. the owned comment wasn't in reference to you.im not sure what it was for.- Jordan

[Nikki_N 17]

More from webmd:Genital WartsHPV is spread by direct contact. * The virus can be spread to or from the genitals, anus, mouth, or throat during sexual activities. However, warts in the mouth or throat are extremely rare. Condoms may reduce the spread of infection, but they do not provide complete protection. * Once the infection occurs, it may spread to other areas of the genitals or to the anal area. * You can spread the virus even if you do not have any symptoms of infection or any visible warts. * A pregnant woman can infect her child during vaginal delivery, although this is very rare. The presence of genital warts does not mean that the mother should have a cesarean delivery, unless a vaginal delivery would cause the warts to bleed excessively.1

[coesillian 0]

I've get cold sores on my mouth 1 a yearish since I was a kid, maybe from birth I dunno, but I never got any on my genitals. Then as a teenager I gave them to a girl I ate out. Y so the mouth ones can be transmitted to genitals, that's how I know.

[Jordan 1]

I've get cold sores on my mouth 1 a yearish since I was a kid, maybe from birth I dunno, but I never got any on my genitals. Then as a teenager I gave them to a girl I ate out. Y so the mouth ones can be transmitted to genitals, that's how I know.

you'd only give the cold sores tho if you had one when you ate her out, right?it doesn't just go there unless you have one currently 'open' in your mouth.i've had cold sores before..maybe 1 every like 4 months or so? and for a long time...so is that the hpv thing?- Jordan

[Tiltinagain 973]

Why has this thread not been stickied yet??Off Topic at it's finest.TOTD, again.And Jordan....in regards to the "strong" smell. Try suggesting that you take a shower together before hitting the sheets. That way she get's that fresh n clean smell without you having to tell her to "wash that stanky thang"