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I like to treat this thread like a prediction game. The objective is to give answers that bear significant resemblance to the correct answer (nikki's). So far, I'm 1/1 with chrozzo's problem from months ago. I'll give my response and then spoiler it out so she won't see it before she responds. It's fun because I've done this quite a bit so far without posting and I'm almost always right.

onlyme: "How do I make sure the door stays open over next semester for that possibility later on?"me: Doorstops are cheap and can accomplish this task relatively easily. Alternatively, you could try long-distance. It's awesome and it keeps you warm during the cold winter months.

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dear nikki:i want to get a birthday present for a woman. she's about your height & build, with about your hair colour. she gives out brilliant advice and looks drooly in leather. what do you suggest? sincerely,q

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dear nikki:i want to get a birthday present for a woman. she's about your height & build, with about your hair colour. she gives out brilliant advice and looks drooly in leather. what do you suggest? sincerely,q
This cause her other one is probably worn out!31GAD01KU8L._AA280_.jpg
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I like to treat this thread like a prediction game.
My guess:

onlyme: "How do I make sure the door stays open over next semester for that possibility later on?"me: You can't sit and wait for her or expect her to wait. A lot of things can change over the next semester. Take her to bed or lose her forever.

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I like to treat this thread like a prediction game. The objective is to give answers that bear significant resemblance to the correct answer (nikki's). So far, I'm 1/1 with chrozzo's problem from months ago. I'll give my response and then spoiler it out so she won't see it before she responds. It's fun because I've done this quite a bit so far without posting and I'm almost always right.

onlyme: "How do I make sure the door stays open over next semester for that possibility later on?"me: Doorstops are cheap and can accomplish this task relatively easily. Alternatively, you could try long-distance. It's awesome and it keeps you warm during the cold winter months.

first time i've laughed on fcp @ anyone but speedz, JJJ, shake, or an idiot in a long time.
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Ok Nikki, you got me. I'm finally asking, only b/c this was a bump that was a long time in the making.I'm a college student, will graduate in about 5 months. I go to school about 300 miles from home, and there is a girl there I'm really in to. She knows this too, but is undecided how she feels. She is definitely at least somewhat interested though. I'll be home over Christmas break and we have a ton of friends in common so we'll probably be hanging out quite a bit. What is my best course of action to get something going with this girl? Note that I'm not looking to have sex with her, I'm just interested in a relationship at some point. Not even necessarily now, as I will move back there when I graduate. How do I make sure the door stays open over next semester for that possibility later on?Thanks!
There's no way to make sure the door stays open. Love and life are unpredictable. I think you should hang out as much as you can with her (without being a stalker) during Christmas break. Then, if things went well, make a point of keeping in touch with her throughout the winter and spring. Be warned, though, if she knows how you feel and is undecided about her feelings for you, don't put all your energy into this. Date some chicks at your school. Be open to other relationships. If this girl doesn't share your feelings, she is likely not the girl that you're going to marry (if that's in the cards for you and you want it). Don't let an awesome girl go unnoticed because of your feelings for this girl back home. There are a lot of awesome girls.
dear nikki:i want to get a birthday present for a woman. she's about your height & build, with about your hair colour. she gives out brilliant advice and looks drooly in leather. what do you suggest? sincerely,q
Bondage porn or book store gift certificates.
This cause her other one is probably worn out!31GAD01KU8L._AA280_.jpg
Heehee, with Dave gone, I'm putting it to the test. It's holding up well.
sex05.gifHappy birthday babe.
Ooh, or corsets. Good call, Scott!
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Long distance is a tough one. I'm not experienced in this. Are you willing to move if she has similar feelings? Let's start there. If it's a no, I'd say don't ruin what you've got going.
Well moving wouldnt be out of the question. (Though why would anyone move to Philly from NY?!?!?!) But its just tough imagining getting to the point that that would become a possibility considering our situation. How do I get to that point without seeming to aggressive. Thanks for the advice.
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Dear nikki,I've been so busy with school this semester I've had no time to meet or date any girls. What are some good locations to meet some smart, good looking chicks over the holidays? And any advice on some good ways to pick them up when I'm there? Every little bit helps. Thanks

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Well moving wouldnt be out of the question. (Though why would anyone move to Philly from NY?!?!?!) But its just tough imagining getting to the point that that would become a possibility considering our situation. How do I get to that point without seeming to aggressive. Thanks for the advice.
My question about moving was to gauge the strength of you feelings. If you are willing to move for this girl, then the relationship definitely warrants the risk of talking about your feelings to her and trying to make more of the relationship you've started. I'd say at this point, maybe make efforts to stay in touch better and visit more. Do cute dating type things when possible, not just the ****ing. Woo her and see what happens. Just woo her gently to start so she doesn't freak out and be mindful of her reactions.
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Dear nikki,I've been so busy with school this semester I've had no time to meet or date any girls. What are some good locations to meet some smart, good looking chicks over the holidays? And any advice on some good ways to pick them up when I'm there? Every little bit helps. Thanks
Do you want to meet girls to **** or girls to date?
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There's no way to make sure the door stays open. Love and life are unpredictable. I think you should hang out as much as you can with her (without being a stalker) during Christmas break. Then, if things went well, make a point of keeping in touch with her throughout the winter and spring. Be warned, though, if she knows how you feel and is undecided about her feelings for you, don't put all your energy into this. Date some chicks at your school. Be open to other relationships. If this girl doesn't share your feelings, she is likely not the girl that you're going to marry (if that's in the cards for you and you want it). Don't let an awesome girl go unnoticed because of your feelings for this girl back home. There are a lot of awesome girls.
It's never been my plan to narrow my vision and focus on this girl, I've even considered not making much of an effort over break and just letting her figure out what the hell she wants since she doesn't seem to know. She knows where I stand.I always notice awesome girls, this is not an issue.
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Yes.Seriously though, I'm more interested in a serious relationship than just ****ing.
Skip bars, then. Do you have any non-poker hobbies? Sports, crafts, etc?
It's never been my plan to narrow my vision and focus on this girl, I've even considered not making much of an effort over break and just letting her figure out what the hell she wants since she doesn't seem to know. She knows where I stand.I always notice awesome girls, this is not an issue.
I like this idea. Just make sure not to read too much into the drunk booty call.
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Skip bars, then. Do you have any non-poker hobbies? Sports, crafts, etc?
Hmm, not really. I joined a karate dojo for a summer but had to quit in september when my workload at school got too heavy. When I was in High School, I was on the football team, debate team, student council, etc etc. But now I spend most of my spare time either reading books or playing poker, and I only really go out partying/pub crawling once a month or so. Yeah I know, I need to get a life. That's why I'm asking though, as lame as it sounds. It's been forever since I've had a date and I rarely see girls I don't already know on a day-to-day basis.
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I like to treat this thread like a prediction game. The objective is to give answers that bear significant resemblance to the correct answer (nikki's). So far, I'm 1/1 with chrozzo's problem from months ago. I'll give my response and then spoiler it out so she won't see it before she responds. It's fun because I've done this quite a bit so far without posting and I'm almost always right.

onlyme: "How do I make sure the door stays open over next semester for that possibility later on?"me: Doorstops are cheap and can accomplish this task relatively easily. Alternatively, you could try long-distance. It's awesome and it keeps you warm during the cold winter months.

I've been playing the same game with all of your posts. Trying to predict which one of you is posting. So far I think I'm 100% correct. I can say that because I've been playing it in my head and as the maker of the game, I am judge and jury of the rule application as well. As such judge and jury I deem myself always correct.Anyway, this post was written by

Lady Grey.

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My question about moving was to gauge the strength of you feelings. If you are willing to move for this girl, then the relationship definitely warrants the risk of talking about your feelings to her and trying to make more of the relationship you've started. I'd say at this point, maybe make efforts to stay in touch better and visit more. Do cute dating type things when possible, not just the ****ing. Wool her and see what happens. Just wool her gently to start so she doesn't freak out and be mindful of her reactions.
Maybe Nuke was right and girls DO get woolly
Do you want to meet girls to **** or girls to date?
Either way the library is a good place to start. The quiet rule means no awkward silences and the carels can be way more private than you'd think!Happy birthday, Nikki
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first time i've laughed on fcp @ anyone but speedz, JJJ, shake, or an idiot in a long time.
all this time I thought you were laughing with me
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I've been playing the same game with all of your posts. Trying to predict which one of you is posting. So far I think I'm 100% correct. I can say that because I've been playing it in my head and as the maker of the game, I am judge and jury of the rule application as well. As such judge and jury I deem myself always correct.Anyway, this post was written by

Lady Grey.

gosh. I wrote everything but the spoiler. My spoiler was DEAD ON with nikki's but I edited it out and went with LG's joke idea instead. In her words:(11:58:20 AM) LadyGrey152: you stole my jokes and made them less funny(11:58:23 AM) LadyGrey152: that's what happened
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Maybe Nuke was right and girls DO get woollyEither way the library is a good place to start. The quiet rule means no awkward silences and the carels can be way more private than you'd think!Happy birthday, Nikki
Thanks!And I mistyped. I meant woo, obv. Besides, we shave regularly.
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Dear Nikki,What's the best way to dispose of a body to avoid catching a case?Also, whats the best way to explain to your kids that mommy never wants to see them again?Sincerely,Dexter in training.
Mommy really never wants to see them again or that's just what you plan to tell the kids?
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Dear Nikki,What's the best way to dispose of a body to avoid catching a case?Also, whats the best way to explain to your kids that mommy never wants to see them again?Sincerely,Dexter in training.
Doesn't Eminem do a song with instructions for this?
nah, i'm just a tricky FYPer.
Oooh, you're a sneaky one!
Mommy really never wants to see them again or that's just what you plan to tell the kids?
Yeah, which is it? I can't imagine not wanting to see my boys again, so I have to assume this was part of the facetious bit? At least I hope that's what it is.
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